Hello, hi howdy all you sassy tomboy's. I can't believe it. I've been allowed to be an advertisng whore again. I don't know why I find this fun, nor do I care. I just enjoy talking about a new BLOG, and espeicially when it's about a special gal, or as she refers to herself, a Sassy Tomboy. Yupperooni WG, my special sweetie, yes her, she has her own place on here. Sassy Tomboy is the name of her little spot. Did you catch the name yet? Sassy Tomboy, is the name, yes it is. Well now that I'm done talking about Sassy Tomboy, I can go on with the updating of my blog. Thats right I'm going to stop talking about Sassy Tomboy and worry about writing my newest blog entry, and stop talking about Sassy Tomboy. Oh hell with it, Sassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy Tomboy
Ok with that I've had a really good day so far and this week has been pretty good too. You know actually, ever since I had some time off, I've felt awesom. I've felt great. I mean GAWDDAMNIT, I feel like a million bucks. So I'm actually waiting for something to crash down, and for some strange reason, I'm actually looking forward to it. I mean in the words of the "the most electrifying man in sports entertainment" The Rock says "JUST BRING IT"!!!!
You can't kill me, you can't even break me. I'm the most complete man I have ever been. So thank you all who spent all that time breaking me down. I thank you because simply, there's nothing else you can take from me. So now that I'm done with my more is less rant...you know the you stripped away all that was weak and just left a man who can truly love someone with no baggage in the way because you all killed it already. So thank you. For making me be the man who can live and love. Wow I know a little heavy today, but sometimes I just feel the urge to, well just to emote, so I did. so until next time...
i reamain a more simple man than before named
Jose
9/28/2004
9/25/2004
LIFE IS WAITING...WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPETIZER WHILE YOU WAIT?
It is an amazing thing, that we live our lives in such a hectic pace, that we actually have people who are hired and and paid to be "wait" staff. They not only stop to serve you they have you wait for everything too. "It'll be un just a minute", how many times have we heard that stament. But I'm digressing to far from my train of thought. You see I saw a movie, that was just about that. It was about waiting and it kinda put some things into perspective for me. I mean...
Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
All I really gotta do is live and die
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why.
Sound familiar anybody? Yes it's a song, but isn't that our day to day lives? Yeah I know we're all busy. We all have important things going on, and we got them going on all the time, but why? I'm still digressing and I do apologize. Well in this movie there was this great line "I am waiting, I just don't know what I'm waiting for". So I guess it would be easier for all of us to actually rush around and not know why, than to wait around and not know for what. Like I said it's just a line that puts things into perspective. Don't give me that look. I was just about to explain how it puts things into perspective. Next time you find yourself speeding to get to your destination, ask yourself, "Self, why am I rushing?" "If I get there too soon I'll just be waiting anyway" "Or if you get there late after you rushed, than you never feel 'right' anyway". So and Gandolf said in LOTR "I am not late or early, I get there when I'm supposed to be there."
so with that I remain a quotable man named
Jose
Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
All I really gotta do is live and die
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why.
Sound familiar anybody? Yes it's a song, but isn't that our day to day lives? Yeah I know we're all busy. We all have important things going on, and we got them going on all the time, but why? I'm still digressing and I do apologize. Well in this movie there was this great line "I am waiting, I just don't know what I'm waiting for". So I guess it would be easier for all of us to actually rush around and not know why, than to wait around and not know for what. Like I said it's just a line that puts things into perspective. Don't give me that look. I was just about to explain how it puts things into perspective. Next time you find yourself speeding to get to your destination, ask yourself, "Self, why am I rushing?" "If I get there too soon I'll just be waiting anyway" "Or if you get there late after you rushed, than you never feel 'right' anyway". So and Gandolf said in LOTR "I am not late or early, I get there when I'm supposed to be there."
so with that I remain a quotable man named
Jose
9/24/2004
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
Hello, hi and howdy one and all. How have ya been? Me. well I'm doing ok for the most part. Work is going better, thanks to the fact of chicken run being let go. That was my nickname for the guy who ran and let many things happen that shouldn't have. So the thorn has been removed from my paw, and now I'm a happy lion again. Second things between WG and me have been going extremely well. No I take that back, things have been going quite phenomenal, so thats a yay me. We like yay me's. They do makes us happy, my preeeecious. Now onto recent thoughts and ramblings. I've come to the conclusion that we as a general populace ask some pretty silly questions and make some pretty silly statements. First of all, how come if you're running late, (and thats usually me) and you get called, the first thing one asks is where are you? Now I totally understand that question if you happen to be making that call on a cell phone, but if you call me at work... than ask me said question...what do you think my answer is going to be? Another little brain stumper is why do people insist on on stating the fact that their order is to go...when said person is using the drive thru? Oh and speaking of drive thru's why do some drive up ATM's have braille on them? Like I said just some questions I have. Oh yeah, I like the 10 pet peeve list, so being the copy cat whore that I am I will also make a 10 pet peeve list, not in any particular order just some quick peeves,
1. People who clink when stirring a drink.
2. People who do not use directional blinkers.
3. Those of you who do not refill the ice cube trays (ok I'm guilty of said peeve, but it's on my list anyway).
4. People who can't take a joke, even if it is at their expense.
5. People who's asses stick out of their pants (whether it's because you're ghetto fabulous or a plumber) disclaimer: this one is mainly directed at men. Sorry, I am a guy so yes, seeing the thong/g-string stick out of some girlies hip hugger's is kinda cool.
6. People who take the last soda/beer/peice of pizza (especially when you bought it).
7. People who change the radio/tv at the exact moment something good comes on, unless you are the navigator, than you do have a vote, but it must be a mutual decision.
8. BIG PET PEEVE, when a commercial about a feminine product comes on, during an action, shoot em up, sensless violence show.
9. A black fly in you chardonay, ok thats not one of mine, but I just had the urge to write it.
9. When very cool movies are butchered and destroyed when they are edited for television.
10. When the movie you rented is messed up. Ooooooh that doth make the hellfires burn strong and hot.
Ok thats a pet peeve list, just to name a few. Any of you faithful have a pet peeve list you wanna share? Well than share and share away. If you want you can either leave them in the comments area, or you can email me confessionsofacerealeater@yahoo.com Of course you all do know that I will post them. Just making sure. Oh another quick question for you. Are sandals still sandals if you never walk on sand? Well sadly my lil chickadees, it's getting near that time to finish all those things they pay me to do and finish. Wow I must seem like the biggest slacker in the world. I work on my blog when I'm supposed to be making money, yet when I had full access of the inpornation super highway, I couldn't keep up with updates. Well it was either that or the damn cribbage, what word and literatti sessions. Or it might have been finding those really really cool super hero and Star Wars fan films they made. Or it might have been some of the porn sites I visited. Yeah stupid blocks on the lil network we have has kinda quashed that. But luckily for me... he he he he, when river block the pass, find new pass...
and with that I remain a purely Zenful master named
Jose
1. People who clink when stirring a drink.
2. People who do not use directional blinkers.
3. Those of you who do not refill the ice cube trays (ok I'm guilty of said peeve, but it's on my list anyway).
4. People who can't take a joke, even if it is at their expense.
5. People who's asses stick out of their pants (whether it's because you're ghetto fabulous or a plumber) disclaimer: this one is mainly directed at men. Sorry, I am a guy so yes, seeing the thong/g-string stick out of some girlies hip hugger's is kinda cool.
6. People who take the last soda/beer/peice of pizza (especially when you bought it).
7. People who change the radio/tv at the exact moment something good comes on, unless you are the navigator, than you do have a vote, but it must be a mutual decision.
8. BIG PET PEEVE, when a commercial about a feminine product comes on, during an action, shoot em up, sensless violence show.
9. A black fly in you chardonay, ok thats not one of mine, but I just had the urge to write it.
9. When very cool movies are butchered and destroyed when they are edited for television.
10. When the movie you rented is messed up. Ooooooh that doth make the hellfires burn strong and hot.
Ok thats a pet peeve list, just to name a few. Any of you faithful have a pet peeve list you wanna share? Well than share and share away. If you want you can either leave them in the comments area, or you can email me confessionsofacerealeater@yahoo.com Of course you all do know that I will post them. Just making sure. Oh another quick question for you. Are sandals still sandals if you never walk on sand? Well sadly my lil chickadees, it's getting near that time to finish all those things they pay me to do and finish. Wow I must seem like the biggest slacker in the world. I work on my blog when I'm supposed to be making money, yet when I had full access of the inpornation super highway, I couldn't keep up with updates. Well it was either that or the damn cribbage, what word and literatti sessions. Or it might have been finding those really really cool super hero and Star Wars fan films they made. Or it might have been some of the porn sites I visited. Yeah stupid blocks on the lil network we have has kinda quashed that. But luckily for me... he he he he, when river block the pass, find new pass...
and with that I remain a purely Zenful master named
Jose
22'S TOP 10 LIST (WITH A LEMON TWIST)
I was asked to share a top 10 list of my pet peeves. Well, when I thought about all the things I could put on this list I thought it would be easier to write a list of the top 10 things that make me happy. Trying to try to cut a very long list of pet peeves into just 10 items would have taken all night. Here is my list. There is no order, as these things all mean a lot to me.
1. The morning sun shining off the dew on a spider web.
2. The smell of playing in the fallen autumn leaves.
3. The color of blue the snow has just after a snowstorm.
4. Sitting on the shore of the lake fishing and not wanting a bite.
5. Laughing on the phone with my sister.
6. Walking barefoot through puddles after a summer rain.
7. Finding pictures in the clouds.
8. A campfire.
9. Children laughing.
10. The sight of my husband or the sound of his voice.
1. The morning sun shining off the dew on a spider web.
2. The smell of playing in the fallen autumn leaves.
3. The color of blue the snow has just after a snowstorm.
4. Sitting on the shore of the lake fishing and not wanting a bite.
5. Laughing on the phone with my sister.
6. Walking barefoot through puddles after a summer rain.
7. Finding pictures in the clouds.
8. A campfire.
9. Children laughing.
10. The sight of my husband or the sound of his voice.
9/21/2004
LOL, I'M HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN
It's true, I can't seem to stop writing today. It's ok, it's a pretty good feeling wanting to keep on writing. Oh by the way WGS, umm WG and I haven't really argued or fighted, the contri to which you have commented, ironically some of those comments were directed to the ex's. But I can see how it could have been taken wrong so I do apologize for any miscommunication. I do tend to confuse alot of people in my writings, and even in the way that words seem to sometimes dribble, and other times just gush like the Colorado River. Other times its like a gentle haze and sometimes, especially if I have encountered a citizen of stupidtown or ingoranceville. Than It's Niagra F****n Falls of words that flow from me and nay a single one be a positive statement. But they are instructional, such as where things are and where they can be placed, giving subtle hints as to lineage well I'm getting off track and either way my replacements here and I'll see y'all later...
until than I remain a a little bit happier and little bit looser man named...
Jose
until than I remain a a little bit happier and little bit looser man named...
Jose
WOW AND WOW
What a difference a week makes. It's been a great recharging of the batteries. I feel great. I spent an awesome week with WG. I went fishing, caught some salad and a few mosqito bites. I watched both NASCAR and the Packers. Went looking for work, spent a couple afternoons reading in a park and I slept. I know that sounds kinda weird, but I did. I slept in peace. That was nice. I also say some hawks, ospreys and I even sw an eagle. I played cribbage (sorry honey) so yeah I had a good week. I am work right now and guess what, for the first time in many months I actually like it here, again. I don't feel like the whole world is on my shoulders for once. I got some things taken care of so I'm no longer worried about a few things. Well of course that don't mean I'm done trying to save the world, but I do know that some things need to be worked out on their own. Well that's it for right now, but I will be writing more as the day passes. Well for at least a little while, ya see I gots an early night, and for the time being I got no I-net access at home. You know having to decide between the cable bill and the electric bill...well you can tell which I chose, than I realized, "oh crap, the cable is useless without electricity", so I changed my mind and paid off the electric bill. So on that note...
I remain out of the darkness and into the light, just not able to access my porn, oops I mean blog, hehehe I really do mean blog. hehehe, wow look at that ceiling, is that stucco? Great craftmanship, wow!
Above all I remain
Jose
I remain out of the darkness and into the light, just not able to access my porn, oops I mean blog, hehehe I really do mean blog. hehehe, wow look at that ceiling, is that stucco? Great craftmanship, wow!
Above all I remain
Jose
9/15/2004
A YEAR AGO TODAY I HAD NO CLUE
Who knew that a year ago when I started my Rant and Opinion filled site "I hate it here" that it would turn into "Confessions of a cereal eater" and that would turn into something like this. An actual accounting of my cruel and funny world, where dreams and joys usually take a backseat to pain and suffering? Well things have changed. A whole lot of changes have taken place. Lately it seems that J & D are taking absolutely no crap from P & S. I'm dating a girl who doesn't need me in her life but wants me there anyway. I'm working at a job that most of the time is OK and sometimes its not. There was a major "thorn" in my "paw" but that thorn has been removed. Well in this jungle the lion sleeps again. In the near future, there will be some major changes taking place. Some will be expected, some will not. I know, now the big question is where the hell have I been? Well I was/am miserable. I know some of you know what I mean by that. I can say with absolute certainty, location can affect you views, thoughts, and yes they can even affect personality. They can affect your heart, soul and life. Until recently...no I take that back, I've always known that, but recently, I've had a chance to taste and touch a lil bit of heaven. No you godless heathens, I don't mean in the literal sense. I mean the simple fact of being able to laugh, because you feel happy. Being able to cry because a song just happens to hit the right emotional nerve, and not be told "You're embaraising me" or "Look he's gonna do it again". Just for the record and you both know who I am talking about. I truly hated you both for those little "harmless comments". Well where was I? Oh crap hold on while I try to recapture my train of thought. Oh yeah, sorry. It's amazing how a simple drive to nowhere with the right person feels just like a magic carpet ride. When you're in a crowded room, and for one of the few times you're not lonely or alone there. Where you don't have to pretend that you're something, because the people who look at you already see that you are a someone. So I guess, in the end, you all actually made me happier by just being yourselves and by making me be myself. Talk to you all really really soon...
I remain a man named...
Jose
I remain a man named...
Jose
8/26/2004
A BASIC REALITY THAN AGAIN THERE MAY BE MORE
Hello hi and salutaions you patient and faithful readers. I'm sorry for not writing sooner, but let's just I have come to one basic reality, money is truly the root of all evils. It's also the root for mean words, hurt feelings and cruelty. I know we all know that, but sadly it's a neccesary evil. Like telling your best friend "no I think your girlfriend is very nice" when in reality you can't stand her. Or telling someone "really I do like that song" when you'd rather hear fingernails scraping across a chalkboard. It's true, and for that simple reason, it also sucks. Ok, I got that off my chest. I feel better now. Thanks for listening. No onto bigger and better things. WG and I are getting along great. We're getting along fine. We're getting along. It's very cool being able to say that. By the way, where are the embareassing stories?? I'm waiting patiently. Now I'm thinking that WGS should have some doozies. I'm also thinking some of WG's friends would have shared some by now. I'm waiting. Oh yeah the countdown has begun, and I'll tell ya when it's over, and why it's a countdown. But sadly the time that ticks away slowly just had a burst of speed, to let me know that it just ran out the door and is moving to Tiajuana. I'm not working tonight, so believe me, I'm feeling rantful and after working 20 plus hours and some rum and diet cokes....hehehehe...be set to release the hounds of hell. For they will have more mercy than my venomous finger tips and bile filled tounge. So be well my friendlies, and I shall entertain you in a little while. until than
I remain a bit spiteful and an angry man (for a little while) named
Jose aka J2
I remain a bit spiteful and an angry man (for a little while) named
Jose aka J2
8/13/2004
1001 AND STILL GOING
Hello hi and whaaaaaaadup, to all of you crazy kids who for some reason enjoy reading this crazy lil space on the i-net. I mean there have been 1001 hits. 1001 times this page has been opened. 1001 times someone has read what I have written. 1001 times someone has taken a peek into the messed up reality of this 32 year old screwed up kid's brain. 1001 times, daaamn thats a lot of hits. Its kind of unnerveving to know people actually read this. I thank you all very much from the bottom of my heart, when I first started this I was just ranting and raving most of the time. Now it's become a way of talking to you all and telling you all about my boring and uneventful life. Yet you still come to read about me, and how cool is that. Now some of you I do know, some of you I don't, but would like to. So just say hey, ok?
Well after all that gushing, it's time to gush a little more. I'm happy. Really really happy right now. This is actually the happiest I ever felt. I have that stupid perma grin almost all the time now. I am dating this awesome gal and people are reading my lil blog. Hell, all I need now is a million dollars and my life would be complete. Now here's a question for all of you, what would be the first thing you would buy if you had a million dollars? I would buy a movie theatre. Than I would build a house, with a movie theatre built in it. I'm talking the biggest HDtv, with a Yamaha reciever and some Bose speakers and stadium seating. MMMMM, wow I just got perky. LMAO.and with that...
I remain movie loving geek named
Jose aka J2
Well after all that gushing, it's time to gush a little more. I'm happy. Really really happy right now. This is actually the happiest I ever felt. I have that stupid perma grin almost all the time now. I am dating this awesome gal and people are reading my lil blog. Hell, all I need now is a million dollars and my life would be complete. Now here's a question for all of you, what would be the first thing you would buy if you had a million dollars? I would buy a movie theatre. Than I would build a house, with a movie theatre built in it. I'm talking the biggest HDtv, with a Yamaha reciever and some Bose speakers and stadium seating. MMMMM, wow I just got perky. LMAO.and with that...
I remain movie loving geek named
Jose aka J2
8/11/2004
HELLO AGAIN
Hello again my little chickadees, how are you on this fine morning? I hope you all slept well. I'm back at the grind, so that means that my blog now gets updated woo hooo!! I noticed something, when I'm not writing, people aint visiting. Man does that put pressure on me or what? I've become the spokesperson for the voices in my head, and they are screaming for justice in an unjust world. What do I mean? Well only that a cheeseburger at McDonald's is 99 freakin cents while a double cheese burger is a buck! I was floored when I saw this. I was shocked. I was looking for a reason to deal on someone. Not in a bad way, but I had made on obsevation, and when I make said observation, I must comment as I am wont to do on occasion. For example why does bottled water have a list of ingridients? Why do lighters have a warning stating that "contents are flammable"? See what I mean. I've come to the conclusions that the powers that be think that we must all be stupid. Wow, so sorry, I guess I must have OD'd on Henry Rollins over the weekend. A 3 1/2 to 4 hour drive with Hank as a comapnion will do that.
A congratulations goes to Jeff Gordon on his impressive win at the Brickyard 400. I know right now I'm getting eye daggers shot at me. I know right now WG is just itching to call me and give me an earfull. Yes my faithful readers, I am a Jeff Gordon just because whenever I say that WG gets this "GRRRRRRR" face, and it just cracks me up. Dale Earnhardt jr. is her favorite driver and I think despise and loathe are the words she used to describe her feelins about the the #24 driver. LOL look at me, I'm learning about NASCAR. Well I figure if she is willing to watch an occasional anime, I am willing to learn about one of her passions. BTW does anybody know how I supposed to act at a Packers game? Never having gone to one I am at a loss, as to how I should conduct myself. I mean I no longer "rock out" at concerts. Being that age is creeping up on me and "head Banging" leaves tons and tons of sore muscles. Along with head aches and the occasional nose bleed, I have thus learned to groove. Not only that football crowds are a lot different than baseball and soccer crowds, both of which I have been a part of.
Oh and before I forget, w/22 will now be known as PCC, for that story you will have to ask 22 to tell that tale. Which reminds me, here are a few belated but soon to be immortalized on the I-net ...
happy birfday wishes for PW, 22, LL and
amy.
I know I know how come I used a name and not a nickname
because I didn't talk to her long enough to come up with a good name. Sorry. I shal commence with the self flogging. You know for some reason I really like that word, Flogging. Well anyways, now with the WG update, My 'rents totally dug her. Something about liking the fact that she's outgoing, hits me when I deserve it (yeah that one was from my mommy), and just acts like herself. So I hope you all have a good day, and I leave you with this one thought...how the hell did i get to this point when i was allready to tell you about the $0.99 cheesburger....hmmm some mysteries like the Paulding Light shall forever be unsolved.
And with that I am forever
Jose aka J2
A congratulations goes to Jeff Gordon on his impressive win at the Brickyard 400. I know right now I'm getting eye daggers shot at me. I know right now WG is just itching to call me and give me an earfull. Yes my faithful readers, I am a Jeff Gordon just because whenever I say that WG gets this "GRRRRRRR" face, and it just cracks me up. Dale Earnhardt jr. is her favorite driver and I think despise and loathe are the words she used to describe her feelins about the the #24 driver. LOL look at me, I'm learning about NASCAR. Well I figure if she is willing to watch an occasional anime, I am willing to learn about one of her passions. BTW does anybody know how I supposed to act at a Packers game? Never having gone to one I am at a loss, as to how I should conduct myself. I mean I no longer "rock out" at concerts. Being that age is creeping up on me and "head Banging" leaves tons and tons of sore muscles. Along with head aches and the occasional nose bleed, I have thus learned to groove. Not only that football crowds are a lot different than baseball and soccer crowds, both of which I have been a part of.
Oh and before I forget, w/22 will now be known as PCC, for that story you will have to ask 22 to tell that tale. Which reminds me, here are a few belated but soon to be immortalized on the I-net ...
happy birfday wishes for PW, 22, LL and
amy.
I know I know how come I used a name and not a nickname
because I didn't talk to her long enough to come up with a good name. Sorry. I shal commence with the self flogging. You know for some reason I really like that word, Flogging. Well anyways, now with the WG update, My 'rents totally dug her. Something about liking the fact that she's outgoing, hits me when I deserve it (yeah that one was from my mommy), and just acts like herself. So I hope you all have a good day, and I leave you with this one thought...how the hell did i get to this point when i was allready to tell you about the $0.99 cheesburger....hmmm some mysteries like the Paulding Light shall forever be unsolved.
And with that I am forever
Jose aka J2
8/03/2004
BOY AM I IN TROUBLE NOW
Hello to my Care Bears and my Care Bear Cousins. It's been a wonderful day. I didn't do anything other than sleep, talk to WG and know that my life will be ending a lot sooner than expected. Thanks to a couple of mischevious girls, who were given some information and instead of using their power for good turned to the dark side. Remember Uncle Ben did tell Peter Parker with "great power comes great responsibility". LOL!!! Just so you two ladies know, you aren't the only ones WG has marked for termination. LOL!!! Oh, and believe me I can totally believe how red the skies were, remember I was there for the rain storm. Why do all of a sudden do I hear TAPS playing? I also hear someone saying "tho I walk in the valley of death"...is that a bad omen?? Hmmmm. So other than that, I'm doing pretty good. I actually have 5 1/2 days coming up in a day and a half, and thats going to be fun. Going to a party, seeing some "spooky lights" and my parents are gonna meet WG. I really can't write too much today, being that I'm doing laundry, watching Toy Story (the first one) and doing some paper work, add the fact that its almost 4 AM and I have to move my car in an hour, and I hope to have my laundry done by than. But it won't be. Damn double drying times. Well anyways, I was also informed that when we go to the spooky lights (we'll be going with 22 and w/22) that no foolin around in the back of the van will be tolerated. But just for the record, isn't that why vans we're created, because back seats just weren't comfortable enough? Isn't the word "van" synonomous with foolin' around, making out and fogging up the windows. Doesn't the saying go "if the van is a rockin, don't come a knockin" ? Lmao, I've seen the movies from the 70's and early 80's. If there was nudity or "action" was there not a van near by? LOL. LMAO. Well anyways my time is getting short, and they are paying me to do something while I'm here...
So for the few days I have left I remain
Jose aka J2
So for the few days I have left I remain
Jose aka J2
8/01/2004
DROPPING TO MY KNEES TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS (for some reason I seem to be on my knees alot)...
Hello my smurfs, smurfettes and smurflings. It seems I been neglecting my blog duties. I'm becoming lax in my duties as official chronicler of my life. A boring job it is but hey, someones gotta do it. Not only that but I hired myself because I work for cheap, and for the record just because I'm cheap, yes, it also means I'm easy. Wow, I went from everyday to only once a week. Sorry. But between getting used to my new working shifts, seeing my girl, and sorta sleeping, I haven't had much energy or inspiration to narrate my so-called life. But today with a NO FEAR energy drink in hand, and a desire to write I'm back! Did you miss me? Its ok to lie to me and say you did. :D Well to start where I left off, last Sunday I went up to spend some time with WG. I had the auspicious privalege of meeting yet two more members of WG's world. I met WG's Sister aka WGS and neice aka WGN. I'll be very honest, I didn't know what she thought of me. All I could think of of was the movie Jerry McGuire where Bonnie Hunt goes "Hi, I'm the disaproving older sister", now I know she's the younger sister, but I think you all get my drift on that one. Than I read WGS's comment "It was great to finally meet the man that makes my sis happy", that the fears of being disaproved went away (well that is until next time, than for some reason they keep coming back). So at this time I would like to apologize for not writing sooner and I hope you can forgive me please. That and welcome WGS and WGN to my little space here on the net. It was both an honor and a privelage to meet you both, and I hope we can get a chance to talk more in the near future, because I would really enjoy getting to know you better, and to hear some embareassing WG stories. Hehehehehehe. LMAO, well I guess this would be an awesome time mantion if any of my faithful readers have stoies of an embareassing WG stories share them. Hehehehehehe. SO what else has been going on you ask? Well WG and I are getting along splendidly. I've gotten hugs from WGG, and that was very cool. Especially considering that they weren't propmted. They made me get warm fuzzies and I still say it's ok to be Hoser. LOL. Oh and I scrapped the zombie story again. I guess I was trying to avoid the atypical zombie story, and one of my biggest complaints about most horror stories is the lack of explanantion. When they don't answer the who, what, where, when, why and how's. So I started asking myself those questions, and eventually I came up with the answer(s). Why tell only one story? If I can answer many of these questions in a prologue or as a brief narrative in the introduction, than I'd be free to tell my stories. In my opinion of this, one of the best examples of this is from Dracula 2000 although it is a dumb movie. In this movie it explains why vampires feat the cross, silver and daylight, at least in this version of vampire lore. Of course it takes the whole movie to do that, but you get my point, or at least I hope you do. So, I've decided to explain where the zombies started, how they started and why they act and do what they do. Once I do that I can tell any story I want, and it doesn't even have to be a zombie story (you got to love loopholes)...
and speaking of Jerry McGuire, one of my fave quotes from that movie..."Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?"
so with that I'm still 6ft above ground, but the mind is still in the gutter and with that I remain
Jose aka J2
and speaking of Jerry McGuire, one of my fave quotes from that movie..."Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?"
so with that I'm still 6ft above ground, but the mind is still in the gutter and with that I remain
Jose aka J2
7/25/2004
AM I FASHIONABLY LATE
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I've had some things to deal with and my poor little blog has gone malnourished, under used, neglected and even a few abandonment issues. Oh, and by the way. Just a random thought that for some reason looks nice right there, even though it doesn't make any sense. I have had one thrilling week plus folks and folkettes. I was going to call you my children but "MOM" is watching. Oh, and for those who worry when I don't post, I'm ok. I do this for therapy and fun. I do this because I'm a bit vain to believe that someone out there thinks I'm interesting enough to read about. It’s self-esteem, male ego, foolish pride and a hope for acceptance into this virtual realm. Well to recap this past week, I met maWG, paWG, and WGG last Friday and I think it went well. I was even called Hoser (a past nickname) by WGG, but sadly he was quickly reprimanded for that. I forget that it's actually a negative term and not just a silly nickname. We had dinner on Friday, lunch and cribbage on Saturday and I had a whole lot of fun. The only time it got weird was during the Q & A session (third degree??) With maWG and paWG. Good times were had. Than there were some personal issues along with the past catching up with me where I turned to my "Jiminy Cricket aka JC" to help me deal with them. In turn that helped create a stronger bond between JC and me, which in turn really strengthened the bond with WG and I. So yes I am officially a better, stronger and self-aware J2 than ever before. So anyways, I went to Mt. Horeb to pick up my RM and hung out there for an eve. You what’s really weird, when you meet chat people, how hard it is to use their real names. So we drank talked and pretty much did the same thing you do in a chat room, only without the typing. A really cool comment said to me, was I'm exactly the same in the real world as I am in a chat room. LOL, there is no separation of real world and virtual world for this psychopath. But as I type that, that kind of makes me sound like a mental patient, doesn't it? Well RM stayed up there and will be brought down on Sunday I think. Well once I got home I got a chance to "talk" with MOM. I think we are twins separated at birth. Or I'm her clone, because we went from actors to movies to star trek and comedians. Way too much in common there. I think MOM spent way too much time in front of a TV. LOL. Oh yeah according to the "are you a psychopath" test, I'm a psychopath. Yes that was a MOM test given to me. LMAO we even talked about Days of our Lives. I know "I'm a sad and strange little man". Well today I get to see WG, and spend some time with her. It won't be too much because she's got to work Monday A.M. (and before any of you panic I'll make sure she goes to bed at a decent time, considering I have to work at 4 P.M. on Monday afternoon, I'll be needing some sleepy time too. Considering I got to drive back here on Monday A.M. Now this isn't your typical A.M., were talking the birds are singing, the sun is shining and the "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY" statements when the alarm goes off). That and the fact that I woke up at 10 A.M. on Saturday, and I haven't slept yet. Now all of you who are thinking about yelling at me...can it wait till tomorrow. Please. OMG, it finally happened!!! It's true, it finally happened. We went an entire day without talking to each other. Yes Saturday July 24, 2004 we went an entire day without giving each other giggle attacks, perma-grins and red faces. I didn't hear the "shuuuuut uup", "what ever", "back off little man" and the "blah blah blah blah". WG, went without hearing me using her lines and purposely using them wrongly, improperly and not even worded correctly. She didn't hear me mocking her "catch phrases" (stand down little girl). Well my precious little gems, its time for me to get some work done, so just remember always tell the you love them, because some day it'll be x-mas and they'll remember. LOL....
and with that I remain,
Jose aka J2
and with that I remain,
Jose aka J2
7/15/2004
WOO HOO!!! YAY US!!! WE ROCK!!!
we hit 700. this site has been peeked at 700 times....700 times people have read something on here, 700 times someone has clicked, 700 times soemthing i've written has been read, 700 hey wait a second...this website has been opened 700 times and I only got 26 comments???? ok who hasn't been commenting?? check yourselves people I mean I understand we all have busy lifestyles, but you could say hi a little more frequently, I mean Princess only one comment so far?? I know some of you have posted more times, and when next I see thee, a drink from me shall be for free, for duties that seem so small, please know that those actions make me feel 10 feet tall, so to thee I give a gracious bow, a peck on the cheek and I exit now. But do not fret my friends, Those that didn't post will get a boot in the end....hehehehehehehehehe sorry I thought it was funny, and
with that i remain 700 hits happier and forever and always
Jose aka J2
with that i remain 700 hits happier and forever and always
Jose aka J2
AND THE VERDICT IS
喂和您好到讀這的全部, and a good day to all. WG and I had a serious conversation today. It was the "where are we and where are we going" talk. Well ladies and gentleman, I now officially have a girlfriend. It's true; I'm off the market. Not for sale or lease. Unavailable for comment. It was a hard conversation to have, especially over the phone. But we had it. Huh?? Oh!! Why was it a hard conversation?? Well just ask, sheesh! Don't beat around the bush, other people’s kids!! You see, if you read the 100 list of mine there were something’s on there, that WG had said weren't options. WG called them defense mechanisms I called it a lie. If you're keeping track that makes us even. Remember way back when I went to meet WG for the first time, I had said that I was just leaving a friend in Marshfield, and since I was just a little ways away...well yeah that was an untruth. Which I believe all agreed was actually good idea on my part, otherwise I wouldn't know any of you and I wouldn't know WG, and The last what 20+ posts wouldn't exist. Well getting back to the conversation, so that was what was keeping me from having this conversation with WG earlier. Well some things happened, some people were met, promises made, and a little girls comment made me think long and hard about the both near and far future of my existence called life. So today after I whooped WG at cribbage (3 matches to 1 in 2 days I might add, and that one was just because spiced rum and diet coke kicked my ass first), I decided this was the best time for that talk. You know for the record, what’s the difference between "going out", "going steady", "dating", "dating exclusively", "seeing" and being "boyfriend and girlfriend"? Maybe it's just because I'm a guy, maybe it's the fears of meeting maWG, paWG and WGG. I mean if you know WG you know that WG is very close to her family, and thats very cool. But what if they didn't and don't like me? Already been in that relationship, and it sucks. What if WGG hates me, I mean I've been there too. So yeah I needed to know what and where, and the who's and why's. But I didn't know what we were. Were we a couple, were we seeing each other, were we dating and to make this even more confusing WG wouldn't tell me what she thought we were. Claiming I had to make my own decision on that. Now boys and girls (and I have to use those words, I mean we do have young "22" here and we don't want to corrupt her pure and innocent soul, and of course Suze aka MOM, is watching too so behave I must) when wanting an opinion on particular subject, when asked if you yourself have an opinion, and you say no still confused, this action should not lead to the reaction of I won't tell unless you have an opinion yourself. Sometimes it just means if you're brave enough to tell me yours than sharing mine will be ok too. So yup Jose aka J2 (lol now you all know where and why the "aka's" came from LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO) and WG are an item, a couple, duo, pair, set, team, twosome, (OMF'n GAWD you all know that I do use dictionary.com's thesaurus feature so when Typed in couple this particular entry got me rolling on the f'n floor
Entry:
Copulate
Function:
Verb
Definition:
Have sex
Synonyms:
bang, bed, boff, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, dork, fool around, fornicate, have coition, have relations, have sex, hump, lay, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, screw, sleep together, sleep with, unite
LOL LMAO LOL LOL LOL) combination, combo, deuce, doublet, match and mates. Ok some of them might be a little strong and some might not make any sense, but its cool. Why is it cool, because it feels cool.
Now more verdicts, so far its 3 -1 that I was being funny. When last I reported on this little blog I asked for a response to a question and since I said it was funny that counts as a vote. Wow I see a pattern forming hehehehehehehehehe. If you didn't know I'm making reference to the cribbage stats....hehehehehehehe. RM update, day 15, actually for someone I have almost nothing in common with, we are getting along very well. He's a good roommate, "I think I'll keep him and name him George and if the cats get to him, I'll squash them George I'll squash them all" lmao hehehehehehehe I know of mice and men is not supposed to be funny but when using the lines out of context...now its f'n hysterical. Oh if you haven't noticed, I started censoring myself. We're going to try to keep the curses to an extreme minimum. I mean what if maWG, paWG or even the lil angel 22 reads a naughty word on here, or even the "good one" LL. I have the innocent and impressionable minds to worry about now. I am trying to be socially aware. I am taking a degree of responsibility knowing that my words may have reactions and consequences, so I shall try my darndest and it does say d-a-r-n to live up to that moral code. So now armed with that
I remain a steadfast moral code of honor and
Jose aka J2
Entry:
Copulate
Function:
Verb
Definition:
Have sex
Synonyms:
bang, bed, boff, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, dork, fool around, fornicate, have coition, have relations, have sex, hump, lay, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, screw, sleep together, sleep with, unite
LOL LMAO LOL LOL LOL) combination, combo, deuce, doublet, match and mates. Ok some of them might be a little strong and some might not make any sense, but its cool. Why is it cool, because it feels cool.
Now more verdicts, so far its 3 -1 that I was being funny. When last I reported on this little blog I asked for a response to a question and since I said it was funny that counts as a vote. Wow I see a pattern forming hehehehehehehehehe. If you didn't know I'm making reference to the cribbage stats....hehehehehehehe. RM update, day 15, actually for someone I have almost nothing in common with, we are getting along very well. He's a good roommate, "I think I'll keep him and name him George and if the cats get to him, I'll squash them George I'll squash them all" lmao hehehehehehehe I know of mice and men is not supposed to be funny but when using the lines out of context...now its f'n hysterical. Oh if you haven't noticed, I started censoring myself. We're going to try to keep the curses to an extreme minimum. I mean what if maWG, paWG or even the lil angel 22 reads a naughty word on here, or even the "good one" LL. I have the innocent and impressionable minds to worry about now. I am trying to be socially aware. I am taking a degree of responsibility knowing that my words may have reactions and consequences, so I shall try my darndest and it does say d-a-r-n to live up to that moral code. So now armed with that
I remain a steadfast moral code of honor and
Jose aka J2
7/13/2004
AND WHEN IS HE WRITING AGAIN
Greetings and Sanitations, to all who read this, how was your weekend? MIne was actually hectic. You know for someone who has no life, I sure don't get much rest. Oh well thats life in the big city. Where compettions tough baby thats a pity, where every guys an actor and everygirl looks pretty. I'm hearing stories and I don't think thats cool. So who's this don Juan...OMG....HELP ME....i just had a Rick Springfeild moment. Now thats scary. But I did at least go to Chuck E Cheese's even tho I couldn't play any games...stupid being broke...and went to this little beach in Brookfield, which was very cool. They didn't seem to mind that I happened to be in the water in a button down shirt. Sorry Ladies, My Chest only Gets exposed for WG...LOL. No the real reason is when I lose enough weight I'll start exposing the soft white underbelly so that it finally matches my arms. I do this to protect the sight of all the innocents and even a few sinners around me, I never take off my shirt in public. Thats a sight that has scared charging rhino's and rabid wombats. This one time a badger was crawling out of his little hole saw me and screamed like a little girl (this statement is meant in respect, so please no offense to little girls anywhere and everywhere) and hid. Who knew that badgers could scream. Well back to my little story, well since this was an unplanned trip to the beach well I was improperly dressed for the beach, that of course did not stop my friend or her daughter from displaying their marksmanship with projectiles of sand and water. AND my obvious discomfort did not stop either of them from laughing. Well what can I say I'm a funny guy...not.
Well WG is back from fest...allthough a little more crispy, and somehow we have maintained the talking everyday record we're going for. Yay us! Oh yeah I made a statement last night that made WG a little peeved at me...so I'm gonna share it, and I want the feedback on whether or not this was funny. Whether it was appropriate or not well I guess thats a judgement call, but at this time I'm just looking for the comedic factor. If you leave a comment or whatever make sure that "funny" or "not" is a comment all by itself. Well we were talking about next time I come up that WG's Goober aka WGG would be staying with ma WG and pa WG. I think I'm having too much fun with the nicnames and their respective abrviations...and why is abrveaitions such a long word anyway? And why can't I spell it...damn it!! So I said "Don't do that, don't put anyone out like that, I can always ask one of your single friends if I can stay with them?" WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA thats funny, I don't care who you are thats dern funnnneeee. well what do you think, funny or not? I was cracking up. WG nope, she didn't find it that funny. Me still chuckling. Well anyways folks and folkettes, Its getting to be that time where I have to actually do what they pay me to do. LOL. LMAO. and with that....
I remain too lazy to use the spell checker and
Jose aka J2
Well WG is back from fest...allthough a little more crispy, and somehow we have maintained the talking everyday record we're going for. Yay us! Oh yeah I made a statement last night that made WG a little peeved at me...so I'm gonna share it, and I want the feedback on whether or not this was funny. Whether it was appropriate or not well I guess thats a judgement call, but at this time I'm just looking for the comedic factor. If you leave a comment or whatever make sure that "funny" or "not" is a comment all by itself. Well we were talking about next time I come up that WG's Goober aka WGG would be staying with ma WG and pa WG. I think I'm having too much fun with the nicnames and their respective abrviations...and why is abrveaitions such a long word anyway? And why can't I spell it...damn it!! So I said "Don't do that, don't put anyone out like that, I can always ask one of your single friends if I can stay with them?" WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA thats funny, I don't care who you are thats dern funnnneeee. well what do you think, funny or not? I was cracking up. WG nope, she didn't find it that funny. Me still chuckling. Well anyways folks and folkettes, Its getting to be that time where I have to actually do what they pay me to do. LOL. LMAO. and with that....
I remain too lazy to use the spell checker and
Jose aka J2
7/09/2004
SORRY...I'M A COMPLETE BOOB
I'm sorry FN, you're a beautiful man, to whom I bow down to your greatness. I can't belive I forgot to mention you...I'm getting a flogging now. My repenting has started. :D Well for the story so far I'm thinking kind of a one man show. Stuck in his apartment. Wakes up to the sound of a train blaring its horn, an explosion and the sweet pungent smell of flesh burning. its a 4 family unit, next door to him a couple fairly attractive, below him is vacant and the owner landlord is in the unit below the couple, wakes up like i said, looks out the widnow sees all his neighbors walking around and they're zombies. The story will be told in journal format and in the end it will be video trascriptions, and police reports depending on the ending. I just don't know what will happen should he live? or die? get recsued? happy ending? tragic ending? Before I can start I need to know what happens to him to set the mood of the story.
7/08/2004
NOW THE WAITING BEGINS
Hello and good day to all who read this, feeling a little down now. Just got off the phone with WG, and I realize it will be a few days before I talk to her again. Wow, it's so weird knowing that I won't be talking to her. I mean we haven't missed a day in what almost a month? Yeah, I'm thinking this is going to be a long weekend. Thankfully I'll be working a lot so free time is out the window. On the plus side, I got beer and spiced rum for today. Yay me!!! On the negative side, I have to work Friday afternoon...yeah can't get to wasted. LOL!! Before I forget I want to welcome both PW and SB to the site. I guess WG's got the promotion machine going again. YAY her!!
Here's a weird little story for you. My friend Extreme Fighter aka XF has a thing for zombies. No NOT THAT KIND OF THING!!!!! Perv's!! So he asked me to write a zombie story. Well I actually started it and well, I went back and read it out loud, and it didn't sound right to me. It didn't click. It didn't gel. It sounded forced, so I dumped it. Than I started thinking about all of the different things that I've read, and what I find totally and completely astounding is writers who cross genres, and how they do that. Michael Crichton is the perfect example. He's written a books about topics such as cloning dinosaurs, nanotechnology, murder involving doctors, airplanes, rewrote Beowulf, sexual harassment, man eating gorilla's and he also created ER the TV show to name a few of his works. Now most authors’ kind of stay in their own genre, Stephen King writes horror, but his best work in my opinion, are his non-horror writings. The Body which became Stand By Me, The Green Mile which was also a movie by the same name and Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, which I'm pretty sure you can figure out what movie that came from. I also really love the Gunslinger books. These are not horror stories in any way. They do have some suspense, but that comes from the wanting to know what is going to happen to the characters. Sorry, I know this is turning into more of a lecture, and I do apologize, but I'm getting to my point. I have never conceived of writing a horror story. I am planning on writing a book, and I do write poems. I even have plots for comic books. Of course I also write here, but the subject matter here is what goes on in my life, in head and in my heart and I kind of think that I know that better than anyone else. Well except for maybe god, Santa and the Government. Wow train of thought just took a shortcut north. You know until just now I didn't realize the story of Santa is kind of freaky. Let me explain; first you got an old dude who's married and only works one day a year. Second he surrounds himself with persons of a diminished height (no not you LL). Third he builds toys for boys and girls but isn't it strange that he never builds toys for adults? Fourth he watches you when you sleep?!?!?!?!? Fifth He watches when you’re awake?!?!?!?!?! 6th He knows if you've been bad?!?!?!?!?! 7th He knows when your good?!?!?!?!?! Now that’s scary. --Ok back to rant-- Now I do read horror, and I find that more scary than seeing horror movies, especially now when its mostly gore and slasher films. I mean does any new supposedly horror movie scare you the way the Omen or the Exorcist did? Some of you will remember Jack Nicholson going "Heeeres Joohny." So to my point, I don't know how know how to end this Zombie story for XF. That’s the big thing for me, I may not know how to start a story, but I always have an ending in my head. So I guess my question for all of you what would be a good way to end this story, you see the real dilemma is that I promised to write it. PROMISED!!! Can you believe that? I do my absolute damndest not to break any promise I make, and how could I promise to write something that I never even planned on doing. When I start putting my book together (I’ve been planning this for years so don't get too excited yet) I plan on using the excerpts I call Confessions etc etc. BTW I already have a title for it "the unbelievable extraordinary adventures of someone who could have, should have and still just might" kind of catchy huh? So yeah I need help. Give me an ending please, oh and to all you smart asses, I will not except "the end", "fin" or "fini".
Wow, that was sure one dull read, daaaaamn!! I went back and reread that and I almost put myself to sleep. Oh and for pet owners (sorry "put to sleep" made me think of aminals and vets, and that made me think of the word "fix") you do not "fix" critters, you actually break them. You see there was nothing wrong to "fix". Nothing was broken, until you had it "fix"ed, and now it is broken, sorry I had to say that.
Oh I have another question; boy I am sure asking a lot from all of you aren't I?? Sorry this will probably not be the last time just so you're pre-warned. If (or more appropriately when) I do write this story, should I put it here?? And if I do, will you promise to tell me that it sucks, if it does suck I mean.
Oh yeah I also got to say that the reason the last post was so short is because that kind of happens when the spiced rum and diet coke with lime, come over and say "DRINK US NOW!!!" I'm so weak willed LOL. So if it didn't make much sense that’s why. So on that note, oh wait a second….ahem “I aaaaammmmmm soooooooooooooo druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk” tee hee tee hee tee hee
And with that I remain
Jose aka J2
Here's a weird little story for you. My friend Extreme Fighter aka XF has a thing for zombies. No NOT THAT KIND OF THING!!!!! Perv's!! So he asked me to write a zombie story. Well I actually started it and well, I went back and read it out loud, and it didn't sound right to me. It didn't click. It didn't gel. It sounded forced, so I dumped it. Than I started thinking about all of the different things that I've read, and what I find totally and completely astounding is writers who cross genres, and how they do that. Michael Crichton is the perfect example. He's written a books about topics such as cloning dinosaurs, nanotechnology, murder involving doctors, airplanes, rewrote Beowulf, sexual harassment, man eating gorilla's and he also created ER the TV show to name a few of his works. Now most authors’ kind of stay in their own genre, Stephen King writes horror, but his best work in my opinion, are his non-horror writings. The Body which became Stand By Me, The Green Mile which was also a movie by the same name and Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, which I'm pretty sure you can figure out what movie that came from. I also really love the Gunslinger books. These are not horror stories in any way. They do have some suspense, but that comes from the wanting to know what is going to happen to the characters. Sorry, I know this is turning into more of a lecture, and I do apologize, but I'm getting to my point. I have never conceived of writing a horror story. I am planning on writing a book, and I do write poems. I even have plots for comic books. Of course I also write here, but the subject matter here is what goes on in my life, in head and in my heart and I kind of think that I know that better than anyone else. Well except for maybe god, Santa and the Government. Wow train of thought just took a shortcut north. You know until just now I didn't realize the story of Santa is kind of freaky. Let me explain; first you got an old dude who's married and only works one day a year. Second he surrounds himself with persons of a diminished height (no not you LL). Third he builds toys for boys and girls but isn't it strange that he never builds toys for adults? Fourth he watches you when you sleep?!?!?!?!? Fifth He watches when you’re awake?!?!?!?!?! 6th He knows if you've been bad?!?!?!?!?! 7th He knows when your good?!?!?!?!?! Now that’s scary. --Ok back to rant-- Now I do read horror, and I find that more scary than seeing horror movies, especially now when its mostly gore and slasher films. I mean does any new supposedly horror movie scare you the way the Omen or the Exorcist did? Some of you will remember Jack Nicholson going "Heeeres Joohny." So to my point, I don't know how know how to end this Zombie story for XF. That’s the big thing for me, I may not know how to start a story, but I always have an ending in my head. So I guess my question for all of you what would be a good way to end this story, you see the real dilemma is that I promised to write it. PROMISED!!! Can you believe that? I do my absolute damndest not to break any promise I make, and how could I promise to write something that I never even planned on doing. When I start putting my book together (I’ve been planning this for years so don't get too excited yet) I plan on using the excerpts I call Confessions etc etc. BTW I already have a title for it "the unbelievable extraordinary adventures of someone who could have, should have and still just might" kind of catchy huh? So yeah I need help. Give me an ending please, oh and to all you smart asses, I will not except "the end", "fin" or "fini".
Wow, that was sure one dull read, daaaaamn!! I went back and reread that and I almost put myself to sleep. Oh and for pet owners (sorry "put to sleep" made me think of aminals and vets, and that made me think of the word "fix") you do not "fix" critters, you actually break them. You see there was nothing wrong to "fix". Nothing was broken, until you had it "fix"ed, and now it is broken, sorry I had to say that.
Oh I have another question; boy I am sure asking a lot from all of you aren't I?? Sorry this will probably not be the last time just so you're pre-warned. If (or more appropriately when) I do write this story, should I put it here?? And if I do, will you promise to tell me that it sucks, if it does suck I mean.
Oh yeah I also got to say that the reason the last post was so short is because that kind of happens when the spiced rum and diet coke with lime, come over and say "DRINK US NOW!!!" I'm so weak willed LOL. So if it didn't make much sense that’s why. So on that note, oh wait a second….ahem “I aaaaammmmmm soooooooooooooo druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk” tee hee tee hee tee hee
And with that I remain
Jose aka J2
7/07/2004
GREAT, NOW I HAVE MORE GUILT
Suse aka "mom", I'm sorry, it is my fault, but on the plus side this morning WG sounded a whole lot better. I'm smiling really big and fluttering my eye lids, now I'm giving my best "Bambi" eyes. ::dropping to my knees:: )OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Please forgive me all powerful and merciful mom. I beseech thee to find it in thine heart to exonerate me. Please oh gentle and gracious divine one, please oh pleeeeeeeeease absolve me from any wrong doings. Aaaaaand the worst thing ... I neeeeeever leaaaaaaaaaarned to reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok so that last bit might be a little bit over the top. But I hope not. I did learn to read. LOL. Well at least I did learn to use spell checker, thats why the last post is so hard for me to read. I didn't use a spellchecker, and it bugs the absolute piss out of me. LOL RM is playing the PS2 right now and he's like totally laffin right now, so I guess he's adapting pretty well. LOL. He's watched a few of my anime (thats japanese cartoons to all not in the know) yes I know that anime 1 and 2 (you know who you are) know what I mean. LOL, so i guess there are 2 more nick names lol
A1 (yess i know the uv and lemonade is a promise I made) and A2 (a1 's gal friend) well i guess for now i will be crashin.....see you all layta
I remain
Jose aka J2
A1 (yess i know the uv and lemonade is a promise I made) and A2 (a1 's gal friend) well i guess for now i will be crashin.....see you all layta
I remain
Jose aka J2
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