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Over Christmas, Season and I learned something about our downstairs neighbors. I'm pretty sure it's something that they probably don't want us to know, but we now know anyways.

So what is it you ask? Well let me tell you.

1. They like to have sex.

Which isn't a bad thing. I mean who doesn't like to have sex?

2. When they do, she's either trying out for porn, or doing her best "Lassie" impersonation from 80's classic guy movie PORKY'S.

Just in case you don't know what I am talking about...I've included this



3. The headboard banging against the wall doesn't last very long.

Which can't be a good thing can it?

Of course the thing that cracks me up the most is that these "events" last for less than 3 minutes. What makes it even funnier is that afterwards we can hear her telling him how great he was.

I thought about dropping off an envelope marked "For Her Pleasure," and including a Viagra flyer in their mailbox for christmas...but then I thought

"Nahhhhh, that would just be tacky."

But it sure would have been funny.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS

PEACE ON EARTH

JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL

FROM

ME

TO ALL OF YOU

1 DAY...and counting

The Monkees in a Christmas collection



Now for those of you who have been keeping up with my posts know that I have spent the last 11 days compiling one hell of a Christmas wishlist...well this is the last list for the Christmas Season in 2007. So I hope you enjoy...

My first set of wishes for the world as a whole...

Number 1 on my wishlist is tolerance.



I'm not so niave as to believe that peace is possibile, but tolerance is a very realistic possibility.

Number 2 Hope. You know to look forward to with desire and reasonable confidence.



Number 3 Faith. I've never said what you should believe in, but please believe in something



Number 4 Smile more. It's true you know. That a smile can change the world. Sure it's one person at a time, but isn't each person you meet a world in themselves?



Now we got some for a personal level...

Number 5 a Kiss not the kind that passes in a second, but the kind that takes a second but feels like forever



Number 6 a hug. The one that makes you feel safe and loved



Number 7 to make sure I let my wife know how much I still love her



Number 8 an undisturbed moment with my best friend, partner and wife.



and this last batch is for my family...

Number 9 for MOM a little bit of happiness



Number 10 for my sister - love, hope and strength for the upcoming days of motherhood



Number 11 for the man who used to be called my step-father but is now called my friend hope for the future and peace of mind



Number 12 for my wife I wish for you the things you already own. My heart, my soul, and my love.



and with this all I'll see you tomorrow

2 DAYS...and counting

Song: I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas
Artist: Relient K




Since this is Day 11 of the christmas wishlist...I thought I'd go all out on the "wish" part. I mean why the hell not?

So let's start with another computer...this time with the newly redesigned i-MAC. It's new sleek design is very cool, and well I always wanted one. I would love to have the chance to make multi-media stuff. You know...let the creative juices flow.




I've always loved the way a bass sounds. Hell, it's a beautiful sounding instrument. So this would be my "wish" bass and amp

OK Now were getting somewhere...let's talk about a dream car...yup folks, like I said I'm going to town BABY!!!

Nothing says sexy and speed like a 1969 Corvette Stingray, and what a way to get around during the Summer months...sorry, I had to wipe away some drool



Well now that I got my summer car, I need a winter car...so let's go with an SUV. But ohhhh-no we're not talking just any ol' SUV. Let's talk about the new 2008 Porsche Cayenne Turbo. I mean what says SUV better than Porche...



Of course you would also need something for hauling and other work related stuff. So what better than Nissan Titan



Oh why not...let's add a motorcycle too...



Well...now that we got all that...I'm gonna need a place to store all this wonderfull stuff...so let's get a house



and furniture for the bedroom



furniture for the living room



and how about a new TV



and to finish all this off we'll need a new home theater system



so folks and folkettes, this ends todays christms wishlist post...

3 DAYS...and counting

Sinéad O'Connor - Silent Night

This is such a beautiful song and with the cello playing in the background plus Miss O'Connor's voice adds a haunting depth.



The Christmas wishlist starts with the possible than starts going into the "UH UH!! NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO GET ANY OF THAT, HONEY!!!!!"

So let's spend some time in the living room...watching this



while this sits on the mantle watching over me...



and when I'm done with that, I'll just sit and listen to these punkers



followed up by a dose of Janis



afterwards, I'll sit on my new pornado loader and go surfing



afterwards, I'd spend some time relaxing playing on a new x-box 360



sitting on my new video game console chair



where when I get thirsty, I'll just reach over and grab a cool refreshing drink from my new fridge that will be strategically placed within easy reach



of course you all know if you got's a new game system, chair and fridge, you're also gonna need a new video game TV



and surround sound. I mean everybody knows that



so with all that said this post is done for today

4 DAYS...and counting

Purdue Christmas Show 2007 Cantata Do You Hear What I Hear

Such a cool song...IMHO



SO my Christmas wishlist begins today with a another theme. My Star Wars addiction. This time I kept it simple. I want these master replica lightsabers...so I can get my FULL STAR WARS ON!!!!



and than I want this so I can video tape my self getting my STAR WARS ON!!!



and than I can put my full STAR WARS ON!!! the i-net



Man oh man what a sad little man I am.

5 DAYS...and counting

Christmas Song Alvin And The Chipmunks

Yup another fun memory.

OK DAVE!!!




The christmas wish list begins again...

First we'll start with a want from days of yore...OK it was more like when I was in grade school, but I never got one because they were always sold out so I want one NOW!!! I'm talking about Optimus Prime

Now we hit the audio portion of my want list...so we'll start with one of the coolest bands of all time...THE POLICE

The band that got me introduced me to Glenn Danzig...THE MISFITS

AND OF COURSE THE GREATEST 80'S BAND OF ALL TIME...THE ONE AND ONLY....

MOTLEY CRUE

This is an afternoon of pure wasted fun...hee hee...that's almost heaven

I actually NEED this to complete the Tenchi Collection

This is absolutely perfect for someone who is a piss poor typist (me) who normally get's ideas when nowhere near a computer (me again) and for some reason isn't able to type up the things he's done in longhand (me...I guess that's a trifecta huh?)

6 DAYS...and counting

Little Drummer Boy by Bob Seger

This is my favorite christmas song and this is my favorite version of the song. It always brings a tear to my eye.




And the Christmas wishlist begins with me getting my pirate on with a Jack Sparrow statue. Nothing screams class without one of these





ROCKING OUT THE MANTLE!!!! With the most excellent Motley Crue Shout at the Devil (non)action figure box set...

and now, while the mantle is getting it's rocks on...so will I...

Of course after rocking out one must be able to curl up on the couch and relax by watching one of the greatest anime's ever...

while being surrounded by Triple H, Rick Flair, Jeff Hardy and Shawn Micheals' bear asses...

and with that I end my day.