Hello, hi and howdy one and all. How have ya been? Me. well I'm doing ok for the most part. Work is going better, thanks to the fact of chicken run being let go. That was my nickname for the guy who ran and let many things happen that shouldn't have. So the thorn has been removed from my paw, and now I'm a happy lion again. Second things between WG and me have been going extremely well. No I take that back, things have been going quite phenomenal, so thats a yay me. We like yay me's. They do makes us happy, my preeeecious. Now onto recent thoughts and ramblings. I've come to the conclusion that we as a general populace ask some pretty silly questions and make some pretty silly statements. First of all, how come if you're running late, (and thats usually me) and you get called, the first thing one asks is where are you? Now I totally understand that question if you happen to be making that call on a cell phone, but if you call me at work... than ask me said question...what do you think my answer is going to be? Another little brain stumper is why do people insist on on stating the fact that their order is to go...when said person is using the drive thru? Oh and speaking of drive thru's why do some drive up ATM's have braille on them? Like I said just some questions I have. Oh yeah, I like the 10 pet peeve list, so being the copy cat whore that I am I will also make a 10 pet peeve list, not in any particular order just some quick peeves,
1. People who clink when stirring a drink.
2. People who do not use directional blinkers.
3. Those of you who do not refill the ice cube trays (ok I'm guilty of said peeve, but it's on my list anyway).
4. People who can't take a joke, even if it is at their expense.
5. People who's asses stick out of their pants (whether it's because you're ghetto fabulous or a plumber) disclaimer: this one is mainly directed at men. Sorry, I am a guy so yes, seeing the thong/g-string stick out of some girlies hip hugger's is kinda cool.
6. People who take the last soda/beer/peice of pizza (especially when you bought it).
7. People who change the radio/tv at the exact moment something good comes on, unless you are the navigator, than you do have a vote, but it must be a mutual decision.
8. BIG PET PEEVE, when a commercial about a feminine product comes on, during an action, shoot em up, sensless violence show.
9. A black fly in you chardonay, ok thats not one of mine, but I just had the urge to write it.
9. When very cool movies are butchered and destroyed when they are edited for television.
10. When the movie you rented is messed up. Ooooooh that doth make the hellfires burn strong and hot.
Ok thats a pet peeve list, just to name a few. Any of you faithful have a pet peeve list you wanna share? Well than share and share away. If you want you can either leave them in the comments area, or you can email me confessionsofacerealeater@yahoo.com Of course you all do know that I will post them. Just making sure. Oh another quick question for you. Are sandals still sandals if you never walk on sand? Well sadly my lil chickadees, it's getting near that time to finish all those things they pay me to do and finish. Wow I must seem like the biggest slacker in the world. I work on my blog when I'm supposed to be making money, yet when I had full access of the inpornation super highway, I couldn't keep up with updates. Well it was either that or the damn cribbage, what word and literatti sessions. Or it might have been finding those really really cool super hero and Star Wars fan films they made. Or it might have been some of the porn sites I visited. Yeah stupid blocks on the lil network we have has kinda quashed that. But luckily for me... he he he he, when river block the pass, find new pass...
and with that I remain a purely Zenful master named
Jose
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