I AM MOVING THIS BLOG TO: 06/05

6/30/2005

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040924.html
I don't know how she does it...but is she tapping my brain????????
Jose

AND THE READING OF

http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040918.html
you and me both....hubba hubba hubba hubba

Jose

6/29/2005

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had touse past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.

6/28/2005

IT IS NOT FIXING...ITS CALLED BREAKING THEM

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/20040524.html
'nuff said
Jose

SEASON DARLING...WHY DID I ALL OF A SUDDEN THINK OF YOU HERE?

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040520.html
just wondering???
Jose

THE TRUEST BANE OF ANY COUPLE WHO SLEEP TOGETHER (YES I MEAN SLEEP) YOU TWISTED SON OF A

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040508.html
OH merciful Minerva, that is one way you SO DO NOT want to be awakened or moved....
Jose

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040430.html

ok ok ok...you may think this is wrong and twisted...but on my eternal soul and my http://www.transmetropolitan.com/ collection of comics....the last time I was at a porn shop...there was a couple in there, and gawd bless their black hearts, they were at least in their 60's-70's and they were looking at the Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon video http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158062/ (yeah I was surprised to see it on Internet Movie Database (IMDB for short) )...sorry I had to share that..
JOSE

DAMNIT...I WISH THIS WASN'T TRUE

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040427.html

yeah...that's us men...in all our glory......
the human race is doomed
Jose

HEY SEASON AKA MAMEY THIS REMIND YOU OF LAST NIGHT

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040419.html

when I made you watch

http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm

than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/WonderWoman.htm

than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/Batman.htm

uh huh and than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/GreenLantern.htm

than we finished up with

http://www.spoil-sports.com/SuperFriends.htm

LMAO...well at least they were funny....sorry I fell asleep...again

Jose

6/27/2005

LMAO....YEAH THIS WOULD BE ANOTHER REAL LIFE MOMENT...IF I WASN'T TAPPED OUT

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040407.html
yes that wold be your local blogger with the coolest refridgerator accessory...and that would be Mamey aka Season saying "Uhhh NO!!"
Jose

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!THAT'S KIAN!!!!!!!!!

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040322.html

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040323.html

::as I look at the fat kitty sleeping on the floor::
Sorry, Kian...but damnit, it is funny!!
Jose

OH SWEET JESUS I DO KNOW THIS FEELING

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040320.html

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040321.html

It's damn true.
Jose

CAN YOU TELL I'M CATCHING UP ON

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040311.html
you know...it's just like filling out job applications....
Jose

BOYS GOTTA HAVE A DREAM

READ FIRST ---- http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040212.html

READ SECOND---- http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040213.html

yeah...that did not so work for me....but it was fun anyway
Jose

IT'S SORTA TRUE, BUT THEY GET WHAT THEY BEG FOR

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040210.html
yeah...now imagine 3 of them doing that....and getting the sweet cat loving...welcome to my world
Jose

6/22/2005

WELL OK IT LOOKED EASY AT FIRST

Well ok destroying the earth will be a lot harder than I thought....
http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp.html
well than maybe evil is for those harder working kinda fella's
I remain an evil failure named
Jose

ONE OF THE COOLEST QUIZ"S EVER

EVIL QUIZ

If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.

QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

A) Excellent management potential.
B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.

QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?
A) A policeman
B) A doctor
C) A ballerina
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.

QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?
A) A big lovable dog.
B) A bird of some sort.
C) An iguana.
D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.

QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
B) Watching television.
C) Hanging out with friends.
D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.

QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
C) Atheist or Agnostic
D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.

QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.

QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
B) Corporations run amok.
C) Nuclear war.
D) Me.

QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
B) Bewildered confusion.
C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"

QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.

ANSWERS

Tally up your answers, and find out which letter you answered the most.
Mostly A's, B's or C's - You unfortunately do not possess the necessary qualities to be an evil supervillain. Please continue with your studies and apply again next year. Mostly D's - Excellent.
So you've decided to be evil is the site it came from and you can go there yourself....I got a book mark going see ------->

6/21/2005

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

1 Full Name: Jose
2 Date of Birth: June 2
3 Place of Birth: Mexico
4 Time of Birth: 11 am
5 Location: WI
6 What are you labeled (skater, goth, prep, nerd, or other?): GDI (gawd damned individual)
7 Zodiac sign: Gemini
8 Pets: Rocky (RIP)
9 Nicknames: nope
10 Where else have you lived? WI, TX, CA
11 Hobbies: Internet, Movies, Reading, Trying new energy drinks
12 Do you have a job? Yes
13 If so, what kind of job? Warehouse Jackoff
14 If not, what kind of job do you want to have?
15 What languages, if any, do you speak? English, some Spanish and some French
16 Are you a night, day, or morning person? Night
17 Are you ticklish? Only when not expecting it
18 Do you have a car? Yes
19 What kind of car do you have/want? Have an Isuzu Rodeo, want's a corvette Stingray
Your looks: 20 fingernail color: natural colorings
21 Are your nails real or fake? real
22 Shoe size: 12 1/2 EEE
23 Height: 5’10”
24 Weight: dunno at all, but I lost over 18 inches
25 Eye color: brown (almost black)
26 Hair Color: dark brown usually, currently a rusty red
27 Hair length: a bit over the collar
28 Do you have braces? no
29 Do you have glasses/contacts? Glasses as of May
30 Have you ever dyed your hair? Well yeah of course
31 What perfume/cologne do you wear? I don't
32 If so, What color? see the answer question number 26
33 If not, but you want to. What color do you want to dye it? Royal blue with red ends
34 Do you wear a watch? Only at work
35 Do you wear sunglasses? When I can find them yes
36 Do you use nair? No
37 If so, where?
38 Do you like how you look? More so now han ever before
39 What would you change about yourself? I'd wear a size 36 waist for pants
40 Do you have any piercings or tattoos? 2 tattoos and 2 in each ear
41 Do you stand out in a crowd? Only if I don't like the crowd
42 Do you take showers or baths? shower for now, but working on getting a bath tub

6/20/2005

YOU'VE GOT MAIL...FROM YOU'RE EX...WELL AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN CREDIT CARD MAIL

Hello, hello and hello to all you sassy lil wee ones who still for some unknown reason still grace my lil waste of space and read the sad lil stories this used to be fat ass bastard, but now just a simply overweight waste of air, happens to write.

SATURDAY
Well as far as weddings go, the one I went to was actually pretty fun...except for the fact that my LIL angel wasn't comfortable and I was stuck with...well how can I put this nicely....actually I guess I can't, so instead I'll just be honest. I was stuck in a car, at a dinner table and at the "drinks" table with the mother of cold, bitter, jealous and cluless harpies I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. But other than that it was a very pretty and memorable event. The bride was beautiful and the groom was handsome. The best man/maid of honor toasts were both funny and very emotional. It was just about as perfect as wedding can be. Of course there were a few moments (like in all weddings) where some things did not go a planned, but it's just like life. It's not always what you want, it's what you get. I actually did NOT and I repeat, I did NOT get drunk. Well not till we got back in Rivendale, than we stopped at Longbranch, had a few cocktails, and it was just enough to make sure that when we got home I crashed...like a nascar driver into the wall...I crashed hard.

SUNDAY
So Sunday was pretty much a lazy day. Mamey and I spent it part of it just lounging around, until I said we should go swimming (which we did) and for the first time in many many many years, I went swimming without a shirt on. Yes my flab saw daylight. I actually forgot how good the sun feels on bare skin. It was one of those moments, I looked around and I realized, that currently my figure matched most of the male/father's at the beach and taking off my shirt wouldn't be the usual "OH Christ on a stick, I never seen a Mexican ORCA before!!!" but a "great, he looks just like us" kind of thoughts. Yeah yay me!! Than Mamey, took me to her "fortress of solitude". It was very honestly one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. The tranquility, the beaver dams, an eagles nest, the way the sun hit you just right, I can understand how this was here special spot. Of course the double honor was she has never brought anyone else there before. So yeah Sunday was truly a heart-stirring and monumental day that I will never forget.

MONDAY
Well today I got up early (for me) and got my running around done. Than I came home, and had breakfast with Mamey and I even got to work ontime. YAY ME!!! Than my day went to crap. We're trying to use a computer program to get the warehouse working efficiently, but to do that we have to an accurate inventory...which we don't, so needless to say it was a day from hell. So I was gonna go and do my laundry tonight, but that is sooooo not happening. Instead I got a six-pack of Logjam Nut Brown Ale (now this aint their site, but a very "across the baord review"). I actually like it, you see it's a beer but without a bitter aftertaste and it's a nice "warm summer day sitting in the backyard" kind of beer. I also got Mamey some Leinenkugel's® Honey Weiss because you all know if Mamey aint happy aint nobody happy...LOL!! It also happens to be her favorite beer. I also got a bottle of Tuaca so tonight will be a relaxing evening of spirits and cinematic features (or if I am lucky...wild monkey love...I got them fingers crossed).

Now why the this particular name for today's entry? Well I happened to get 2 emails today and they were from my 2 most recent ex's. The one that I wrote on here first way back when telling me how's she's recovering from her surgery, which thank any and all dieties she's doing very well. The other email told me I had mail that I should pick up. Well when I saw that, the first thing that came to mind was the AOL voice...you all know it the "You've got mail" voice...well that popped into mah lil noggin, and I realized that it was better than the spam that I usually get. It was really much funnier in my head. Well cats and kittens, it's time that I put this lil puppy to rest and call it a night. So with that I remain a man listening to Tesla at this moment having his second beer and just chillin like only a guy named

Jose

can.

6/18/2005

IF SEX AND SEX SURVEYS OFFEND YOU...THAN GO AWAY

BASICS
1. what's your first name?
Jose
2. male or female?
Male
3. how old are you?
33
4. What country or state do you live in?
Wisconsin
5. would you say your straight, gay or bi?
Straight

YOUR BODY
6. describe what you look like physically:
Dark hair, brown eyes, 5'10", pooh belly, broad shoulders
7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? And girls, how many fingers can you fit?
Dunno, never measured
8. and if you haven't told us already girls, what size are your tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut?
Uncut
9. and how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? Small brown ones
10. what's your favorite part of your body?
My legs
11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex?
The butt
12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed?
My nipples
13. do you have any special names for your privates or what do u call them?
Naughty spots
14. do you shave your pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what?
I shave

GETTING PERSONAL NOW
15. do you masturbate (don't lie now)?
Yes
16. how often do you masturbate?
Used to be 4-5 times a week but that's been shortened thanks to having a great wife
17. how many people have you slept with?
I don’t know
18. how old were you when you lost your virginity?
12
19. who did you lose it to?
My babysitter
20. do you regret your first time?
Sometimes, usually when in a mood
21. do you have any sexual regrets?
Yes
22. have you ever had sex with a virgin?
No
23. what's the biggest age difference between you and someone you've had sex with?
21 years
24. how often would you have sex in an ideal relationship?
A lot
25. and when was the last time you actually did have sex?
This morning
26. when was the last time you had an orgasm?
This morning
27. have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes
28. what sort of contraception do you normally use?
Condoms
29. have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
30. have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes
31. have you ever devoted a whole day 2 sex?
Yes
32. lights on or off?
A small lamp
33. do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?
Give
34. do you prefer oral sex or normal sex?

Actual sex
35. do you prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or hand jobs?
Both are great thanks to my wife
36. do you prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered?
Both eating and fingering at the same time
37. girls, have you ever used your tits to get a guy off, or guys, have you ever had a girl use her tits 2 get you off?
Yes
38. what's your favorite position?
On top
39. what's the most number of positions you've used in 1 sex session?
5
40. do you like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how?
Slow and gentle and then everything else
41. do you get turned on by pain?
Yes
42. have you ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it?
Yes, but it's not my first choice
43. how do you feel about sex when you or your partner is on her period?
I don’t mind it

ORGASMS AND CUM
44. girls, have you ever or do you ever fake orgasms?
Not a girl
45. what's the most number of orgasms you have had together, or in one sex session?
3
46. can you cum from just having sex?
Umm being a guy....well yeah
47. what sort of orgasm do you normally have (do you moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)?
Moan and gasp
48. spit or swallow?
Umm...neither
49. girls, do you like the taste of cum, or guys, do you like the taste of pussy?
YES!!!
50. have you ever tasted your own love juices?
Yes
51. what did you think of the taste?
ummmm...hmm...not my first choice
52. what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with cum?
me? nuthin

MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS
53. have you or do you ever look at porno magazines?
Yes
54. have you or do you ever watch porno videos?
Yes
55. have you ever watched a live stripper?
Yes
56. have you ever watched a live sex show?
No
57. have you ever used toys during sex?
Yes
58. have you ever used sex toys on your own?
Yes
59. have you ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex?
Yes
60. have you ever used another object that wasn't really a toy on your own?
No
61. how do you feel about talking during sex?
I like it
62. Are you usually loud during sex?
No
63. have you ever woken up somebody else in the same house when your having sex?
Yes
64. have you ever had complaints from the neighbours about your noise during sex?
Yes
65. have you ever been given open praise 4 your sexual technique?
Yes
66. have you or do you ever think about other people when your having sex?
Not anymore
67. have you ever called out someone else's name during sex?
Yes
68. have you ever had sex in a car?
Yes
69. if yes, was the car moving?
No
70. have you ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)?
Yes
71. have you ever had sex in the shower?
Yes
72. what's the strangest place you ever had sex?
Catholic church confessional
73. have you ever had sex at work or school?
Yes
74. do you ever role play in the bedroom?
Yes
75. have you ever used food for sexual purposes?
Yes
76. have you ever had a threesome or any sort of group sex?
Yes
77. have you ever had sex with more than one person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time?
Yes
78. have you ever had sex with other people in the room?
Yes
79. have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes
80. have you ever caught anyone else masturbating?
Yes
81. have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes
82. have you ever caught anyone else having sex?
Yes
83. have you ever watched anyone masturbate?
Yes
84. have you ever let anyone watch you masturbate?
Yes
85. have you ever watched anyone have sex?
Yes
86. has anyone ever watched you having sex?
Yes
87. have you ever watched yourself?
Yes
88. have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
No
89. have you ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
No
90. have you ever had sex with 2 people in the same family?
Yes
91. have you ever had sex with someone related to you?
No
92. have you ever had sex with an animal?
No
93. have you ever had pains as a result of sexual acts?
Yes
94. have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
Yes
95. have you ever answered the phone while you were having sex and kept going?
Yes
96. have you ever broken anything having sex?
Yes

AND FINALLY
97. describe your worst sexual experience:
Having sex with anyone you don't really like and pretending you're really into it
98. describe your best sexual experience:
MY wife
99. describe your biggest fantasy:
Right now can't think of one...I'll get back to it later
100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
It all depends on what you call kinky

6/17/2005

KRISPY KREMES ARE THE DEVIL or JUST CALL ME HOMER SIMPSONS BITCH

Today some of the girls brought in some Krispy Kreme's and I swear that since he used the apple On Adam and Eve, Satan has started using donuts to lure us all into pastry hell. It's true. Well anyway, not much to report today, just a usual long friday that, of course, leads to a short weekend. Got a wedding to go to, tomorrow, and we'll see how that goes. I'll try to show up over the weekend to tell you the details, but weekends I usually try to stay away from the digital portal, and focus on the waking world with my mate. So that's all I got today. I know I'm getting boring and I'm sorry. Hell I don't even have a funny story to tell. Well as I tend to say a lot...they can't all be gold, sometimes it's just aluminum. Well today is an aluminum kind of day. With that I leave you with a "talk to you all soon"
Jose

6/16/2005

WELL OK THAT WAS A CHANGE...NOW ON TO SOMETHING DIFFERENT

Just a lil rant to waste time...

things that piss me off...

people who get credit for doing a job that someone else fixed to cover their disrespectful ass.

people who complain about someone else NOT doing their job...meanwhile they themselves aren't doing their job because they are complaining about that other person.

people who don't use turn signals, especially if I'm the one behind them.

people who for some unknown reason, even to god, cannot turn off their turn signals.

people who cannot, for some reason only known to god, can't drive the speed limit.

people who don't listen in a conversation (this happened today other party says "blah blah blah me me me " ...Jose says "the taco smells funny"...other party "blah blah blah me me me".

ummm ok I feel better now...rant is done.

Jose

6/15/2005

THE DEVIL YOU KNOW AND THE DEVIL YOU PUT UP WITH

Hola, Hola and hola mi amigo's. It seems like there is a chance I can get my old job back. I just don't know if I want to do it. But at least I know what to expect and it'll get me back down to my happy hunting grounds. I've had a long time to think about what I want to do. I'm going to start paying off all my old bills (well as soon as I am able to stop living payday to payday), so I can do what it takes to go back to school. You see I wanna retire as a teacher. Specifically an english teacher. Part of the irony here and can you imagine...

"Hello my name is Jose and I'll be your english teacher this semester"

That always makes me giggle. But anyway that's my current goal. Get outta debt long enough to put myself right back in debt by becoming a teacher. With that i remain a man on a mission named
Jose

6/14/2005

OH SWEET HEAVEN I PLAYED WITH 12 INCHERS

Hello, hi and good day to you all. Today I had a fathomless joy that I cannot truly explain (insert extreme sarcasm here). I played with bull penises today. No lie. I did. At work we have these things called pizzle chews and they are bull penises. I tell you it was a pissed off woman who made these up. I can picture it now...

woman speaking

"Oh how I hate him...how can I get back at him? I know I'll sever the penis off his prize bull and make it into a dog treat and feed it to his dog...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Than I'll get the other girls to do this and not only will we make money, we'll get back at those rat bastards for leaving the toilet seat up...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Yup that was the highlight of my day. putting dried up penises in bags so they can be sold and than fed to dogs. I need to get a new job.

And with that I remain a pizzle handling fool named

Jose

6/13/2005

CULTURE CULTURE CULTURE...I'M BEING CULTURED AND NOT FOR MEDICAL REASONS

Well hello cats and kittens...time for my ritual updates on my lil space on the www, it seems like I do this a lot more often. Yay me!! Well the weekend was again great. On Saturday we went swimming after a rainstorm (even though the water made the "boys" find warmth somewhere near my spleen), had ice cream, did mad libs and than had some beers at home while watching movies. Sunday was a domestic Sunday, did some house work watched the Life of David Gale and than Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Both are very very cool. For dinner we had pancakes, eggs and bacon. Than we went to sleep. All in all and awesome weekend.
Now mamey and I have had some serious talks over the last 6-7 weeks and one of them is about leaving...Rivendale. You see we both have not been very happy here for a long time. Sure it's gotten better since we started our relationship... but...it's not our "home". So we'll be moving within the next few months. If any of you have any good ideas of where we should set our roots, let me know at confessionsofacerealeater@yahoo.com. Right now we are thinking of the Oconomowoc/Watertown area of WI. I talked to one of the guys at work and I told him this and he said "well Jose, you don't fish or hunt. So there is really no real reason you are staying here. Your girlfriend wants to move, and I think it's a pretty good idea for you". So yes the moving process will start again, this time with a little more planning. Well kids...it's been swell....and that's why I gotta go pee...

till next time I remain

Jose

6/10/2005

FULL THROTTLE STUPIDITY AND SOME TENDER MOMENTS

well well well...It seems like another year has passed and my life has actually hit a very nice place. I am in a stable relationship where communication is NOT an issue. We tell each other everything from "I miss you" (even though only a few hours passed by) to fears and secrets we never shared with another living soul (only because anyone else who hears it automatically things we're insane...more so than usual). My relationship with my family is stronger than ever. I have a job that I may not always like, but is tolerable with a few shining moments. I found out over the weekend that I can fit into a pair of size 38 pants (which so totally rules!!!!!!) I also found out that my mom is seeing a new guy, and I have never seen her happier (which of course makes me truly thrilled...the happy part). I introduced mamey to my Papa Galdino (that's my so totally righteous grandad). I really can't believe how much my lil life has changed so much. I went from being an angry fatass bastard, to a decent human being...and that's SO COOOOOOOOL!!!

Ok now for some updates...

06-02-05
my birfday was as usaual a drunkards embarassing moment. I guess I slapped the fiance of the very cool bartender's ass (with the permisson of mamey, the bartender and the fiance). I showed all that looked my boxers (not my choice but I forgot my belt and my damn shorts fell....not once, but 4 friiiiiiked TIMES!!!! to the 3 mentioned above). I almost repeated my 30th birfday experience by falling out of a parked car, but mamey came to the rescue by pulling my non-responsive legs out of the cab (which sad to say we needed to get home...because we only live like 6-7 blocks away from Longbranch). I found the 2 most comfortable places I ever had...one being in the front lawn and the second being on the driveway. So nothing was broken. I didn't do anything truly stupid (the boxer thing and the slapping the ass thing, was recieved with much humor, and of course stories to embareass yours truly).

06-03-05
Drove down to Waukehsa, WI in a furrymoan filled car. Hung out with moms and sister, and once my cousin got off work we went out for a 2nd round of birfday drinks, and all it cost me was a cab ride home. Than we listened to the cuz play his guitar, than called it a night.

06-04-05
Hung out with moms, sis and the cuz, watched Dodgeball (and nearly pissed myself laffin so damn hard...again) Than we went shopping...found nuffin. Had dinner at Mama Mia's (home of the most AWEsome garlic bread), went to the apt. and crashed.

06-05-05
Hung out with moms and sis, than went to the cemetary where I into'd mamey to my grandad. Than began the long drive home. All in all....one hell of a weekend, and it's still getting better.

6/06/2005

HAPPY BIRFDAY 2 ME...AND BOOZE WILL BE FLOWIN A PLENTY

it's mah damn birfday (actually mah damn birfday was on June 2nd).......and I'm still getting older (and older and older and older)...going to Longbranch for a few drinks (already went) and I'll let you know how it went (just read above). That's it for now. Like a belly button I'm OUTIE...

Jose

6/01/2005

A WONDERFUL WEEKEND

Well well well...what the hell am I gonna talk about tonight? I got Kessler's and Diet Coke w/ lime, a fresh pack of Pall Mall Light 100's and Motley Crue on the cd player. OH MY GOD I'm a FRIKKEN teen in the 80's again!! Damn it I even have my hair in a headband. Cripes I'll never grow up and I'm ok with that. Well let's start with the weekend. Saturday I met Mamey's mother, and I think it went pretty well. I came to an actualization, that when it comes to sarcasm I am but a padawan learner, and Mamey's Mother is the jedi master, I mean we're talking the Yoda that'll kick your ass kind of jedi master. Oh and if you're ever in Minocqua, WI you have to stop at the Island Cafe, because it truly rules. Awesome food, awesome ambience and some truly magnificent murals, what else do you want?? Well than on Sunday we did even less. We went to Taco Bell went to Sam Goody, because I had a 5 dollar off coupon and I bought the new Audioslave cd for only 7 bucks!!! Oh yeah and for the record, the album so truly and righetously rocks. We fooled around a lot than took some naps. Heheheheheheheh!!! We also finished watching TRIGUN. Which also RUUUUUULES!!!! Than on Monday more fooling around and some time spent on a pier with feet in a lake and just a whole lot of talking. All in all, it was an awesome weekend.
Jose

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