HEHEHEHEHEHE, YES I AM A FREE ADVERTISING WHORE, ANYBODY WANT A SASSY TOMBOY?

Hello, hi howdy all you sassy tomboy's. I can't believe it. I've been allowed to be an advertisng whore again. I don't know why I find this fun, nor do I care. I just enjoy talking about a new BLOG, and espeicially when it's about a special gal, or as she refers to herself, a Sassy Tomboy. Yupperooni WG, my special sweetie, yes her, she has her own place on here. Sassy Tomboy is the name of her little spot. Did you catch the name yet? Sassy Tomboy, is the name, yes it is. Well now that I'm done talking about Sassy Tomboy, I can go on with the updating of my blog. Thats right I'm going to stop talking about Sassy Tomboy and worry about writing my newest blog entry, and stop talking about Sassy Tomboy. Oh hell with it, Sassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy TomboySassy Tomboy

Ok with that I've had a really good day so far and this week has been pretty good too. You know actually, ever since I had some time off, I've felt awesom. I've felt great. I mean GAWDDAMNIT, I feel like a million bucks. So I'm actually waiting for something to crash down, and for some strange reason, I'm actually looking forward to it. I mean in the words of the "the most electrifying man in sports entertainment" The Rock says "JUST BRING IT"!!!!

You can't kill me, you can't even break me. I'm the most complete man I have ever been. So thank you all who spent all that time breaking me down. I thank you because simply, there's nothing else you can take from me. So now that I'm done with my more is less rant...you know the you stripped away all that was weak and just left a man who can truly love someone with no baggage in the way because you all killed it already. So thank you. For making me be the man who can live and love. Wow I know a little heavy today, but sometimes I just feel the urge to, well just to emote, so I did. so until next time...

i reamain a more simple man than before named

Jose

LIFE IS WAITING...WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPETIZER WHILE YOU WAIT?

It is an amazing thing, that we live our lives in such a hectic pace, that we actually have people who are hired and and paid to be "wait" staff. They not only stop to serve you they have you wait for everything too. "It'll be un just a minute", how many times have we heard that stament. But I'm digressing to far from my train of thought. You see I saw a movie, that was just about that. It was about waiting and it kinda put some things into perspective for me. I mean...

Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
All I really gotta do is live and die
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why.

Sound familiar anybody? Yes it's a song, but isn't that our day to day lives? Yeah I know we're all busy. We all have important things going on, and we got them going on all the time, but why? I'm still digressing and I do apologize. Well in this movie there was this great line "I am waiting, I just don't know what I'm waiting for". So I guess it would be easier for all of us to actually rush around and not know why, than to wait around and not know for what. Like I said it's just a line that puts things into perspective. Don't give me that look. I was just about to explain how it puts things into perspective. Next time you find yourself speeding to get to your destination, ask yourself, "Self, why am I rushing?" "If I get there too soon I'll just be waiting anyway" "Or if you get there late after you rushed, than you never feel 'right' anyway". So and Gandolf said in LOTR "I am not late or early, I get there when I'm supposed to be there."

so with that I remain a quotable man named

Jose

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?

Hello, hi and howdy one and all. How have ya been? Me. well I'm doing ok for the most part. Work is going better, thanks to the fact of chicken run being let go. That was my nickname for the guy who ran and let many things happen that shouldn't have. So the thorn has been removed from my paw, and now I'm a happy lion again. Second things between WG and me have been going extremely well. No I take that back, things have been going quite phenomenal, so thats a yay me. We like yay me's. They do makes us happy, my preeeecious. Now onto recent thoughts and ramblings. I've come to the conclusion that we as a general populace ask some pretty silly questions and make some pretty silly statements. First of all, how come if you're running late, (and thats usually me) and you get called, the first thing one asks is where are you? Now I totally understand that question if you happen to be making that call on a cell phone, but if you call me at work... than ask me said question...what do you think my answer is going to be? Another little brain stumper is why do people insist on on stating the fact that their order is to go...when said person is using the drive thru? Oh and speaking of drive thru's why do some drive up ATM's have braille on them? Like I said just some questions I have. Oh yeah, I like the 10 pet peeve list, so being the copy cat whore that I am I will also make a 10 pet peeve list, not in any particular order just some quick peeves,
1. People who clink when stirring a drink.
2. People who do not use directional blinkers.
3. Those of you who do not refill the ice cube trays (ok I'm guilty of said peeve, but it's on my list anyway).
4. People who can't take a joke, even if it is at their expense.
5. People who's asses stick out of their pants (whether it's because you're ghetto fabulous or a plumber) disclaimer: this one is mainly directed at men. Sorry, I am a guy so yes, seeing the thong/g-string stick out of some girlies hip hugger's is kinda cool.
6. People who take the last soda/beer/peice of pizza (especially when you bought it).
7. People who change the radio/tv at the exact moment something good comes on, unless you are the navigator, than you do have a vote, but it must be a mutual decision.
8. BIG PET PEEVE, when a commercial about a feminine product comes on, during an action, shoot em up, sensless violence show.
9. A black fly in you chardonay, ok thats not one of mine, but I just had the urge to write it.
9. When very cool movies are butchered and destroyed when they are edited for television.
10. When the movie you rented is messed up. Ooooooh that doth make the hellfires burn strong and hot.
Ok thats a pet peeve list, just to name a few. Any of you faithful have a pet peeve list you wanna share? Well than share and share away. If you want you can either leave them in the comments area, or you can email me confessionsofacerealeater@yahoo.com Of course you all do know that I will post them. Just making sure. Oh another quick question for you. Are sandals still sandals if you never walk on sand? Well sadly my lil chickadees, it's getting near that time to finish all those things they pay me to do and finish. Wow I must seem like the biggest slacker in the world. I work on my blog when I'm supposed to be making money, yet when I had full access of the inpornation super highway, I couldn't keep up with updates. Well it was either that or the damn cribbage, what word and literatti sessions. Or it might have been finding those really really cool super hero and Star Wars fan films they made. Or it might have been some of the porn sites I visited. Yeah stupid blocks on the lil network we have has kinda quashed that. But luckily for me... he he he he, when river block the pass, find new pass...

and with that I remain a purely Zenful master named

Jose

OH YEAH, WG'S LIST IS HERE

http://sassytomboy.blog-city.com/read/833485.htm so enjoy

22'S TOP 10 LIST (WITH A LEMON TWIST)

I was asked to share a top 10 list of my pet peeves. Well, when I thought about all the things I could put on this list I thought it would be easier to write a list of the top 10 things that make me happy. Trying to try to cut a very long list of pet peeves into just 10 items would have taken all night. Here is my list. There is no order, as these things all mean a lot to me.

1. The morning sun shining off the dew on a spider web.
2. The smell of playing in the fallen autumn leaves.
3. The color of blue the snow has just after a snowstorm.
4. Sitting on the shore of the lake fishing and not wanting a bite.
5. Laughing on the phone with my sister.
6. Walking barefoot through puddles after a summer rain.
7. Finding pictures in the clouds.
8. A campfire.
9. Children laughing.
10. The sight of my husband or the sound of his voice.

LOL, I'M HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN

It's true, I can't seem to stop writing today. It's ok, it's a pretty good feeling wanting to keep on writing. Oh by the way WGS, umm WG and I haven't really argued or fighted, the contri to which you have commented, ironically some of those comments were directed to the ex's. But I can see how it could have been taken wrong so I do apologize for any miscommunication. I do tend to confuse alot of people in my writings, and even in the way that words seem to sometimes dribble, and other times just gush like the Colorado River. Other times its like a gentle haze and sometimes, especially if I have encountered a citizen of stupidtown or ingoranceville. Than It's Niagra F****n Falls of words that flow from me and nay a single one be a positive statement. But they are instructional, such as where things are and where they can be placed, giving subtle hints as to lineage well I'm getting off track and either way my replacements here and I'll see y'all later...

until than I remain a a little bit happier and little bit looser man named...

Jose

WOW AND WOW

What a difference a week makes. It's been a great recharging of the batteries. I feel great. I spent an awesome week with WG. I went fishing, caught some salad and a few mosqito bites. I watched both NASCAR and the Packers. Went looking for work, spent a couple afternoons reading in a park and I slept. I know that sounds kinda weird, but I did. I slept in peace. That was nice. I also say some hawks, ospreys and I even sw an eagle. I played cribbage (sorry honey) so yeah I had a good week. I am work right now and guess what, for the first time in many months I actually like it here, again. I don't feel like the whole world is on my shoulders for once. I got some things taken care of so I'm no longer worried about a few things. Well of course that don't mean I'm done trying to save the world, but I do know that some things need to be worked out on their own. Well that's it for right now, but I will be writing more as the day passes. Well for at least a little while, ya see I gots an early night, and for the time being I got no I-net access at home. You know having to decide between the cable bill and the electric bill...well you can tell which I chose, than I realized, "oh crap, the cable is useless without electricity", so I changed my mind and paid off the electric bill. So on that note...

I remain out of the darkness and into the light, just not able to access my porn, oops I mean blog, hehehe I really do mean blog. hehehe, wow look at that ceiling, is that stucco? Great craftmanship, wow!

Above all I remain

Jose

A YEAR AGO TODAY I HAD NO CLUE

Who knew that a year ago when I started my Rant and Opinion filled site "I hate it here" that it would turn into "Confessions of a cereal eater" and that would turn into something like this. An actual accounting of my cruel and funny world, where dreams and joys usually take a backseat to pain and suffering? Well things have changed. A whole lot of changes have taken place. Lately it seems that J & D are taking absolutely no crap from P & S. I'm dating a girl who doesn't need me in her life but wants me there anyway. I'm working at a job that most of the time is OK and sometimes its not. There was a major "thorn" in my "paw" but that thorn has been removed. Well in this jungle the lion sleeps again. In the near future, there will be some major changes taking place. Some will be expected, some will not. I know, now the big question is where the hell have I been? Well I was/am miserable. I know some of you know what I mean by that. I can say with absolute certainty, location can affect you views, thoughts, and yes they can even affect personality. They can affect your heart, soul and life. Until recently...no I take that back, I've always known that, but recently, I've had a chance to taste and touch a lil bit of heaven. No you godless heathens, I don't mean in the literal sense. I mean the simple fact of being able to laugh, because you feel happy. Being able to cry because a song just happens to hit the right emotional nerve, and not be told "You're embaraising me" or "Look he's gonna do it again". Just for the record and you both know who I am talking about. I truly hated you both for those little "harmless comments". Well where was I? Oh crap hold on while I try to recapture my train of thought. Oh yeah, sorry. It's amazing how a simple drive to nowhere with the right person feels just like a magic carpet ride. When you're in a crowded room, and for one of the few times you're not lonely or alone there. Where you don't have to pretend that you're something, because the people who look at you already see that you are a someone. So I guess, in the end, you all actually made me happier by just being yourselves and by making me be myself. Talk to you all really really soon...

I remain a man named...

Jose