A BASIC REALITY THAN AGAIN THERE MAY BE MORE

Hello hi and salutaions you patient and faithful readers. I'm sorry for not writing sooner, but let's just I have come to one basic reality, money is truly the root of all evils. It's also the root for mean words, hurt feelings and cruelty. I know we all know that, but sadly it's a neccesary evil. Like telling your best friend "no I think your girlfriend is very nice" when in reality you can't stand her. Or telling someone "really I do like that song" when you'd rather hear fingernails scraping across a chalkboard. It's true, and for that simple reason, it also sucks. Ok, I got that off my chest. I feel better now. Thanks for listening. No onto bigger and better things. WG and I are getting along great. We're getting along fine. We're getting along. It's very cool being able to say that. By the way, where are the embareassing stories?? I'm waiting patiently. Now I'm thinking that WGS should have some doozies. I'm also thinking some of WG's friends would have shared some by now. I'm waiting. Oh yeah the countdown has begun, and I'll tell ya when it's over, and why it's a countdown. But sadly the time that ticks away slowly just had a burst of speed, to let me know that it just ran out the door and is moving to Tiajuana. I'm not working tonight, so believe me, I'm feeling rantful and after working 20 plus hours and some rum and diet cokes....hehehehe...be set to release the hounds of hell. For they will have more mercy than my venomous finger tips and bile filled tounge. So be well my friendlies, and I shall entertain you in a little while. until than
I remain a bit spiteful and an angry man (for a little while) named
Jose aka J2

1001 AND STILL GOING

Hello hi and whaaaaaaadup, to all of you crazy kids who for some reason enjoy reading this crazy lil space on the i-net. I mean there have been 1001 hits. 1001 times this page has been opened. 1001 times someone has read what I have written. 1001 times someone has taken a peek into the messed up reality of this 32 year old screwed up kid's brain. 1001 times, daaamn thats a lot of hits. Its kind of unnerveving to know people actually read this. I thank you all very much from the bottom of my heart, when I first started this I was just ranting and raving most of the time. Now it's become a way of talking to you all and telling you all about my boring and uneventful life. Yet you still come to read about me, and how cool is that. Now some of you I do know, some of you I don't, but would like to. So just say hey, ok?
Well after all that gushing, it's time to gush a little more. I'm happy. Really really happy right now. This is actually the happiest I ever felt. I have that stupid perma grin almost all the time now. I am dating this awesome gal and people are reading my lil blog. Hell, all I need now is a million dollars and my life would be complete. Now here's a question for all of you, what would be the first thing you would buy if you had a million dollars? I would buy a movie theatre. Than I would build a house, with a movie theatre built in it. I'm talking the biggest HDtv, with a Yamaha reciever and some Bose speakers and stadium seating. MMMMM, wow I just got perky. LMAO.and with that...

I remain movie loving geek named

Jose aka J2

HELLO AGAIN

Hello again my little chickadees, how are you on this fine morning? I hope you all slept well. I'm back at the grind, so that means that my blog now gets updated woo hooo!! I noticed something, when I'm not writing, people aint visiting. Man does that put pressure on me or what? I've become the spokesperson for the voices in my head, and they are screaming for justice in an unjust world. What do I mean? Well only that a cheeseburger at McDonald's is 99 freakin cents while a double cheese burger is a buck! I was floored when I saw this. I was shocked. I was looking for a reason to deal on someone. Not in a bad way, but I had made on obsevation, and when I make said observation, I must comment as I am wont to do on occasion. For example why does bottled water have a list of ingridients? Why do lighters have a warning stating that "contents are flammable"? See what I mean. I've come to the conclusions that the powers that be think that we must all be stupid. Wow, so sorry, I guess I must have OD'd on Henry Rollins over the weekend. A 3 1/2 to 4 hour drive with Hank as a comapnion will do that.
A congratulations goes to Jeff Gordon on his impressive win at the Brickyard 400. I know right now I'm getting eye daggers shot at me. I know right now WG is just itching to call me and give me an earfull. Yes my faithful readers, I am a Jeff Gordon just because whenever I say that WG gets this "GRRRRRRR" face, and it just cracks me up. Dale Earnhardt jr. is her favorite driver and I think despise and loathe are the words she used to describe her feelins about the the #24 driver. LOL look at me, I'm learning about NASCAR. Well I figure if she is willing to watch an occasional anime, I am willing to learn about one of her passions. BTW does anybody know how I supposed to act at a Packers game? Never having gone to one I am at a loss, as to how I should conduct myself. I mean I no longer "rock out" at concerts. Being that age is creeping up on me and "head Banging" leaves tons and tons of sore muscles. Along with head aches and the occasional nose bleed, I have thus learned to groove. Not only that football crowds are a lot different than baseball and soccer crowds, both of which I have been a part of.
Oh and before I forget, w/22 will now be known as PCC, for that story you will have to ask 22 to tell that tale. Which reminds me, here are a few belated but soon to be immortalized on the I-net ...

happy birfday wishes for PW, 22, LL and
amy.

I know I know how come I used a name and not a nickname
because I didn't talk to her long enough to come up with a good name. Sorry. I shal commence with the self flogging. You know for some reason I really like that word, Flogging. Well anyways, now with the WG update, My 'rents totally dug her. Something about liking the fact that she's outgoing, hits me when I deserve it (yeah that one was from my mommy), and just acts like herself. So I hope you all have a good day, and I leave you with this one thought...how the hell did i get to this point when i was allready to tell you about the $0.99 cheesburger....hmmm some mysteries like the Paulding Light shall forever be unsolved.

And with that I am forever

Jose aka J2

BOY AM I IN TROUBLE NOW

Hello to my Care Bears and my Care Bear Cousins. It's been a wonderful day. I didn't do anything other than sleep, talk to WG and know that my life will be ending a lot sooner than expected. Thanks to a couple of mischevious girls, who were given some information and instead of using their power for good turned to the dark side. Remember Uncle Ben did tell Peter Parker with "great power comes great responsibility". LOL!!! Just so you two ladies know, you aren't the only ones WG has marked for termination. LOL!!! Oh, and believe me I can totally believe how red the skies were, remember I was there for the rain storm. Why do all of a sudden do I hear TAPS playing? I also hear someone saying "tho I walk in the valley of death"...is that a bad omen?? Hmmmm. So other than that, I'm doing pretty good. I actually have 5 1/2 days coming up in a day and a half, and thats going to be fun. Going to a party, seeing some "spooky lights" and my parents are gonna meet WG. I really can't write too much today, being that I'm doing laundry, watching Toy Story (the first one) and doing some paper work, add the fact that its almost 4 AM and I have to move my car in an hour, and I hope to have my laundry done by than. But it won't be. Damn double drying times. Well anyways, I was also informed that when we go to the spooky lights (we'll be going with 22 and w/22) that no foolin around in the back of the van will be tolerated. But just for the record, isn't that why vans we're created, because back seats just weren't comfortable enough? Isn't the word "van" synonomous with foolin' around, making out and fogging up the windows. Doesn't the saying go "if the van is a rockin, don't come a knockin" ? Lmao, I've seen the movies from the 70's and early 80's. If there was nudity or "action" was there not a van near by? LOL. LMAO. Well anyways my time is getting short, and they are paying me to do something while I'm here...

So for the few days I have left I remain

Jose aka J2

DROPPING TO MY KNEES TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS (for some reason I seem to be on my knees alot)...

Hello my smurfs, smurfettes and smurflings. It seems I been neglecting my blog duties. I'm becoming lax in my duties as official chronicler of my life. A boring job it is but hey, someones gotta do it. Not only that but I hired myself because I work for cheap, and for the record just because I'm cheap, yes, it also means I'm easy. Wow, I went from everyday to only once a week. Sorry. But between getting used to my new working shifts, seeing my girl, and sorta sleeping, I haven't had much energy or inspiration to narrate my so-called life. But today with a NO FEAR energy drink in hand, and a desire to write I'm back! Did you miss me? Its ok to lie to me and say you did. :D Well to start where I left off, last Sunday I went up to spend some time with WG. I had the auspicious privalege of meeting yet two more members of WG's world. I met WG's Sister aka WGS and neice aka WGN. I'll be very honest, I didn't know what she thought of me. All I could think of of was the movie Jerry McGuire where Bonnie Hunt goes "Hi, I'm the disaproving older sister", now I know she's the younger sister, but I think you all get my drift on that one. Than I read WGS's comment "It was great to finally meet the man that makes my sis happy", that the fears of being disaproved went away (well that is until next time, than for some reason they keep coming back). So at this time I would like to apologize for not writing sooner and I hope you can forgive me please. That and welcome WGS and WGN to my little space here on the net. It was both an honor and a privelage to meet you both, and I hope we can get a chance to talk more in the near future, because I would really enjoy getting to know you better, and to hear some embareassing WG stories. Hehehehehehe. LMAO, well I guess this would be an awesome time mantion if any of my faithful readers have stoies of an embareassing WG stories share them. Hehehehehehe. SO what else has been going on you ask? Well WG and I are getting along splendidly. I've gotten hugs from WGG, and that was very cool. Especially considering that they weren't propmted. They made me get warm fuzzies and I still say it's ok to be Hoser. LOL. Oh and I scrapped the zombie story again. I guess I was trying to avoid the atypical zombie story, and one of my biggest complaints about most horror stories is the lack of explanantion. When they don't answer the who, what, where, when, why and how's. So I started asking myself those questions, and eventually I came up with the answer(s). Why tell only one story? If I can answer many of these questions in a prologue or as a brief narrative in the introduction, than I'd be free to tell my stories. In my opinion of this, one of the best examples of this is from Dracula 2000 although it is a dumb movie. In this movie it explains why vampires feat the cross, silver and daylight, at least in this version of vampire lore. Of course it takes the whole movie to do that, but you get my point, or at least I hope you do. So, I've decided to explain where the zombies started, how they started and why they act and do what they do. Once I do that I can tell any story I want, and it doesn't even have to be a zombie story (you got to love loopholes)...

and speaking of Jerry McGuire, one of my fave quotes from that movie..."Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?"

so with that I'm still 6ft above ground, but the mind is still in the gutter and with that I remain

Jose aka J2