QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't."
Dagwood Bumstead
1930ish-present
a fictional character in the comic strip Blondie
Yuppers feeling lazy so here ya go....
me---
JUNE = PORN STAR
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Very easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Nympho-and an awesome lover too....makes u happy so that makes them happy...Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive .Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize thatyou are very much alike in the next 2 days.
Season---
APRIL = PIMP
APRIL means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in thenext 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
Yeah...that kind of explains a lot. :-)
4/29/2007
ANOTHER THEFT OF AN ENTRY
QUOTE OF THE DAY:My life has been one great big joke,A dance that's walked,A song that's spoke,I laugh so hard I almost choke,When I think about myself.
April 4, 1928 - present
an American poet, memoirist, actress and an important figure in the American Civil Rights Movement
1. When's the last time you ran?
Never, I believe politics should be left for the politicians who want government jobs.
2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Yes. I work in a metal fabricating joint, if they aint ripped, they are my wife's
3. What are you hating right now?
That I'm a second shifter who is used to going to sleep at 4-5 AM while my first shift wife crashes no later than 11 PM
4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
April 20th...umm let me check...nope...nothing at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_20 that I would celebrate.
5. Only child?
No...immature maybe but a fully grown man
6. Favorite ice cream?Hmm...cold
7. When was your last doctor's visit?
Last doctors visit...umm...won't that be when I die?
8. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep?
sure...just not in a row
9. How many brothers and sisters do you have?1 step-brother 1 half sister
10. "First Loves Are Never Over;"
this isn't a question
11. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?
Back where?
12. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would u be wearing?
The pajama's god gave me
13. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for some one?
Sure...usually on my day off, and waiting for my wife to get home from work
14. Are you cocky?
yes...being a guy and all
15. Where do you work?
Well AT work...duh
16. Reading any good books?
not at this moment, at this moment I am answering this MEME
17. Do you collect anything?
Yes
18. How many states have you been to?
Quite a few...state of confusion, state of euphoria etc.
19. Where is your next vacation?
Usually when I'm away from work.
20. Where was your first kiss?
I don't know, I guess when I was born
21. Last thing you got in the mail?
I usually don't get any "thing" in the mail...usually I get letters, bills, flyers, but no "thing" as of yet
22. Do you like snakes?
I got nothing against them
23. Dream job?
Sometimes, when I'm asleep
24. How many email accounts do you have?
2
25. Ever done a Chinese fire drill?
No, and I never will...what kind of pervert do you think I am
26. Favorite guilty pleasure?
sure
27. Won any awards?
nope
28. Farthest you've been from home?
Most of my life...I only came home the night Season and I shared our first embrace
29. If you could marry any celebrity, who would it be?
None...I'm married already, and I'm not a mormon.
30. Could you live without a computer?
Sure can...it's food, water and air that I can't live without
31. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
no..not really
32. Are you a neat freak?
Nope...I'm a Mexican
34. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
2
35. What do you do when you're sad?
Usually feel bad, maybe cry a little
36. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
An accountant
37. Last time you saw your best friend?
Umm...this would have to go with Doctor question...so I guess it would have to be sometime in the future
38. Can you cook?
Sure can
39. What shampoo do you use?
Well I guess it would be shampoo for humans...I can't ever see myself using something for dogs, cats, or horses anytime soon
40. Who or what sleeps with you?
Umm just some cats and sometimes my wife...why what have you heard? It's a lie, a damn lie, I tell you.
41. Are you/have you ever been in love?
Yes
42. Pancakes or French toast?
You know...someone has got to come up with better questions...adding a question mark doesn't make it a question, it just makes you seem kind of stupid
43. How do you like your eggs?
They're ok, not much into conversation though
44. Are you in highschool?
No, I'm at home.
45. Is anyone on your bad side right now?
Since I was blessed with the beauty of the gods, I don't have a bad side
46. What jewelry are you wearing?
A wedding band
47. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Well since technically I use road runner, I'm always online, so I guess it would be opening up IE
48. Been outside the country?
Yup...been to the city a few times in my life
49. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
Yup...been a Fan of Erin Grey for a long time
50. How do most people spell/say your name?
Usually incorrectly
51. Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
Sure why not
52. Most exotic food ever eaten?
Umm if I were to say my wife would that be wrong?
53. Do you know the words to the song on your profile?
Sometimes...I mean if it's english than sure, if it's in another language, than I might catch a word here and there
54. What was the first movie that gave you nightmares?
The Omen (the frikken original is still the best)
55. Favorite magazine?
Never heard of it.
56. Favorite 80s teen movie?
Breakfast Club
57. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
Umm I would have to say no to this only because Justin is already white.
58. Do you know someone that wasn't born in the United States?
Sure do
59. Favorite name for a girl? for a boy?
Katrin and Kyle
60. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
Sure did
61. Your favorite restaurant you don't get to eat much at?
Well if I don't get to eat much than it wouldn't be my favorite restaurant, I prefer a place where you can eat all you're willing to pay for
62. When is the last time you left your house?
Yesterday
63. Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
Well it says so in the song
64. First car?
Designed by Nicholas Joseph Cugnot and constructed by M. Brezin in 1769 ( I looked it up...and added a pic)
65. Least favorite chore?
chore
1. a small or odd job; routine task.
2. chores, the everyday work around a house or farm.
3. a hard or unpleasant task: Solving the problem was quite a chore. <---this one would be my least favorite
66. How do you eat your steak?
With my mouth
67. Do you return your cart?
No...it's mine, and there's nothing wrong with it
68. Craziest thing you've seen?
I don't know...probably something on some porn site
69. Do you have a dishwasher?
You bet I do...and it's awesome. It even has multiple uses, like for example right now it's typing
70. What noise do you hear?
Usually sound
71. Would you survive in prison?
Sure I guess...I'd be somebodies bitch
72. Next concert you hope to go to?
Umm...soon
73. What was the last thing you ate?
Don't know yet...but if given a choice I would hope it would be dinner
74. When was the last time you said I love you and meant it?
Right before my wife went to bed
75. Who is the youngest in your family?
Probably one of the babies
76. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would be most likely to over pack?
Why would this matter? Aren't there going to be stores and malls and shopping centers where we are going? AND If someone overpacks doesn't that mean that someone will under pack
77. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yes and no...personally no...but some famous painter does, but I don't "know" him.
78. Do you cut coupons?
Nope...I usually cut "OUT" coupons, that way I can still use them
79. Least favorite food?
Umm...that's a good question
80. When is the last time you ate peanut butter?
I don't know I can't see into the future.
81. Next wedding you'll attend?
Don't know
82. What's for dinner?
That's what I ask my wife every night.
83. What's the last thing you purchased?
I usually purchase goods, not things
84. Do your siblings ever pay for anything for you?
Yup they usually pay after I have refied beans for a meal
85. Where is your cell phone?
In the glove compartment of my car
86. Is your phone on vibrate or ring?
neither, the batteries are so dead they don't even charge anymore
87. What brand are your pants right now?
What pants?
88. Ever been to Georgia?
No sir, I haven't
89. Did you do breakfast this morning?
NO, WHAT KIND OF PERVERT DO YOU THINK I AM?
90. Do you like marshmallows?
Sure do
91. What irritates you the most?
STUPID PEOPLE
92. What brand is your digital camera?
Kodak
93. Do you watch movies with your parents?
Sure do
94. What song describes your life right now?
Right now...Up All Night by Slaughter
95. Ever got caught doing something you shouldn't be doing?
Sure have
96. First thing you do in the morning?
Still working, looking at the clock hoping I don't have to stay later
97. Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
No sir I don't
98. Are you taking college classes right now?
No sir I'm n0t
99. Who are you dating right now?
Well I guess technically it would be my wife, but since at this moment I'm just typing it would be no one
100. Do you want to live to be 100?
I sure do
101. Do you like sushi?
Yes I love her very much (my wife will get a kick out of this answer)
102. Do you get your hair cut every month?
No sir I do not
4/27/2007
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half."
Gracie Allen July 26, 1895 – August 27, 1964
An American comedian who became internationally famous as the zany partner and comic foil of husband George Burns.
Well every once in a while I get some kind of news that makes me smile. This time it comes in the form of an e-mail...or a set of e-mails. One of the memebers of The Estrogen Clan of the Northwoods (my up until this moment mental name for "The Girls") aka my wife and her 6 best friends from grade school/high school, sent an e-mail out which was then forwarded to me. Well, after that similar stories started coming forth and I found it too funny not to post. So here you go...in order as to how I recieved them...
E-mail 1
So, I just wanted to let everyone know that according to Mac, after I told her to take a time out, she moved her little three year old body to the stairs and emphatically screamed
"You're ruining my life!"
(Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt? Did she say what I think she said?????)
I have no idea where that one came from...!!!!! Isn't it funny that this kid o' mine can't pronounce the word, "cat"- but....she can hollar out "You're ruining my life"?
I just thought this might make everyone's day....have a good one....
And...if you're as good a parent as I am...maybe YOU, TOO can ruin someone's life!!!!Ha!
FYI, after Dave came home....yadayada....Dave's ruined her life,too! (equal opportunity!)
E-mail 2
Our dinner conversation tonight was Grant asking about the middle finger. Aparently it was the topic of conversation in 1st grade today and what does each finger mean. I informed Grant that if the teacher called home about him using any of his fingers besides his thumb's up he would be in trouble.
I then had a conversation with another mom straight outof The Christmas Story movie about kids learning that word and she might want to talk to her kids too, but I was not surewhere it started.
E-Mail 3
I can also tell you its very disconcerting when you own 10 year old child refers to his testicles as "man berries"!
I promise you he did not learn that from me!!!!!:0)
E-Mail 4
Well, Ian turned 5 yesterday...he told me that his daycare provider is a "pain in the ass" (which she is) and that one ofhis friends parents was "being an idiot" (which she was)...
I agreed but told him not to say that about others; he agreed that now that he's 5 he won't say mean things about others, just ignore them and their dumb behavior (I couldn't argue with that)...
his vocab also consists of "inconceivable", "concern" (instead of worry), infamous (which he doesn't want to be...hewould rather be famous), "infuriating", "intoxicating" (his girlfriend, Emily, is this)...
argh!!!! I have got to stop readingto this child!!!!!! ha ha
Still, he does call his testicles his testicles, but there are a lot of other things that he definitely learned from me that could be ranked right up there with "man berries'!
Oh, we don't "ruin his life", but we "anger him" where he "just can't tolerate us" anymore. Ian did flip us off at a restaurant one night in front of our pastor and his family. We explained it was bad...
he learned it from an older boy at daycare...
always a joy!
E-mail 5
Thanks for the laughs, you crazy mommies!
Xavier is being silly, too. His favorite responses to requests from Mom & Dad that he is not wild about are as follows:
I don't think so.
I'm not quite ready.
I'm too busy.
And the last two - accompanied with his toy cell phone as a prop:
Please don't interrupt me, I'm on my cell phone.
Shhh! Be quiet - I'm on a business call.
Dad and Mom apparently are spending too much time on the cell phones.
whoops!
Thankfully, he hasn't learned any terms for the male anatomy except for the medical terms - I know that will be a coffee through the nose kind of funny when it happens!
and that my friends is what my wife shares with me on a daily basis. I am such a lucky man.
"When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half."
Gracie Allen July 26, 1895 – August 27, 1964
An American comedian who became internationally famous as the zany partner and comic foil of husband George Burns.
Well every once in a while I get some kind of news that makes me smile. This time it comes in the form of an e-mail...or a set of e-mails. One of the memebers of The Estrogen Clan of the Northwoods (my up until this moment mental name for "The Girls") aka my wife and her 6 best friends from grade school/high school, sent an e-mail out which was then forwarded to me. Well, after that similar stories started coming forth and I found it too funny not to post. So here you go...in order as to how I recieved them...
E-mail 1
So, I just wanted to let everyone know that according to Mac, after I told her to take a time out, she moved her little three year old body to the stairs and emphatically screamed
"You're ruining my life!"
(Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt? Did she say what I think she said?????)
I have no idea where that one came from...!!!!! Isn't it funny that this kid o' mine can't pronounce the word, "cat"- but....she can hollar out "You're ruining my life"?
I just thought this might make everyone's day....have a good one....
And...if you're as good a parent as I am...maybe YOU, TOO can ruin someone's life!!!!Ha!
FYI, after Dave came home....yadayada....Dave's ruined her life,too! (equal opportunity!)
E-mail 2
Our dinner conversation tonight was Grant asking about the middle finger. Aparently it was the topic of conversation in 1st grade today and what does each finger mean. I informed Grant that if the teacher called home about him using any of his fingers besides his thumb's up he would be in trouble.
I then had a conversation with another mom straight outof The Christmas Story movie about kids learning that word and she might want to talk to her kids too, but I was not surewhere it started.
E-Mail 3
I can also tell you its very disconcerting when you own 10 year old child refers to his testicles as "man berries"!
I promise you he did not learn that from me!!!!!:0)
E-Mail 4
Well, Ian turned 5 yesterday...he told me that his daycare provider is a "pain in the ass" (which she is) and that one ofhis friends parents was "being an idiot" (which she was)...
I agreed but told him not to say that about others; he agreed that now that he's 5 he won't say mean things about others, just ignore them and their dumb behavior (I couldn't argue with that)...
his vocab also consists of "inconceivable", "concern" (instead of worry), infamous (which he doesn't want to be...hewould rather be famous), "infuriating", "intoxicating" (his girlfriend, Emily, is this)...
argh!!!! I have got to stop readingto this child!!!!!! ha ha
Still, he does call his testicles his testicles, but there are a lot of other things that he definitely learned from me that could be ranked right up there with "man berries'!
Oh, we don't "ruin his life", but we "anger him" where he "just can't tolerate us" anymore. Ian did flip us off at a restaurant one night in front of our pastor and his family. We explained it was bad...
he learned it from an older boy at daycare...
always a joy!
E-mail 5
Thanks for the laughs, you crazy mommies!
Xavier is being silly, too. His favorite responses to requests from Mom & Dad that he is not wild about are as follows:
I don't think so.
I'm not quite ready.
I'm too busy.
And the last two - accompanied with his toy cell phone as a prop:
Please don't interrupt me, I'm on my cell phone.
Shhh! Be quiet - I'm on a business call.
Dad and Mom apparently are spending too much time on the cell phones.
whoops!
Thankfully, he hasn't learned any terms for the male anatomy except for the medical terms - I know that will be a coffee through the nose kind of funny when it happens!
and that my friends is what my wife shares with me on a daily basis. I am such a lucky man.
4/26/2007
IT'S BEEN A YEAR
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
So many ways to say, "I love you",
never enough to say how much.
Cameron Rand
Today is the third happiest day of my life. The first happened 2 years ago, when we admitted to each other how much we needed and loved each other. The second was a year ago, when we became man and wife. And now this, today is my first wedding anniversary. It's something I have always wanted to say, I just never thought I would be able to, and now I can't seem to stop saying it. I love my life. I love my wife. I love my life with my wife.
That's all. Be back later. I need to be with that special someone who enriches everyday of my existence. I need to be with my best friend, my partner, my lover and who also happens to be my wife. I love you sweetheart. One down, forever more to go.
So many ways to say, "I love you",
never enough to say how much.
Cameron Rand
Today is the third happiest day of my life. The first happened 2 years ago, when we admitted to each other how much we needed and loved each other. The second was a year ago, when we became man and wife. And now this, today is my first wedding anniversary. It's something I have always wanted to say, I just never thought I would be able to, and now I can't seem to stop saying it. I love my life. I love my wife. I love my life with my wife.
That's all. Be back later. I need to be with that special someone who enriches everyday of my existence. I need to be with my best friend, my partner, my lover and who also happens to be my wife. I love you sweetheart. One down, forever more to go.
4/25/2007
SORRY...
Sorry for the lapse in postings...April has a "happiest day of my life" moment, but it also has a very sad day moment.
Rocky, my chinchilla died 2 years ago. I still miss him. When I come home at night there are times when I remind myself that it's time for his snack or his dust bath, only to remember he's not here anymore. It's been 2 years and I stIll miss him. A LOT.
April is also the month when I first kissed my wife, and who a year later I married. I still can't believe it's been 2 years since our life started. I am happy and grateful for every moment we have had and for every moment we will have.
Like I said, April is a tough time for me. I'll be back, soon.
Rocky, my chinchilla died 2 years ago. I still miss him. When I come home at night there are times when I remind myself that it's time for his snack or his dust bath, only to remember he's not here anymore. It's been 2 years and I stIll miss him. A LOT.
April is also the month when I first kissed my wife, and who a year later I married. I still can't believe it's been 2 years since our life started. I am happy and grateful for every moment we have had and for every moment we will have.
Like I said, April is a tough time for me. I'll be back, soon.
4/19/2007
Just some fun news...
I actually meant to post this some time ago, and than a funny thing happened. Season told me about a recent development, which refreshed the noggin which leads to this little post. One of Season's best friends runs a resort up in Hazelhurst WI, (it's pretty close to the North Pole...or at least in winter it sure as hell feels that way), well any way they have this ice out contest....
ICE OUT CONTEST
and this year some fun things happened...for example
"touched by the flame of fame"
well of course fame is never truly a fleeting momen, when you got the goods to be a celebrity...
"the flame burns brighter still"
now I truly hope that that Cliff doesn't fall into that celebrity pit trap. I hope we never see a clothing malfunction at the Superbowl or on the Red Carpet. Or Paris Hilton-esque type escapades.
Just a little thing to smile about.
ICE OUT CONTEST
and this year some fun things happened...for example
"touched by the flame of fame"
well of course fame is never truly a fleeting momen, when you got the goods to be a celebrity...
"the flame burns brighter still"
now I truly hope that that Cliff doesn't fall into that celebrity pit trap. I hope we never see a clothing malfunction at the Superbowl or on the Red Carpet. Or Paris Hilton-esque type escapades.
Just a little thing to smile about.
4/17/2007
A THOUGHT CAME INTO MY HEAD
OK, every once in a while, I'll have this thought in my head, well actually it's more of a question that leads to more questions. I usually torture my wonderful wife with it, but I figured that there enough people in the World Wide Webpublic that I put my question to you...
here it is...
Everybody wants the "illegal" immigrants to leave the U.S.A. correct?
Well how far do we go back?
Do we go back just a few days, months, years, decades, centuries or eons?
So considering most people came by choice, when there was no goverment...except for the rules and customs of the natives then are they illegal immigrants, considering they never asked permission to come here?
What if you were brought here against your will?
Are slaves technically immigrants?
If not does that mean only the decendents of those people are allowed, because to migrate means to move from one place to another, but if your forced does that still apply?
Now if we keep this train of thought going...so that means if you moved here, were brought here, ran away to here, before this was a named country...but wait a second...didn't the natives have a name for this country, so didn't we violate their laws?
So does that mean we have to go back that far...or wait...didn't the natives migrate here from some other place, so doesn't that make them illegal also?
So if tecnically everybody is an illegal immigrant...than who is legal?
Just some questions to ponder...
here it is...
Everybody wants the "illegal" immigrants to leave the U.S.A. correct?
Well how far do we go back?
Do we go back just a few days, months, years, decades, centuries or eons?
So considering most people came by choice, when there was no goverment...except for the rules and customs of the natives then are they illegal immigrants, considering they never asked permission to come here?
What if you were brought here against your will?
Are slaves technically immigrants?
If not does that mean only the decendents of those people are allowed, because to migrate means to move from one place to another, but if your forced does that still apply?
Now if we keep this train of thought going...so that means if you moved here, were brought here, ran away to here, before this was a named country...but wait a second...didn't the natives have a name for this country, so didn't we violate their laws?
So does that mean we have to go back that far...or wait...didn't the natives migrate here from some other place, so doesn't that make them illegal also?
So if tecnically everybody is an illegal immigrant...than who is legal?
Just some questions to ponder...
4/11/2007
GOT THE TIME TICK TICKIN IN MY HEAD
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of."
Benjamin Franklin
author, political theorist, politician, printer, scientist, inventor, civic activist, and diplomat
January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790
Time is an amazing thing. You never seem to have enough of it, but when you stop and look back, you realize how much has passed you by. In 15 days I will celebrate my first wedding anniversary. Which means for some reason Season has stayed married to me for 365 days as my wife and 730 days since we started dating, and it's been one amazing journey.
As with any journey there have been obstacles, that somehow we have overcome. We've had our share of rough times along the way. We have also shared some great times. There have been some truly heart wrenching moments, along with moments of absolute bliss.
And to believe it all started with a 2 people who were above all things friends first. Who shared a dance, then later a kiss and who have never been apart since.
This has just been something I've been thinking about all night. Just wanted to share.
"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of."
Benjamin Franklin
author, political theorist, politician, printer, scientist, inventor, civic activist, and diplomat
January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790
Time is an amazing thing. You never seem to have enough of it, but when you stop and look back, you realize how much has passed you by. In 15 days I will celebrate my first wedding anniversary. Which means for some reason Season has stayed married to me for 365 days as my wife and 730 days since we started dating, and it's been one amazing journey.
As with any journey there have been obstacles, that somehow we have overcome. We've had our share of rough times along the way. We have also shared some great times. There have been some truly heart wrenching moments, along with moments of absolute bliss.
And to believe it all started with a 2 people who were above all things friends first. Who shared a dance, then later a kiss and who have never been apart since.
This has just been something I've been thinking about all night. Just wanted to share.
4/06/2007
WISCONSIN FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkWisconsin
FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsWisconsin
FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and if you cant find the ride fuck ya
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Wisconsin Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Would shoot back at someone
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FRIENDS: Will stop you from smashing beer cans on your head
Wisconsin Friends: Will egg you on until your head bleeds and laugh at the scabs and bruises the next morning.
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FRIENDS: Will say they thought about pushing you in the hot tub float at the parade in 30 degree weather
Wisconsin Friends: Will actually push you in, make sure you stay in, then laugh an hour latter when you finally walk back with no shirt and early signs of hypothermia
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will repost this
FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsWisconsin
FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and if you cant find the ride fuck ya
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Wisconsin Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Would shoot back at someone
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FRIENDS: Will stop you from smashing beer cans on your head
Wisconsin Friends: Will egg you on until your head bleeds and laugh at the scabs and bruises the next morning.
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FRIENDS: Will say they thought about pushing you in the hot tub float at the parade in 30 degree weather
Wisconsin Friends: Will actually push you in, make sure you stay in, then laugh an hour latter when you finally walk back with no shirt and early signs of hypothermia
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will repost this
SORRY...DUSTING OFF THE SOAP BOX
Usually I read something and I can do one of the following:
Learn from it
Laugh at it
Ignore it.
BUT, every once in a while I need to say something. Now a while back I would have named who did it and just light a flame so high god himself (herself for the feminists, goddess for the wiccans, Allah for the Muslims...you get the idea) wouldn't be able to fart without causing a little methane explosion. But I have since grown up a bit...mainly it takes too much energy to keep a flame war going and it's just not worth it.
So it comes down to this comment made
"If you weigh 300 lbs, you are not beautiful. You have serious issues that you need to fix."
Now as I usually state "I am not a smart man nor am I a wise man but...".
This is one of those moments.
Isn't beauty a fluid perception? One viewer sees an object while another sees art? Isn't beauty subjective to persons point of view? But to make a statement like that is an insult. I guess in a time when people take so much time to play judge and jury (including myself, but I am working on it...A LOT), we forget that there are real people with very real feelings and emotions that can be hurt by such comments. I know I am at fault for my own snap judgements but they usually stay inside my head, where there is a little Jose who starts to point out my own flaws.
This just upsets me. There is no such thing as a perfect person. That's one of those things that makes this such a wonderful world. We are this huge patchwork quilt of fuckedupness that creates a world filled with color, flavor, awe and wonder. It's the one thing we all have in common. We are all, so totally and completely fucked up in our own way. No one is perfect. We are all flawed creations. It really is a good thing. If we were perfect there would be nothing to drive to better ourselves (and sadly for a lot of us, there still isn't anything to drive us to better ourselves).
This world already has people who spend time and energy tearing each other down (even within our respective communities) that we forget 2 simple facts. We all live on the same planet and that we will die on this planet (yes...I know the whole astronaut and space travel thing will change that someday...but not today).
So please next time think before making a blanket statement like that...because there may be someone who's talking about you the same way, and I still wouldn't like it or approve of it.
Learn from it
Laugh at it
Ignore it.
BUT, every once in a while I need to say something. Now a while back I would have named who did it and just light a flame so high god himself (herself for the feminists, goddess for the wiccans, Allah for the Muslims...you get the idea) wouldn't be able to fart without causing a little methane explosion. But I have since grown up a bit...mainly it takes too much energy to keep a flame war going and it's just not worth it.
So it comes down to this comment made
"If you weigh 300 lbs, you are not beautiful. You have serious issues that you need to fix."
Now as I usually state "I am not a smart man nor am I a wise man but...".
This is one of those moments.
Isn't beauty a fluid perception? One viewer sees an object while another sees art? Isn't beauty subjective to persons point of view? But to make a statement like that is an insult. I guess in a time when people take so much time to play judge and jury (including myself, but I am working on it...A LOT), we forget that there are real people with very real feelings and emotions that can be hurt by such comments. I know I am at fault for my own snap judgements but they usually stay inside my head, where there is a little Jose who starts to point out my own flaws.
This just upsets me. There is no such thing as a perfect person. That's one of those things that makes this such a wonderful world. We are this huge patchwork quilt of fuckedupness that creates a world filled with color, flavor, awe and wonder. It's the one thing we all have in common. We are all, so totally and completely fucked up in our own way. No one is perfect. We are all flawed creations. It really is a good thing. If we were perfect there would be nothing to drive to better ourselves (and sadly for a lot of us, there still isn't anything to drive us to better ourselves).
This world already has people who spend time and energy tearing each other down (even within our respective communities) that we forget 2 simple facts. We all live on the same planet and that we will die on this planet (yes...I know the whole astronaut and space travel thing will change that someday...but not today).
So please next time think before making a blanket statement like that...because there may be someone who's talking about you the same way, and I still wouldn't like it or approve of it.
WHY OH WHY?- THE RAMBLINGS OF SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS.
“I'll not willingly offend, Nor be easily offended; What's amiss I'll strive to mend, And endure what can't be mended”
Isaac Watts
English hymn writer, July 17, 1674 – November 25, 1748
So today my wife and I had this conversation
Season-"Jose' why must all your profile pics be of someone giving the middle finger?"
Jose- "Because I find it funny. And it's my social commentary on the current state of affairs."
Season- "Aren't you afraid of offending anyone?"
Jose- "Honey, you do read my blogs right? If they aren't offended by what I write, how in the blue hell could they be offended by a drawn character with a middle finger proudly displayed?"
Season- "But they might not read your blog if the first thing they see is a pic of someone flipping them off."
Jose- "But I'm not flipping them off...I'm flipping of the establishment."
Season- "But they don't know that."
Jose- "but....uhh...TOUCHE'. You know honey, I hate it when you use logic to disarm my illogical behavior. See that's your problem, you confuse the issue by using facts and logic."
Season- "Yeah, whatever, take out the garbage."
Which oddly is how most of our discussions go. This was just something I wanted to share with you all.
So with that said how the hell is everyone today? No one slapped the hell out of someone who badly deserved it? No one killed anyone, chopped up their bodies, put the remains into a cheap K-Mart trunk with lots of little holes (so that the little critters can go in there and eat away at the corpse), put the trunk in a swamp, bog, or marsh with rocks in the bottom so that the trunk would sink to the bottom to never be found again? I mean I know the readers of this blog would already know how to get rid of bodies and get away with a perfect crime. So this would be labeled under "rhetorical and slightly sarcastic question."
I know this seems like a gruesome segue, and I'll get to my point in my usual long winded way. I was watching Penn and Tellers-Bullshit!, and it happened to be about one of my favorite topics in the world. Actually I should say my favorite two topics in the world. It was a show on breasts...well actually Breast Hysteria. Which simply translates to this:
Isaac Watts
English hymn writer, July 17, 1674 – November 25, 1748
So today my wife and I had this conversation
Season-"Jose' why must all your profile pics be of someone giving the middle finger?"
Jose- "Because I find it funny. And it's my social commentary on the current state of affairs."
Season- "Aren't you afraid of offending anyone?"
Jose- "Honey, you do read my blogs right? If they aren't offended by what I write, how in the blue hell could they be offended by a drawn character with a middle finger proudly displayed?"
Season- "But they might not read your blog if the first thing they see is a pic of someone flipping them off."
Jose- "But I'm not flipping them off...I'm flipping of the establishment."
Season- "But they don't know that."
Jose- "but....uhh...TOUCHE'. You know honey, I hate it when you use logic to disarm my illogical behavior. See that's your problem, you confuse the issue by using facts and logic."
Season- "Yeah, whatever, take out the garbage."
Which oddly is how most of our discussions go. This was just something I wanted to share with you all.
So with that said how the hell is everyone today? No one slapped the hell out of someone who badly deserved it? No one killed anyone, chopped up their bodies, put the remains into a cheap K-Mart trunk with lots of little holes (so that the little critters can go in there and eat away at the corpse), put the trunk in a swamp, bog, or marsh with rocks in the bottom so that the trunk would sink to the bottom to never be found again? I mean I know the readers of this blog would already know how to get rid of bodies and get away with a perfect crime. So this would be labeled under "rhetorical and slightly sarcastic question."
I know this seems like a gruesome segue, and I'll get to my point in my usual long winded way. I was watching Penn and Tellers-Bullshit!, and it happened to be about one of my favorite topics in the world. Actually I should say my favorite two topics in the world. It was a show on breasts...well actually Breast Hysteria. Which simply translates to this:
- Why do people make a big deal about breasts feeding?
- Why is breast feeding considered to be just as wrong as Paris Hilton nipple slip? (thas a quote from the show)
- Why do people forget that breasts do serve a real purpose (well other than making some men and some women drool)?
- But for me...what's the big deal? They're breasts. Many women already show most of their naughty pillows. I mean when a neckline extends to the belly button, people are going to look. Be patient, the trunk theme will make itself clear.
Well after watching this I started thinking about history. You know, it was illegal for women to show legs of during the Victorian era (roughly 1830's through the early 1900's). Also as late as the 1960's-70's it was indecent for women to show off their navels. Now I'm not a smart man nor am I a wise man but I do have some questions to ask.
Now obviously people who flash their goodies for the whole world to see, unless it's a legally designated nudity is allowed area, is considered a criminal. I say this because if they are caught flashing or showing their god given pajamas, there are tickets, fines, and/or jail time correct?
So we spend some of the tax money prosecuting these law breakers, right?
They than do their time and pay their fine, right? (except in areas of the world where the law is much stricter and the punishment does NOT necessarily fit the crime...just my opinion)
I'm guessing that during certain events of the year in many places all over the world this is happening, and many are caught, right?
Yet you never hear of a celebrity on the red carpet get a ticket for the "accidental" exposure of their yum yums even though, thanks to the paparazzi, there is evidence for all the world to see, right?
And O.J. can literally get away with murder, even though they had the evidence, right?
Then write a book on it, right?
So I guess what you have to do is become famous so you can show off your junk, kill someone, and get away with it, than write a book and make money over this, right?
Just something to think about.
4/05/2007
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MEN OF TOMORROW?
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride"
Spider-Man 2 (2004), Rosemary Harris
I was thinking about my past last night, and what I wanted to be when I "grew up". Then I started thinking about heroes...not the TV show on NBC, but the real life inspirations to the child that eventually grew up to be me. I remember wanting to be a teacher because my first and second grade teacher was so helpful to this kid who was to antsy to sit still, and so eager to learn everything. I remember wanting to be the Lone Ranger because he always fought for what was right and just. I wanted to be Bruce Jenner because he was an incredible athlete. I wanted to be Jumping Jim Brunzell because he was my "absolute favorite wrestler". When I was 5-6 years old I needed heroes like these. Someone to set a standard so that I, as a kid, would have an idea of what a "grown up" should be. Back then stars. celebrities and athletes, whether or not they wanted to be, did know that they were in fact role models and heroes to many children and adults.
But as I grew older my heroes changed. Soon it wasn't about the men and women who made the world a better place, but men and women who made their own paths, regardless of the consequences. I went from positive role models to anti-heroes. I talked a little about it yesterday.
Then as I grew older yet, stars, athletes, and celebrities now claim that they are not heroes or role models. They state that they are who they want to be and it's not their fault if some kid emulates them. Now I admit that this is partly true. But to deny that they have no influence on us is just a cop out. Or who knows maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe there are no more heroes to look up to. Maybe there never were. Maybe I was just a delusional child that thought that there were people out there who would teach us to be better human being by their actions and their words.
Or maybe there are no more heroes for me as an adult. Maybe I've grown disillusioned by the fact that too many people now only think of themselves, and at times that includes myself.
Maybe the only real fact is that as a child I looked for those great qualities that would steer us all into superb human beings in outside avenues, because back than, everything was pretty much cut and dry, the heroes WERE the good guys. I guess back then we were allowed to believe in that.
Sometimes I really miss back then.
"And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride"
Spider-Man 2 (2004), Rosemary Harris
I was thinking about my past last night, and what I wanted to be when I "grew up". Then I started thinking about heroes...not the TV show on NBC, but the real life inspirations to the child that eventually grew up to be me. I remember wanting to be a teacher because my first and second grade teacher was so helpful to this kid who was to antsy to sit still, and so eager to learn everything. I remember wanting to be the Lone Ranger because he always fought for what was right and just. I wanted to be Bruce Jenner because he was an incredible athlete. I wanted to be Jumping Jim Brunzell because he was my "absolute favorite wrestler". When I was 5-6 years old I needed heroes like these. Someone to set a standard so that I, as a kid, would have an idea of what a "grown up" should be. Back then stars. celebrities and athletes, whether or not they wanted to be, did know that they were in fact role models and heroes to many children and adults.
But as I grew older my heroes changed. Soon it wasn't about the men and women who made the world a better place, but men and women who made their own paths, regardless of the consequences. I went from positive role models to anti-heroes. I talked a little about it yesterday.
Then as I grew older yet, stars, athletes, and celebrities now claim that they are not heroes or role models. They state that they are who they want to be and it's not their fault if some kid emulates them. Now I admit that this is partly true. But to deny that they have no influence on us is just a cop out. Or who knows maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe there are no more heroes to look up to. Maybe there never were. Maybe I was just a delusional child that thought that there were people out there who would teach us to be better human being by their actions and their words.
Or maybe there are no more heroes for me as an adult. Maybe I've grown disillusioned by the fact that too many people now only think of themselves, and at times that includes myself.
Maybe the only real fact is that as a child I looked for those great qualities that would steer us all into superb human beings in outside avenues, because back than, everything was pretty much cut and dry, the heroes WERE the good guys. I guess back then we were allowed to believe in that.
Sometimes I really miss back then.
4/04/2007
JUST A RANDOM VIEW FROM THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
Scottish Proverb
Hiya folks! I hope you are all doing fantastic today! Not much happened today. Just another day come and gone, but for some silly reason I feel great:
happy spirit, happy soul, and happy thoughts.
It still surprises me when I feel this way. I spent a lot of my life either to drunk or to angry or simply in denial of the possibility of good things happening (even though in many cases, some good things were happening, and I was just to blind to see them). I have been re-learning how to appreciate the things I do have. I don't mean the material items (it seems the longer I walk this big blue planet, the less those things matter...hmm I may be growing up...now that's a scary thought) but the things that have real worth.
Not that long ago and for a long time before that, I used to fill the emptiness in my existence with many forms of distractions. I used to buy DVDs, books, the Internet and comics to mentally escape the reality I lived in. I use to drink like the proverbial fish and I used music to justify it all. In the lyrics of just about any song I had an excuse for any self destructive behavior I wished to indulge in. But lately...well that seems to have changed.
I now get books that just sound interesting to read. I still watch movies but now I digest them as a media outlet:
was the story any good, were the actors believable, did the dialogue fit the character, was the music appropriate, what could have been done better, well you get the idea.
Music, now that is a different story. I now take my appreciation of music to a different level. It's become an avenue for history and influence. I listen to music as an emotional safety valve and sometimes as a way of expressing what I want to say, when I myself can't find the words. I now watch the performers, and no longer try to mirror them or imitate their behavior (after a 16 year "love" of Jack Daniels -thanks to Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx- just the sight of the bottle causes a gag reflex that is usually saved for televangelists...and Oprah).
I don't need to emulate my adolescent idols to prove my worth to myself or anyone. I just need to be at peace with my demons, accept that they are a part of me, and make sure that it's Jose that steers the ship through the choppy sea of continuance and not the malignant spirit that it used to be. It's not always easy, but any fight for your soul is worth fighting for.
I know it sounds so melodramatic...but I guess in many ways I am. And that folks...is just who I am. In the end I am still me, just a better me.
Scottish Proverb
Hiya folks! I hope you are all doing fantastic today! Not much happened today. Just another day come and gone, but for some silly reason I feel great:
happy spirit, happy soul, and happy thoughts.
It still surprises me when I feel this way. I spent a lot of my life either to drunk or to angry or simply in denial of the possibility of good things happening (even though in many cases, some good things were happening, and I was just to blind to see them). I have been re-learning how to appreciate the things I do have. I don't mean the material items (it seems the longer I walk this big blue planet, the less those things matter...hmm I may be growing up...now that's a scary thought) but the things that have real worth.
Not that long ago and for a long time before that, I used to fill the emptiness in my existence with many forms of distractions. I used to buy DVDs, books, the Internet and comics to mentally escape the reality I lived in. I use to drink like the proverbial fish and I used music to justify it all. In the lyrics of just about any song I had an excuse for any self destructive behavior I wished to indulge in. But lately...well that seems to have changed.
I now get books that just sound interesting to read. I still watch movies but now I digest them as a media outlet:
was the story any good, were the actors believable, did the dialogue fit the character, was the music appropriate, what could have been done better, well you get the idea.
Music, now that is a different story. I now take my appreciation of music to a different level. It's become an avenue for history and influence. I listen to music as an emotional safety valve and sometimes as a way of expressing what I want to say, when I myself can't find the words. I now watch the performers, and no longer try to mirror them or imitate their behavior (after a 16 year "love" of Jack Daniels -thanks to Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx- just the sight of the bottle causes a gag reflex that is usually saved for televangelists...and Oprah).
I don't need to emulate my adolescent idols to prove my worth to myself or anyone. I just need to be at peace with my demons, accept that they are a part of me, and make sure that it's Jose that steers the ship through the choppy sea of continuance and not the malignant spirit that it used to be. It's not always easy, but any fight for your soul is worth fighting for.
I know it sounds so melodramatic...but I guess in many ways I am. And that folks...is just who I am. In the end I am still me, just a better me.
4/02/2007
28 SECRETS ABOUT YOURSELF
"It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him."
John Steinbeck
American writer 1902-1968
This is just one of those things that I have had in my "future blogs" folder, for those days when I'm pressed for time or can't think of anything to write at this moment. Well this is a pressed for time moment. So here we are with...
28 secrets about yourself.
1. Is your default picture your natural hair color?
Nope...considering that the pic is of Spider Jerusalem from the "Transmetropolitan" graphic novels
2. Where was your default pic taken?
Look at first answer
3. What's your middle name?
Manuel
4. What's your current relationship status?
VERY HAPPILY MARRIED
5. Honestly, does your crush(s) like you back?
Umm I guess...because you know she's married to me
6. What is your current mood?
Hurried...I've got to get ready for work soon
7. What color shirt are you wearing?
Shirt???
8. What makes you happy, honestly?
A good book, being married, a warm day, being alive...you know a lot of things these days makes me happy, honestly.
9. Whats your favorite type of music?
Depends on my moods, but I guess usually it's 80's hair bands
10. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Is a horn dog an animal?? Just Kidding :) But I guess it would be a snow leopard. I just think they are very beautiful animals.
11. Ever had a near death experience?
Yes and no...I was "near death" when I worked in a hospitol.
12. Something you do a lot?
Complaining about the state of decay our beautiful world is in.
13. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
No song right now. But lately it's usually something by Pearl Jam.
14. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Oh sweet Jesus, I don't know I did this back in January.
15. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
After doing a search I came up with this...
Philip Kearney born on June 2, 1815
Pope Pius X born on June 2, 1835
Thomas Hardy born on June 2, 1840
Edward Elgar born on June 2, 1857
Sally Kellerman born on June 2, 1936
Stacy Keach born on June 2, 1941
Charles Haid born on June 2, 1943
Ilaiyaraaja born on June 2, 1943
Lasse Hallström born on June 2, 1946
Dennis Haysbert born on June 2, 1954
Dana Carvey born on June 2, 1955
Kyle Petty born on June 2, 1960
Alejandro Agresti born on June 2, 1961
Esther Eikelenboom born on June 2, 1966
Paulo Sergio born on June 2, 1969
Karen Mok born on June 2, 1970
Anthony Montgomery born on June 2, 1971
Wentworth Miller born on June 2, 1972
Neifi Perez born on June 2, 1973
Karolina Rosiñska born on June 2, 1974
Arlette Adriani born on June 2, 1975
Sebastien Schemmel born on June 2, 1975
Justin Long born on June 2, 1978
Nikki Cox born on June 2, 1978
Nikolay Davydenko born on June 2, 1981
Jewel Staite born on June 2, 1982
Ana Cristina born on June 2, 1985
Dane Christensen born on June 2, 1986
Sergio Agüero born on June 2, 1988
Freddy Adu born on June 2, 1989
Brittany Curran born on June 2, 1990
16. When was the last time you cried?
I don't know, it's not something I usually keep track of.
17. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Today...right now...It would have to be super speed
18. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex??
Well the first thing I would notice is that they ARE the oppisite sex.
19. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Not a damn thing.
20. Whats your biggest secret?
Well to tell you would no longer make it a secret.
21. What's your favorite color?
Black and red
22. When was the last time you lied?
about 2 hours ago....that's when I got out of bed.
23. Do you watch kiddy tv shows or movies?
YES!!!!!
24. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
25. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
What can't we change? I think everybody can change something about themselves if they truly want to.
26. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Diet Coke
27. Do you speak any other languages?
Yes
28. What's your favorite scent?
The "just finished raining outside and it's still hot" scent.
John Steinbeck
American writer 1902-1968
This is just one of those things that I have had in my "future blogs" folder, for those days when I'm pressed for time or can't think of anything to write at this moment. Well this is a pressed for time moment. So here we are with...
28 secrets about yourself.
1. Is your default picture your natural hair color?
Nope...considering that the pic is of Spider Jerusalem from the "Transmetropolitan" graphic novels
2. Where was your default pic taken?
Look at first answer
3. What's your middle name?
Manuel
4. What's your current relationship status?
VERY HAPPILY MARRIED
5. Honestly, does your crush(s) like you back?
Umm I guess...because you know she's married to me
6. What is your current mood?
Hurried...I've got to get ready for work soon
7. What color shirt are you wearing?
Shirt???
8. What makes you happy, honestly?
A good book, being married, a warm day, being alive...you know a lot of things these days makes me happy, honestly.
9. Whats your favorite type of music?
Depends on my moods, but I guess usually it's 80's hair bands
10. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Is a horn dog an animal?? Just Kidding :) But I guess it would be a snow leopard. I just think they are very beautiful animals.
11. Ever had a near death experience?
Yes and no...I was "near death" when I worked in a hospitol.
12. Something you do a lot?
Complaining about the state of decay our beautiful world is in.
13. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
No song right now. But lately it's usually something by Pearl Jam.
14. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Oh sweet Jesus, I don't know I did this back in January.
15. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
After doing a search I came up with this...
Philip Kearney born on June 2, 1815
Pope Pius X born on June 2, 1835
Thomas Hardy born on June 2, 1840
Edward Elgar born on June 2, 1857
Sally Kellerman born on June 2, 1936
Stacy Keach born on June 2, 1941
Charles Haid born on June 2, 1943
Ilaiyaraaja born on June 2, 1943
Lasse Hallström born on June 2, 1946
Dennis Haysbert born on June 2, 1954
Dana Carvey born on June 2, 1955
Kyle Petty born on June 2, 1960
Alejandro Agresti born on June 2, 1961
Esther Eikelenboom born on June 2, 1966
Paulo Sergio born on June 2, 1969
Karen Mok born on June 2, 1970
Anthony Montgomery born on June 2, 1971
Wentworth Miller born on June 2, 1972
Neifi Perez born on June 2, 1973
Karolina Rosiñska born on June 2, 1974
Arlette Adriani born on June 2, 1975
Sebastien Schemmel born on June 2, 1975
Justin Long born on June 2, 1978
Nikki Cox born on June 2, 1978
Nikolay Davydenko born on June 2, 1981
Jewel Staite born on June 2, 1982
Ana Cristina born on June 2, 1985
Dane Christensen born on June 2, 1986
Sergio Agüero born on June 2, 1988
Freddy Adu born on June 2, 1989
Brittany Curran born on June 2, 1990
16. When was the last time you cried?
I don't know, it's not something I usually keep track of.
17. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Today...right now...It would have to be super speed
18. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex??
Well the first thing I would notice is that they ARE the oppisite sex.
19. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Not a damn thing.
20. Whats your biggest secret?
Well to tell you would no longer make it a secret.
21. What's your favorite color?
Black and red
22. When was the last time you lied?
about 2 hours ago....that's when I got out of bed.
23. Do you watch kiddy tv shows or movies?
YES!!!!!
24. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
25. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
What can't we change? I think everybody can change something about themselves if they truly want to.
26. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Diet Coke
27. Do you speak any other languages?
Yes
28. What's your favorite scent?
The "just finished raining outside and it's still hot" scent.
4/01/2007
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