WISCONSIN FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkWisconsin
FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsWisconsin
FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and if you cant find the ride fuck ya
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Wisconsin Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Would shoot back at someone
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FRIENDS: Will stop you from smashing beer cans on your head
Wisconsin Friends: Will egg you on until your head bleeds and laugh at the scabs and bruises the next morning.
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FRIENDS: Will say they thought about pushing you in the hot tub float at the parade in 30 degree weather
Wisconsin Friends: Will actually push you in, make sure you stay in, then laugh an hour latter when you finally walk back with no shirt and early signs of hypothermia
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Wisconsin FRIENDS: Will repost this