IF SEX AND SEX SURVEYS OFFEND YOU...THAN GO AWAY

BASICS
1. what's your first name?
Jose
2. male or female?
Male
3. how old are you?
33
4. What country or state do you live in?
Wisconsin
5. would you say your straight, gay or bi?
Straight

YOUR BODY
6. describe what you look like physically:
Dark hair, brown eyes, 5'10", pooh belly, broad shoulders
7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? And girls, how many fingers can you fit?
Dunno, never measured
8. and if you haven't told us already girls, what size are your tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut?
Uncut
9. and how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? Small brown ones
10. what's your favorite part of your body?
My legs
11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex?
The butt
12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed?
My nipples
13. do you have any special names for your privates or what do u call them?
Naughty spots
14. do you shave your pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what?
I shave

GETTING PERSONAL NOW
15. do you masturbate (don't lie now)?
Yes
16. how often do you masturbate?
Used to be 4-5 times a week but that's been shortened thanks to having a great wife
17. how many people have you slept with?
I don’t know
18. how old were you when you lost your virginity?
12
19. who did you lose it to?
My babysitter
20. do you regret your first time?
Sometimes, usually when in a mood
21. do you have any sexual regrets?
Yes
22. have you ever had sex with a virgin?
No
23. what's the biggest age difference between you and someone you've had sex with?
21 years
24. how often would you have sex in an ideal relationship?
A lot
25. and when was the last time you actually did have sex?
This morning
26. when was the last time you had an orgasm?
This morning
27. have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes
28. what sort of contraception do you normally use?
Condoms
29. have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
30. have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes
31. have you ever devoted a whole day 2 sex?
Yes
32. lights on or off?
A small lamp
33. do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?
Give
34. do you prefer oral sex or normal sex?

Actual sex
35. do you prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or hand jobs?
Both are great thanks to my wife
36. do you prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered?
Both eating and fingering at the same time
37. girls, have you ever used your tits to get a guy off, or guys, have you ever had a girl use her tits 2 get you off?
Yes
38. what's your favorite position?
On top
39. what's the most number of positions you've used in 1 sex session?
5
40. do you like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how?
Slow and gentle and then everything else
41. do you get turned on by pain?
Yes
42. have you ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it?
Yes, but it's not my first choice
43. how do you feel about sex when you or your partner is on her period?
I don’t mind it

ORGASMS AND CUM
44. girls, have you ever or do you ever fake orgasms?
Not a girl
45. what's the most number of orgasms you have had together, or in one sex session?
3
46. can you cum from just having sex?
Umm being a guy....well yeah
47. what sort of orgasm do you normally have (do you moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)?
Moan and gasp
48. spit or swallow?
Umm...neither
49. girls, do you like the taste of cum, or guys, do you like the taste of pussy?
YES!!!
50. have you ever tasted your own love juices?
Yes
51. what did you think of the taste?
ummmm...hmm...not my first choice
52. what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with cum?
me? nuthin

MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS
53. have you or do you ever look at porno magazines?
Yes
54. have you or do you ever watch porno videos?
Yes
55. have you ever watched a live stripper?
Yes
56. have you ever watched a live sex show?
No
57. have you ever used toys during sex?
Yes
58. have you ever used sex toys on your own?
Yes
59. have you ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex?
Yes
60. have you ever used another object that wasn't really a toy on your own?
No
61. how do you feel about talking during sex?
I like it
62. Are you usually loud during sex?
No
63. have you ever woken up somebody else in the same house when your having sex?
Yes
64. have you ever had complaints from the neighbours about your noise during sex?
Yes
65. have you ever been given open praise 4 your sexual technique?
Yes
66. have you or do you ever think about other people when your having sex?
Not anymore
67. have you ever called out someone else's name during sex?
Yes
68. have you ever had sex in a car?
Yes
69. if yes, was the car moving?
No
70. have you ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)?
Yes
71. have you ever had sex in the shower?
Yes
72. what's the strangest place you ever had sex?
Catholic church confessional
73. have you ever had sex at work or school?
Yes
74. do you ever role play in the bedroom?
Yes
75. have you ever used food for sexual purposes?
Yes
76. have you ever had a threesome or any sort of group sex?
Yes
77. have you ever had sex with more than one person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time?
Yes
78. have you ever had sex with other people in the room?
Yes
79. have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes
80. have you ever caught anyone else masturbating?
Yes
81. have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes
82. have you ever caught anyone else having sex?
Yes
83. have you ever watched anyone masturbate?
Yes
84. have you ever let anyone watch you masturbate?
Yes
85. have you ever watched anyone have sex?
Yes
86. has anyone ever watched you having sex?
Yes
87. have you ever watched yourself?
Yes
88. have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
No
89. have you ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
No
90. have you ever had sex with 2 people in the same family?
Yes
91. have you ever had sex with someone related to you?
No
92. have you ever had sex with an animal?
No
93. have you ever had pains as a result of sexual acts?
Yes
94. have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
Yes
95. have you ever answered the phone while you were having sex and kept going?
Yes
96. have you ever broken anything having sex?
Yes

AND FINALLY
97. describe your worst sexual experience:
Having sex with anyone you don't really like and pretending you're really into it
98. describe your best sexual experience:
MY wife
99. describe your biggest fantasy:
Right now can't think of one...I'll get back to it later
100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
It all depends on what you call kinky