Hello, hi and good day to you all. Today I had a fathomless joy that I cannot truly explain (insert extreme sarcasm here). I played with bull penises today. No lie. I did. At work we have these things called pizzle chews and they are bull penises. I tell you it was a pissed off woman who made these up. I can picture it now...
woman speaking
"Oh how I hate him...how can I get back at him? I know I'll sever the penis off his prize bull and make it into a dog treat and feed it to his dog...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Than I'll get the other girls to do this and not only will we make money, we'll get back at those rat bastards for leaving the toilet seat up...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Yup that was the highlight of my day. putting dried up penises in bags so they can be sold and than fed to dogs. I need to get a new job.
And with that I remain a pizzle handling fool named
Jose
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