The new easy to type home of all the crap I write.

http://coacearchive.blogspot.com/

I WON'T BE UPDATING THIS BLOG SITE ANYMORE, IF YOU STILL WANT TO READ MY WASTE OF SPACE YOU WILL HAVE TO GO HERE

http://coacearchive.blogspot.com/

I'M CHANGING OVER EVERYTHING TO THAT SITE. AND THAT SITE WILL BE UPDATED DAILY.

SO ADJUST YOUR BOOKMARKS

JOSE

1/20/2006

UGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

Still not feeling that great. I've come to the conclusion that being sick SUCKS!!!! I think my fever's gone now, but I'm still cold. Could just be the whole wintery feeling, ya know. And the achey feelings have started too, along with the lack of appetite, makes for a crappy second day. The only plus is that I've taken the time to check out some very cool things. The frist being the Superman Returns trailer which looks awesome. And the V for Vendetta trailer which actually took my breath away. I guess there will be a couple of reasons to drop 3o+ bucks at the theater this year. That's all for now. Sitting up and typing has me even more achey than I was before.

Jose

1/19/2006

SICK

I'm getting sick...I don't like that...going back to bed.

1/18/2006

SO DAMN TRUE


A razor and some lotion is all it takes


LOL
Jose

THE BEST ADVICE EVER



Now you know...and knowing is half the battle!

Jose

THIS IS FUNNY...UNLESS YOU'RE TOMMY CHONG







LOL


Jose

THIS IS THE WORLD I LIVE IN




sadly, I shit you not, this is my life...

Jose

LOL NUFF SAID

You should drive a Saturn Sky

You're sleek and smooth, and you need a car to match your hot persona.Besides, sometimes you want your top up - and sometimes you want it down.
You should drive a Saturn Sky
What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

AN EX EMAILS ME

I read your girls' blog and all I kept thinking is "mygod it is Jose' all over again" no offense intended.
The way she writes and the way she thinks is just likeyou (very dramatic).
And to think you told me a longtime ago that if we ever split up you would go running
to that bitch Shelly (probably said that just to piss
me off though) and here you are with a female version
of you.
Hope this time it's real love and it lasts.
Jen


Well it's sorta true. I didn't run to Shelly, just a girl exactly like her. Season isn't exactly like me, but we have a lot in common. Because above and beyond everything else, we are each others best friends. Since the Silence is the Worst Sin and the Season Says entries, we haven't stopped talking or communicating. We both realized where this was heading, and instead of shying away, we did the opposite. We both accepted what was happening, and we fixed it. We tackled and faced the issue head on. We grew from this expierence, and became whole again. So is this real love? Yeah it is. How do I know this? Because my soul and my heart breathe life into me, when she is by my side and even when she is not.

Jose

MY LIL SIS IS 21

I can't believe it. My little sister is officially 21. Or more accurately 21 years 1 hour and 15 minutes old. Damn, I feel old. Season and I went to dinner with sis, mom and mom's beau. We went, to of all places Applebees. I personally can't stand that place, other than the wall decorations. Other than the choice of venues, it was a nice night out. Nothing much more to talk about. talk to y'all soon.

Jose

1/17/2006

FINALLY...

Well, it's taken me a little bit of time but it's done. The C-O-A-C-E-archives is done. It includes some old blogs. It includes this blog. It's like a dvd with the special features. I'm in the middle of cooking so I'll be back when dinner is done.

Jose

1/16/2006

JUST A JOKE TO WASTE SOME TIME

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
The farmer shot Chuck

1/15/2006

SOME WASTED HUMOR

1. Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it.

The thief spends less than my wife did.

2. There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night!

I finally had to let her out.

3. I just got back from a pleasure trip.

I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

4. I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years.

If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

5. What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love?

"Honey, I'm home!"

1/14/2006

1/13/2006

I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW

Sorry, watching movies tonight. Chicken for dinner. Season for dessert. Than a "workout" to work off the calories. Be back tomorrow.
Jose being dragged away from the computer. It's mating Season

1/12/2006

STRANGERS IN PARADISE VOL. 1

Strangers in Paradise Volume One
Terry Moore writes and draws
01 June, 1998 — — Book

Review Strangers in Paradise Volume One

Now those of you who do read this know that I am a comic book fan. Just because I don't have a wall of comics anymore, doesn't mean that my love for this medium has lessened. I just don't have the income or the space for this anymore. So since I actually have some time on my hands, I've put the Wolfwalker series on hold, and have gone back to an old, but not forgotten love.
First is Terry Moore's Strangers in Paradise (that's the official website). Now any comic book fan out there has at least heard of this series. In it's simplest definition, it's about three friends. Francine, Katchoo and David, three ordinary people with haunted pasts, love filled hearts and simply trying to live in happiness. This is hands down one of the best comic books out in the market today. It's about love, loss, sacrifice and overcoming and accepting life in general. This particular book collects the now almost impossible to find three issue mini series, and introduces you into what can simply be called an amazing and wonderful story. If you want to read something that fills the heart with joy and sadness, you really need to give this book a shot. Trust me, you won't forgive yourself if you don't, because this book is just the doorway, the second book in the series I Dream of You begins the real journey. A journey that is as captivating on the 10th plus read as it was on the first read.

Jose

Review of Transmetropolitan Vol. 1: Back on the Street



Transmetropolitan Vol. 1: Back on the Street
Warren Ellis writes Darick Robertson draws
01 February, 1998 — $7.95 — Book

The original inspiration as to how I would approach this lil waste of space. The "hero" is named Spider Jerusalem. He's a journalist. He's a prick and revels in that fact. He's a chain smoking; drinking and pill popping, jerk who only cares about the truth. But that's just his armor. He's an intelligent man who wants the city to look beyond it's own filth and lies to find the truth. He has a heart and he shows it in the climactic point of this book. He wants the world to open their eyes to the depravity that surrounds it, and do something about it. He is the voice of people who have no voice.
The story takes place in "The City", a nihilistic and technologically overloaded hell. Spider is a retired journalist, who had left for his own sanity, and is dragged back because of a book contract that he HAS to fulfill. So he comes back the City. Than he goes to work, telling the dirty and ugly truth, to save some innocent people, and in the end pays the price for interfering with the police, and the brutal punishment that they were delivering.
This really is a great story with some chuckles, a lot of violence and the first step towards Spider Jerusalem's ultimate destiny.

Jose

JUST SOME IMAGES OF FREINDS WHO I VISITED RECENTLY

david Katchoo
Francine
These images belong to Terry Moore, and I am using them in only the deepest respect for an amazing writer/artist. I've just had some time on my hands, and have gone back and visited some old friends.

1/11/2006

Confessional

AND DRAGGING AND DRAGGING AND DRAGGING


Soon no longer to be stepdad just called me, to tell me that my mother is going for the jugular. Alimony, maintence, pension, house and half of her bills to be paid. Which to me is ironic because just 3 days ago, she told me all she wanted was out of the marriage and when the house was sold, that my sister gets 3/4's of the money. Even more ironic is that she wants the bills she made AFTER she moved out to be paid. Which again is ironic because my soon no longer to be stepdad just recently went to 13 dollars/hr...at a place where he's been working at for over 20 years, and my mother just got a raise at the place where she's worked at for 5 years and makes the same now. Don't get me wrong, I really DO NOT LIKE my soon no longer to be stepdad, but even I can see that all she's trying to do to him is hurt him, because he hurt her and me. The sad part, is she allowed it then. So what I am saying is, if you want it over then just end it. Don't make it a drama. Say it's done and be done with it. Because when you do (meaning both of my "parents") than I'm done with you. Less baggage + less drama = a happy Jose.


Jose

1/10/2006

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DRAGGED BACK?

You know by now, you'd think I'd know better. I talked to my stepfather, and since he and my mother are going through their divorce (their first hearing is tomorrow morning) and I got to be "the sympathetic shoulder". I want no part of any of this. I told them 5 years ago to fix it or end it. I told them that 4 years ago, 3 years ago, 2 years ago and than I said leave me out of it. I said work it out on your own. Well they aren't and I'm being dragged into it. You know sometimes, I really hate the people who are my family for dragging me into their misery and self loathing. So I guess that's it for now. Talk to you all tomorrow.

Jose

1/08/2006

Review of Star Wars - Clone Wars, Vol. 2

I finally got around to watching my Christmas presents. You know I wasn't expecting much with this. Just some filler material to waste time with. I was wrong. What we got was a solid mini-series minus all the intro's and commercials that actually feels like a Star Wars movie, without being hindered by the limitations of live action. It was enjoyable and informative. It actually leads directly into Star Wars Episode 3 without missing a beat. At first I thought it looked a little too cartoony, but after a about 10 minutes or so, I realized that it had a strong story with important information. If you're a Star Wars fan you should have this, or if you enjoyed Star Wars Episode 3 The Revenge of the Sith, you should see this to get a better overall feel to the saga itself. With that said...enjoy and
I remain a kid at heart, faithful to the force,
named
Jose