RABBIT IS GOOD, RABBIT IS WISE, BUT BEING A GUY STILL HINDERS RATIONAL THOUGHT

Oh my god, it's so cool to know I fit into smaller shirts again. I know that sounds vain, but for crying out loud, I write a blog about me, myself and mine, so vanity is obviously not a problem. Wow, I actually miss writing on here. That's a pretty farked up idea. That I need to justify my existance by writing on a blog that no one reads, but it's there just in case. ...well today was a pretty boring day of football watching, grocery shopping and well now wasting time and brain cells in front of the sacred porn down loader. ...oh yeah, dial up is KILLING me...just had to say that. ...so now this day is almost over and between Poison playing on the cd player, the rum free diet drink, the dishes that need washing and my looking forward to the rythmic patterings of a shower head that leads to the self cleaning process, I guess I can't really complain about my day. But I do miss three things that used to happen while I was online: Booze ashtrays and porn on the TV. What can I say, I'm a simple man ...and who ever thought Iron Chef was a good idea for an american audience?? I know I watch some useless drivel, but c'mon. Now don't get me wrong I do like the final presentation and I do like some of the "food designs" but an hour of kung fu theater bad over dubs reminds me old Godzilla movies and makes it a litle hard for me to sit through it without laughing. It's like watching Godzilla vs Mothra all over again. Yes I do watch it, but I do it for merely self abuse than out of enjoyment. ...I have no attention span, while I'm writing this blog, I'm catching up on Something Positive, reading the blogs I've been neglecting and wondering when will I be able to bring up my "porn loader" from home, and no not the DVD player he he he he he he ...why does the word speculum make me giggle?? ...oh yeah, Brides Of Destruction, find it, buy it, love it and OF COURSE I MEAN RIGHT NOW!! ...why is violent and abusive humor so funny?? ...and why is slanderous God humor funny too??