THE GREATNESS THAT IS...

Irony

This starts a new little segment of my blogs that will be called "the greatness that is". So it's coming from skewed and confused senses and being intrepreted by the juvenile, infantile and childish mind that resides in the overweight body of a 32 year old. It will touch on things such as Anna Nicole Smith, Beer Bongs, Jackass, Leslie Neilson and strip bars. Today's "greatness" topic is Irony, if the title didn't give it away,for example...

On Wednesday around 330ish in the afternoon, I happened to be driving Bluemound Rd. (those of you who do not know southeastern WI...specifically the Milwaukee, Brookfield, and Waukesha area its a major road that connects the three cities) Well anyway I'm driving the road, and I see two squad cars, the cherries and berries illuminated and flashing on the side of the road. The next thing I see is the two police officers talking to someone in an electric wheelchair. LMAO!

This is a true story.

The second example and again this is true, trust me I coudln't make this up, I'm not that clever. My cousin decided to put in an application at the local porn and head shop. Well while he's filling out the application, they had the radio on. The censored version of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit happened to be playing so I turned to the clerk and said "and the ironic thing is we're listening to a censored song here", I thought I was being clever. Well the clerk turns to me and says "You think thats bad? We can't play any CD's with curse words in the lyrics!" Now for those of you who have never set foot in a porn shop, yes what the crude words are for sex are used either in the title, in the description and if the words don't say enough...the graphic pictures on the movie boxes kinda give it away.

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I remain the greatness that is a movie geek named

Jose