http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/35226/detail/
THIS!!!!
3/27/2006
I BELIEVE THIS TO BE MY LAST BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN PARAODY
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YOU KNOW SOMETIMES ADVERTISING IS JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY
http://www.toxic.no/php/vis_film.php?id=82 Kinda makes you think a wee lil bit...LOL
WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR
WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR
INTERNET IS FOR PORN Umm I guess the link kinda says it...but the vid is quite funny
INTERNET IS FOR PORN Umm I guess the link kinda says it...but the vid is quite funny
3/22/2006
A BLOG TO READ
Insight, passion and wisdom are things that come from many places. This is one of them...please read it.
http://thecapt.blog-city.com/
http://thecapt.blog-city.com/
3/20/2006
Dr. Season prescribes....
at least 24 hours of bed rest. Hopefully his fever will break and his flu will be under control. Please check back on Wednesday.
THE WEEKEND
Well, lets start with that. I was just making sure I got somethings posted and some links up before I forgot. So let's start:
FRIDAY
Season and I, went out on a date. We did the movie and dinner thing, meaning we are getting to old to think of more exciting things to do, well atleast outside the home. HEEHEE. So we went to see Memoirs of a Geisha, and as usual Season said I probably wouldn't like it. Which always cracks me up, because with the exception of Sideways, we have pretty much agreed on all the movies we've seen. I mean she did "trick" me into watching The Life of David Gale, by telling me that Laura Linney gets naked. Of course she did fail to mention that it was during her suicide. Anyways, I getting off track here...we went to see Memoirs of a Geisha, and I was very impressed. The actors, along with sets, cotumes and locations were superb. A very solid story, with a very perfect ending for this drama. Of course never having read the book, of the same name, I had to rely on Season, who did read the book, for the trivial facts and such. With a few minor, well when they were explained to me they seemed minor, she said it was pretty close. So there you have it, we both liked the movie. So afterwards, for a late dinner, we really didn't care where or what, so because it was on the way home, and we were pretty close to it atthe time, we caved into corporations and ate at Applebee's. Yeah, just what we expected, overpriced mediocore food. So than we came home and called it a night. The end of Friday. Well the end of Friday with Season, a little bit later I'll go into lunch with my mother and sister.
SATURDAY
On Saturday mornings and for the past 6 Saturdays, we have breakfast with my stepfather. You know one of these days I'm gonna have to come up with a different name for him. Screw it. We had breakfast with Jeff at Denny's. It was as usual...very much a Denny's, meal. So afterwards, Season and I decided to go out for a drive. We did. We were on the road for about 5-6 hours. We came home. Brought some Chinese Food with us...and that's all I'm saying about that...other than it was a late night.
SUNDAY
We woke up early...don't you hate when that happens? Well anyways, we watched Saturday Night Main Event, and I think I'm bringing Season around to "Sports Entertainment". Well after that...I guess it's another "CENSORED" moment. Than a Homer Simpson moment. It was a donut craving moment. It was a drive 45 minutes for Dunkin Donut's (and the irony that on the front page of the site, there's not a single donut). So after a DD feeding frenzy, we did something I haven't done in a very very long time. I asked Season if she wanted to go play video games. So we went to Fun World, and we shot things, beat each other up, blew each other up, competed (albeit not seriously) and many an ass whoopings were handed out. We came home, cuddled and later went to sleep. Now this may not be a picture perfect weekend, but Season and I aren't picture perfect either, well except to each other. So for us, it was absolutely perfect.
Thanks for letting me share,
Jose
FRIDAY
Season and I, went out on a date. We did the movie and dinner thing, meaning we are getting to old to think of more exciting things to do, well atleast outside the home. HEEHEE. So we went to see Memoirs of a Geisha, and as usual Season said I probably wouldn't like it. Which always cracks me up, because with the exception of Sideways, we have pretty much agreed on all the movies we've seen. I mean she did "trick" me into watching The Life of David Gale, by telling me that Laura Linney gets naked. Of course she did fail to mention that it was during her suicide. Anyways, I getting off track here...we went to see Memoirs of a Geisha, and I was very impressed. The actors, along with sets, cotumes and locations were superb. A very solid story, with a very perfect ending for this drama. Of course never having read the book, of the same name, I had to rely on Season, who did read the book, for the trivial facts and such. With a few minor, well when they were explained to me they seemed minor, she said it was pretty close. So there you have it, we both liked the movie. So afterwards, for a late dinner, we really didn't care where or what, so because it was on the way home, and we were pretty close to it atthe time, we caved into corporations and ate at Applebee's. Yeah, just what we expected, overpriced mediocore food. So than we came home and called it a night. The end of Friday. Well the end of Friday with Season, a little bit later I'll go into lunch with my mother and sister.
SATURDAY
On Saturday mornings and for the past 6 Saturdays, we have breakfast with my stepfather. You know one of these days I'm gonna have to come up with a different name for him. Screw it. We had breakfast with Jeff at Denny's. It was as usual...very much a Denny's, meal. So afterwards, Season and I decided to go out for a drive. We did. We were on the road for about 5-6 hours. We came home. Brought some Chinese Food with us...and that's all I'm saying about that...other than it was a late night.
SUNDAY
We woke up early...don't you hate when that happens? Well anyways, we watched Saturday Night Main Event, and I think I'm bringing Season around to "Sports Entertainment". Well after that...I guess it's another "CENSORED" moment. Than a Homer Simpson moment. It was a donut craving moment. It was a drive 45 minutes for Dunkin Donut's (and the irony that on the front page of the site, there's not a single donut). So after a DD feeding frenzy, we did something I haven't done in a very very long time. I asked Season if she wanted to go play video games. So we went to Fun World, and we shot things, beat each other up, blew each other up, competed (albeit not seriously) and many an ass whoopings were handed out. We came home, cuddled and later went to sleep. Now this may not be a picture perfect weekend, but Season and I aren't picture perfect either, well except to each other. So for us, it was absolutely perfect.
Thanks for letting me share,
Jose
A POST...A COMMENT...AND THE REASON
So here's how it goes...
the post... SIMPLY PUT...THIS OUR SONG...MEANING SEASON AND I
the comment... kevin g made this comment, It's cool that you've picked up a song to identify with.
the reason... OK, well it had been 5 almost 6 months since I moved into Rivendale. I was very very lonely, sad and slowly dying. So a week earlier, I more or less blackmailed Season to come and spend some time with me...and that night saved my life. No lie. That night I as ready to lay down and let the buzzards claim me. A bit melodramatic I know, but what can I say, I was ready. So Season showed up...and at the end of the night...she asked me when I normally go out. So I told her "Now...only on Tuesdays." So she said, in the cliff note version of the conversation, "I'll see you next Tuesday." And I agreed. So at that moment...the Governor of Joseville...had granted a stay of execution. So the next Tuesday...Season was there...and so was I. Well as the night went on...Season, myself, the bartender and the off duty bartender were throwing them down. So the employees, somewhere near the end of the evening, said "you 2 should dance." Both Season and I agreed...and very emphatically said NO!!! Well the bartender said..."If I have to dance so do you 2." So both Season and I said umm...well OK...and to each other "well it will get them off our backs." Well the song that played was "We Danced". That was pretty much the moment when we both new and admitted that there was a chemistry. So yeah to this day, that will always be our song. Just some clarification.
Enjoy.
Jose
the post... SIMPLY PUT...THIS OUR SONG...MEANING SEASON AND I
the comment... kevin g made this comment, It's cool that you've picked up a song to identify with.
the reason... OK, well it had been 5 almost 6 months since I moved into Rivendale. I was very very lonely, sad and slowly dying. So a week earlier, I more or less blackmailed Season to come and spend some time with me...and that night saved my life. No lie. That night I as ready to lay down and let the buzzards claim me. A bit melodramatic I know, but what can I say, I was ready. So Season showed up...and at the end of the night...she asked me when I normally go out. So I told her "Now...only on Tuesdays." So she said, in the cliff note version of the conversation, "I'll see you next Tuesday." And I agreed. So at that moment...the Governor of Joseville...had granted a stay of execution. So the next Tuesday...Season was there...and so was I. Well as the night went on...Season, myself, the bartender and the off duty bartender were throwing them down. So the employees, somewhere near the end of the evening, said "you 2 should dance." Both Season and I agreed...and very emphatically said NO!!! Well the bartender said..."If I have to dance so do you 2." So both Season and I said umm...well OK...and to each other "well it will get them off our backs." Well the song that played was "We Danced". That was pretty much the moment when we both new and admitted that there was a chemistry. So yeah to this day, that will always be our song. Just some clarification.
Enjoy.
Jose
MEN AND HOUSEWORK
One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set.
She was astonished --somethings up.
It turned out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired have sex.
The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it.
"We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh,That was perfect too. Ralph was too tired..."
She was astonished --somethings up.
It turned out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired have sex.
The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it.
"We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh,That was perfect too. Ralph was too tired..."
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks asked "What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?"
"Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We aint inerested"
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans asked "What are Commandments? Can you give us and example."
"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French asked "What are Commandments? Can you give us and example."
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
There, that ought to offend just about everybody!
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks asked "What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?"
"Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We aint inerested"
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans asked "What are Commandments? Can you give us and example."
"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French asked "What are Commandments? Can you give us and example."
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
There, that ought to offend just about everybody!
JUST A GAME I WASTED MOST OF A DAY ON
and I thought I would share. So here you go... http://www.arcadebin.com/index.php?action=play&id=295
THIS IS JUST INSANE
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1142411367/Insane_Head_Twist ...UMMM well I did say it was insane
DOGGIE PORN....LMAO
http://www.medialunchbox.com/Funny-Videos/6.Animals/144.Doggie-Threesome.html just wrong and truly disturbing...but mostly funny
3/17/2006
PORN...LOL...PORN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqloHbHlA40&feature=Views&page=4&t=t&f=b
this is one of the greatest pranks...LOL
this is one of the greatest pranks...LOL
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