Y NO QUOTES

Today my wife interrogated me about my blogs. She questioned me, why, I no longer have "quote of the days" anymore.

I than assigned her my "Where in Wide World of Sports did that COME from?" look.

She vocalizes, that she enjoyed the quotes immensely.

She says she was always surprised at how good I had the quotes matching my blogs, and that she kind of misses them.

So I go into explaining why I don't have a "quote of the day" anymore (and secretly thank her for giving me a short blog in the process). I say, "Season, darling, I would write my blog for the day, and since you know how short my attention span is, you know that it takes me quite a while, actually, to get a coherent thought written to completion. Instead of having three different blogs in differing stages of production, plus a PETA thing I've been working on for about three months, plus how many of those damn quiz things are not finished, sort of finished or just copied waiting for me to read them for the first time so I can add another thing to my not done pile. On top of all that I have, for some unknown reason, three different songs in my head in various stages and I'm still working on the book project."

"So by the time I do all that, than I have to find a quote. Sure thanks to the internet, it made it easier, but it got to the point where I would spend the same amount of time looking for a quote that it took me to write a blog.

And now you add surfing as yet another distraction...

So during that time off I took, I sat back and went, 'Jose, you know you're only doing the quote of the day, for your own personal amusement, and since it takes time you should rather spend...Oh, I don't know...SLEEPING, maybe you should let that little thing go.' so I did."

And she says..

"Oh, OK. Pass the sugar please."

So just for you
my wifey-poo

Here it is...Hose A's NOT REAL QUOTE (but they should be) OF THE DAY.

"Well of course he answered our questions. We did ask him politely you know" - Member of the Spanish Inquisition