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QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid."
Patrick Jake O'Rourke
November 14, 1947 - CURRENT
An American political satirist, journalist, and writer.


The Stupid Test Read over these questions, if anything here has happened to you...
(Try not to get too high a score, guys...It's the kinda test where you'll cry if you get a hundred...)
Put an X for each that is true.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door many times.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[X] you just laughed
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X]You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[X] You have ran around naked in your house.
[]You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words on you.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word"ummmmm" is used many times a day.

NOW, take the number of X's you have and multiply it by 2.6 to get your answer.

NOW SADLY THIS MAKES ME 72.8% STUPID...that's a shocker.