76 QUESTIONS BECAUSE I'M TO LAZY TO BE ORIGINAL

Current mood: cranky

1. Do you drink milk?

NOPE...thanks to genetics and lactose intolerance

2. Do you prefer apple or orange juice?

OJ ALL THE WAY...meaning Orange Juice...not the killer who got away free

3. Do your computer speakers plug into the back of your computer or your monitor?

BACK BABY

4. How many clocks are in your house?

OK...If I count clocks that are parts of other electronic devices...9

5. How about the room yer in right now?

2....but one aint plugged in

6. How often do you check your email?

umm...sometimes

7. Do you live by yourself?

NOPE...I have a wonderful wife...and she has 3 devil's spawn (ok they are cats...but isn't that the same thing?)

8. What's the most you've ever won on a scratcher?

$120

9. What's the nearest food to you right now?

umm..beer

10. Do you know anybody with the same first name as you?

anymore...NO...but I used to

11. Have you ever watched a sunrise rise over the ocean?

why yes sir/m'am I have...not by choice I might add

12. How many messages are in your inbox/outbox on your phone?

5

13. Do you prefer wooden or mechanical pencils?

both actually, depending on what I'm doing

14. What's on your feet right now?

socks...or more actually booty socks....which for some reason makes me second guess the people who name products

15. Do you have one best friend, or a lotta good friends?

my best friend is my wife...all others pale in comparison

16. Snapple or SoBe?

SNAPPLE

17. Where do you buy birthday/christmas cards?

BUY??? Usually my wife just hands me cards and tells me to sign them

18. What's your take on "puppy love"?

Well...I did see Disney's Lady and the Tramp, so I guess I'm for it

19. Do you enjoy breaking hearts?

umm...NO!!!

20. What date/time was the last text you recieved?

LOL...the same day I was moving up to "rivendale"

21. When's the last time you sent a text?

see previous answer

22. Do you believe there is only one "right" religion?

There is no "right" religion only faith

23. What's your favorite planet, besides this one?

umm None...considering I have never been on any other

24. Does anything special happen for you on March 15th?

NOPE...the ides of march means little to me, other than Than it's a great way to start a story by Billy Shakespear

25. If you could get back in touch with one person you've lost touch with, who would it be?

Myself

26. What type of internet connection do you use?

Cable

27. Do you vote for city-related issues?

NOPERS

28. Do you say 'ya'll', 'you guys', 'dudes', or something else when addressing more than one friend at a time?

Actually I use Hey Bitches

29. Would you want marijuana legalized if it meant alcohol would be illegal?

sure why not...Just trade one vice for another

30. Have you ever been to the Vatican?

No Siree

31. Have you ever waved at someone who was waving at you, only to realize they were waving at someone else?

Who hasn't

32. What did you do?

Kept waving till they waved back...It confuses everybody

33. How many remote controls are in your house, and what are they for?

6...Tv, cable, VCR, 2 DVD players, and one for stereo

34. Do you mainly use use your house phone or your cell phone?

to be honest I try to use the phone as little as possible

35. How many 2005 calenders are in your house?

2

36. Do you take baths or showers?

BOTH

37. Do you take quizzes in magazines?

Yes

38. Do you buy bananas when they're green so they won't go bad as fast?

NOPE...I am no banana buyer

39. Do you do anything for a bad sunburn?

usually cry and whine a lot

40. Do use mouthwash? If so, what kind?

yes...Listerine

41. What noises reach your ears right now?

2 fans...and my keyboard keys clicking

42. Have you ever been to Grand Canyon?

Nope...well other than ...nope not gonna say...that's petty and mean

43. Have you ever been to a national park (i.e. Yellowstone, Yosemite, etc)?

yes

44. How old are your parents?

Older than my ancient ass

45. Does anyone have the keys to your heart?

Yes

46. Have you ever had to run for your life?

Yes

47. Is there an empty place in your heart?

Yes

48. Have you ever been to a family reunion?

Yes

49. Have you ever scraped a pipe?

No...but had mine scraped...and I don't recommend that to anyone

50. Do you prepare soup in the microwave or on the stove?

WTF??? Neither...I usually open the can and drink it really fast

51. Is it sunny out right now?

IT'S 4:30 in the morning....what do you think??

52. Do you have a catnip plant in your house?

No sir/m'am I do not

53. Do you use surge protectors?

yes

54. Do you pay attention to the stock market?

no

55. Do you take precautions against contracting West Nile Virus?

what the hell is that??

56. Do you meditate?

sorta

57. If your lover cheated on you and profusely apologized, would you accept them back into your life?

Yes

58. Do you eat carbs?

OH SWEET JESUS...YES OH YEEEEESSSSS I DO

59. If you could be one animal for the rest of your life, what would you pick?

A FRIKKEN DRAGON...the fire breathing has lot's of treasure kind...ooooh power and glory...sounds so nice

60. Are you the kinda person who will search the entire room for the remote because you don't wanna change it on the TV?

NOPE

61. Has your insurance gone up because of something on your DMV record?

LOL...actually it went down

62. Have you ever gone too work/school drunk?

Drunk??? Well technically it was hungover

63. Is it all about "YOU?"

NOPE

64. Are you allergic to any insect bites?

Umm...isn't everybody...isn't that why we all get welts??

65. Are you allergic to any kind of food/medicine?

allergic, nope

66. Have you ever swam in Lake Tahoe?

NOPE

67. If you could hug one person right now, who would it be?

MY WIFE

68. Are you in debt?

who isn't????

69. When you say "often" do you pronounce the "T" or leave it silent?

YES

70. If you could have a plane ticket to anywhere right now, where would you go?

New Orleans

71. How many pairs of socks do you own?

A WHOLE FRIKKEN LOT OF THEM

72. How often do you do laundry?

as often as I am allowed

73. What do you think of Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I don't

74. Do you own your own car, pink slip and all?

NOPE

75. Has anyone ever given you jewelery on Christmas?

NO..thank god

76. Do you count down the days till anything?

YES

Currently reading : Birdman By Mo Hayder