The new easy to type home of all the crap I write.

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I WON'T BE UPDATING THIS BLOG SITE ANYMORE, IF YOU STILL WANT TO READ MY WASTE OF SPACE YOU WILL HAVE TO GO HERE

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I'M CHANGING OVER EVERYTHING TO THAT SITE. AND THAT SITE WILL BE UPDATED DAILY.

SO ADJUST YOUR BOOKMARKS

JOSE

6/12/2007

WHAT THE HELL IS A SNOZBERRY?

Current mood: contemplative

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas."
Anonymous


I've been thinking again. That's never a good thing you know. I start with a stupid idea, and from that stupid idea I get a whole crap load of inane things floating through my head. So since that is what I was doing at work, which ended just short of 4 hours ago, I have watched WWE Monday Night Raw, and sent out a couple of e-mails, you guys and gals get this...

What the hell IS a snozberry?

If Smurfs are 3 apples high which realistically would make their mushroom houses at least 5 apples high...how on Earth was Gargamel NOT able to find their village?

How come in every fight scene where there are multiple bad guys and one lone good guy...do the bad guys attack one at a time?

And how come the bad guys can unload round after round of bullets never hitting the good guy, but with one bullet they are able to hit the lover/family/friend of the main good guy?

Why do people who watch movies with superheroes, are able to accept healing factors/flaming heads/flying/telekinesis, but have an issue when the hero wiggles his finger and goes "UH UH UH"?

Who on this earth doesn't know that smoking is bad for them?

If smoking is so bad why isn't it illegal?

How come people still believe WWE wrestling is real, and cannot accept that it is just a scripted stunt show?

How come parks are so empty?

Will POGS ever make a comeback?

OK...brain is tapped out...well that and I'm out of smokes...talk to you all soon...

Currently listening :
Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy Thing
By Keith Urban
Release date: By 07 November, 2006

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