THE REASON FOR THEFT AND LIFE EXPERIENCES

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."
Rita Mae Brown
November 28, 1944 - PRESENT
an American writer, Emmy-nominated screenwriter


Greetings, hello, and what the hell is happenin' mah PEEPS!!! OK, ok, I know it's a little on the overboard side but I'm feeling pretty good. I'm vertical and ventilating, people are reading my waste of space, it's a weekend, I'm going to Maxwell Street Days (for those not in SE WI, it's an outdoor park sized...well I guess rummage sale is the best way to describe it), spending part of my day with the man who used to be called step-dad, still married, still in love, and I'm still stealing blog ideas and/or bulletins. It's not easy coming up with something insightful everyday. I mean I personally have a good idea maybe once a week, but thanks to my music/porn downloader (that's my computer in case you were wondering) I'm able to have many many good ideas everyday. Does that mean I am lazy? Maybe. But at least I'm resourceful (thank you MacGyver). So since my time is limited today...

140 Life Experiences

For once Season and I took one of these together...I'm the (X) and Season is the (S) get it??

Level 1

() () Had an asthma attack.
(S)(x) Smoked a cigarette.
(S)(x) Smoked a cigar.
(S)(x) Smoked weed.
(S) () Kissed a member of the same sex.
(S)(x) Drank alcohol.
(S)(x) Been in love.
(S)(x) Been dumped.
() (x) Been fired.
() ( x) Been in a fist fight.
(S)(x) Snuck out of a parent's house.

Total so far: Me-9 S-8

Level 2

(S)(x) Ever had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
() (x) Been arrested/seen someone you know get arrested.
(S)(x) Made out with a stranger.
() (x) Gone out on a blind date.
(S)(x) Had a crush on an older person [5 years+].
(S)(x) Skipped school.
(S)(x) Slept with a co-worker.
() () Seen something die.

Total so far: Me-16 S-13

Level 3

(S)(x) Been on a plane.
(S)(x) Thrown up from drinking.
() (x) Eaten sushi.
(S) () Been snowboarding/skiing.
() () Met someone you met on Myspace.
() (x) Been mosh pitting.
(S)(x) Taken pain killers.
(S)(x) Love(d)or lust(d) someone who you can't have.
(S)(x) Been in a BAD relationship.

Total so far: Me-23 S-20

Level 4

(S)(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(S)(x) Made a snow angel.
(S) () Had a tea party.
(S)(x) Flown a kite.
(S)(x) Built a sand castle.
(S)(x) Gone puddle jumping.
(S)(x) Played dress up.
(S)(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(S)(x) Gone sledding.
(S)(x) Cheated while playing a game.

Total so far: Me-32 S-30

Level 5

(S)(x) Been lonely.
(S)(x) Fallen asleep at work/school.
() (x) Used a fake/someone else's ID.
(S)(x) Watched the sunset/sunrise.
() () Felt an earthquake.
() () Kissed a snake.
(S)(x) Been tickled.
(S)(x) Been robbed/vandalized.
(S)(x) Robbed someone.
(S)(x) Been misunderstood.

Total so far: Me-40 S-37

Level 6

(S) () Pet a deer.
(S)(x) Won a contest.
() (x) Been suspended.
(S)(x) Had detention.
(S)(x) Been in a car/motorcycle accident.
() () Had/have braces.
(S)(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(S)(x) Had deja-vu.
(S)(x) Danced in the moonlight.
(S)(x) Hated the way you look.

Total so far: Me-48 S-45

Level 7

(S)(x) Witnessed a crime.
(S)(x) Questioned your heart.
() () Been obsessed with post-it-notes.
(S)(x) Squished barefoot through the mud.
(S)(x) Been lost.
() () Been to the opposite side of the world.
() () Swam in the ocean.
() (x) Felt like you were dying.
(S)(x) Cried yourself to sleep.

Total so far: Me-54 S-50

Level 8

(S)(x) Played cops and robbers.
(S) () Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
(S)(x) Sang karaoke.
(S)(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(S)(x) Made prank phone calls.
() (x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(S)(x) Kissed in the rain.
(S)(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
() (x) Been kissed under a mistletoe.

Total so far: Me-62 S-57

Level 9

(S)(x) Watched the sunset with someone you care/cared about.
(S)(x) Blown bubbles.
(S)(x) Made a bonfire.
() (x) Crashed a party.
(S)(x) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(S)(x) Gone rollerskating/blading.
(S)(x) Had a wish come true.
() () Been humped by a monkey.
(S) () Worn pearls.
() (x) Jumped off a ledge into water.

Total so far: Me-70 S-64

Level 10
() () Screamed "penis" in class.
() () Swam with dolphins.
() (x) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube.
() () Kissed a fish.
(S)(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes.
(S)(x) Sat on a roof top.
(S)(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
(S)(x) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel.
(S)(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours.
(S)(x) Stayed up all night.

Total so far: Me-77 S-70

Level 11

(S)(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
() (x) Climbed a tree.
(S)(x) Had/been in a tree house.
() (x) Have been/are scared to watch scary movies alone.
(S) () Seen/ felt a ghost.
() (x) Have/had more then 30 pairs of shoes or flip flops.
(S)(x) Gone streaking.
() (x) Been to/visited someone at jail.
() (x) Played chicken.
(S)(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.

Total so far: Me-86 S-75

Level 12

() (x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
() (x) Broken a bone.
(S)(x) Been easily amused.
(S)(x) Caught a fish.
(S)(x) Caught a butterfly.
(S)(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(S)(x) Cried so hard you laughed.
(S)(x) Mooned/flashed someone.
(S)(x) Had someone moon/flash you.

Total so far: Me-95 S-82

Level 13

(S)(x) Cheated on a test.
(S)(x) Forgotten someones name.
(S)(x) Slept naked.
(S) () French braided someones hair.
() (x) Gone skinny dipping in a pool.
() (x) Been kicked out of your house.
(S)(x) Rode a roller coaster.
() () Went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
(S) () Had a cavity.

Total so far: Me-101 S-88

Level 14

(S)(x) Been used.
(S)(x) Fell going up the stairs.
(S)(x) Licked a kitty.
(S)(x) Bitten someone.
(S)(x) Licked someone.
(S)(x) Been shot at with a paint ball/bee bee gun.
(S)(x) Had sex in a field/garden.
(S)(x) Flattened someone’s tires.
(S)(x) Drove in a car until the gas light came on.
(S)(x) Had five dollars or less and bought something.

Total: Me-111 S-98

So according to this list...
Jose has had 111 life experiences.
Season has had 98 life experiences.
wow.