A DIRECT LINE TO THE MAN UPSTAIRS

OH MY GOD! You know there are many things in this world that make me utter that phrase. Usually it's Season, hee hee hee, but never has it been more true than this. The pope has an email address. Did you hear me? I said THE POPE HAS AN EMAIL ADDRESS!! Because just praying for thngs wasn't good enough, now you can ask the main man to speak on your behalf. Where was this when I was asking god to make it snow because I didn't have my homework done? Back than I could have just emailed the pope and said

"Dear Mr. Pope, can you ask god for me to make it snow for me, I know he'll listen to you , cuz well, you are his Earth Rep. Thanks a lot I really appreciate it. I'll see you on sunday.
Love,
me"

Well in my head it made sense. But isn't the pope to busy to be wasting time on the internet? I mean does he get spammed like the rest of us, or does he have the "holy spam blocker of antioch?" I wonder what his holiness' reaction when he gets that generic viagra email? Or the christain singles or want a date email? I mean does the holiest of holies really need credit cards or starbucks and walmart surveys/gift cards? OH MY GOD does the pope need a bigger penis?? Maybe that's why we all get spammed. Maybe it's because the pope needs all these things, and this is gods way of telling us what we need to do to claim salvation. Or maybe this is just my way to make my fiery decent into the lake of fire and brimstone happen that much faster?

Jose

ps the addy is benedictxvi@vatican.va