The new easy to type home of all the crap I write.

http://coacearchive.blogspot.com/

I WON'T BE UPDATING THIS BLOG SITE ANYMORE, IF YOU STILL WANT TO READ MY WASTE OF SPACE YOU WILL HAVE TO GO HERE

http://coacearchive.blogspot.com/

I'M CHANGING OVER EVERYTHING TO THAT SITE. AND THAT SITE WILL BE UPDATED DAILY.

SO ADJUST YOUR BOOKMARKS

JOSE

6/29/2005

HOW TO MAKE A PENIS LAUGH

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had touse past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.

MAMEY YOU WOULD RIGHT?

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040805.html
God I sure hope so...
Jose

HOW TO GET A GEEKS ATTENTION AT ANY CON

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040623.html
(trust me it works)
Jose

KOSEY SPEAKS

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040525.html
again...it's damn true
Jose

6/28/2005

IT IS NOT FIXING...ITS CALLED BREAKING THEM

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/20040524.html
'nuff said
Jose

SEASON DARLING...WHY DID I ALL OF A SUDDEN THINK OF YOU HERE?

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040520.html
just wondering???
Jose

THE TRUEST BANE OF ANY COUPLE WHO SLEEP TOGETHER (YES I MEAN SLEEP) YOU TWISTED SON OF A

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040508.html
OH merciful Minerva, that is one way you SO DO NOT want to be awakened or moved....
Jose

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040430.html

ok ok ok...you may think this is wrong and twisted...but on my eternal soul and my http://www.transmetropolitan.com/ collection of comics....the last time I was at a porn shop...there was a couple in there, and gawd bless their black hearts, they were at least in their 60's-70's and they were looking at the Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon video http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158062/ (yeah I was surprised to see it on Internet Movie Database (IMDB for short) )...sorry I had to share that..
JOSE

DAMNIT...I WISH THIS WASN'T TRUE

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040427.html

yeah...that's us men...in all our glory......
the human race is doomed
Jose

HEY SEASON AKA MAMEY THIS REMIND YOU OF LAST NIGHT

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040419.html

when I made you watch

http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm

than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/WonderWoman.htm

than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/Batman.htm

uh huh and than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/GreenLantern.htm

than we finished up with

http://www.spoil-sports.com/SuperFriends.htm

LMAO...well at least they were funny....sorry I fell asleep...again

Jose