I AM MOVING THIS BLOG TO

6/30/2005

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040924.html
I don't know how she does it...but is she tapping my brain????????
Jose

AND THE READING OF

http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040918.html
you and me both....hubba hubba hubba hubba

Jose

6/29/2005

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had touse past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040430.html

ok ok ok...you may think this is wrong and twisted...but on my eternal soul and my http://www.transmetropolitan.com/ collection of comics....the last time I was at a porn shop...there was a couple in there, and gawd bless their black hearts, they were at least in their 60's-70's and they were looking at the Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon video http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158062/ (yeah I was surprised to see it on Internet Movie Database (IMDB for short) )...sorry I had to share that..
JOSE

DAMNIT...I WISH THIS WASN'T TRUE

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040427.html

yeah...that's us men...in all our glory......
the human race is doomed
Jose

HEY SEASON AKA MAMEY THIS REMIND YOU OF LAST NIGHT

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040419.html

when I made you watch

http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm

than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/WonderWoman.htm

than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/Batman.htm

uh huh and than

http://www.spoil-sports.com/GreenLantern.htm

than we finished up with

http://www.spoil-sports.com/SuperFriends.htm

LMAO...well at least they were funny....sorry I fell asleep...again

Jose

I AM MOVING THIS BLOG TO

The new easy to type home of all the crap I write.

6/30/2005

I WISH I WISH I WISH THIS WOULD HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE

LOL SEASON THIS IS YOU

ME THE NEXT DAY

THIS IS DAMN SCARY...I REALLY MEAN IT

YEAH I KNOW...JUST KEEP READING CUZ IT'S STILL THAT DAMN GOOD

AND THE READING OF

6/29/2005

HOW TO MAKE A PENIS LAUGH

MAMEY YOU WOULD RIGHT?

HOW TO GET A GEEKS ATTENTION AT ANY CON

KOSEY SPEAKS

6/28/2005

IT IS NOT FIXING...ITS CALLED BREAKING THEM

SEASON DARLING...WHY DID I ALL OF A SUDDEN THINK OF YOU HERE?

THE TRUEST BANE OF ANY COUPLE WHO SLEEP TOGETHER (YES I MEAN SLEEP) YOU TWISTED SON OF A

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

DAMNIT...I WISH THIS WASN'T TRUE

HEY SEASON AKA MAMEY THIS REMIND YOU OF LAST NIGHT

6/27/2005

LMAO....YEAH THIS WOULD BE ANOTHER REAL LIFE MOMENT...IF I WASN'T TAPPED OUT

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!THAT'S KIAN!!!!!!!!!

OH SWEET JESUS I DO KNOW THIS FEELING

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