THE WEEK I LOST MY LAUGH part 1

Current mood: sad

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter."
Gordon W. Allport


It's been a rough week for yours truly, my friends and cohorts. I lost a godfather I barely knew, wept with family members I didn't know I had, and I have been afraid to laugh at the irony of it all.

For so long, before my wife, I thought I was alone in my world. I believed that there was no one that I could turn to, when life decided that I was a urinal and decided to do that thing you do in a urinal. I spent so many days and nights wishing and hoping that I could turn to someone that actually cared about what happened to me. AND I find out that there were, albeit 20 years to late. As usual I'm getting a wee bit ahead of myself, so let me start from the beginning.

This past Saturday, my mom calls me (way too early in the day for a Saturday) and the first thing she says to me is "Manuel (which she calls me because she hates my first name), your godfather died."

I had been awake for a little bit but was cuddling with my wife and, needless to say, I was in a way different mindset.

I said "whaa...huh say that again."

"You're godfather died."

So I did what I usually do when my mom calls at the worst moments possible...I lied.

"Huh...hey mother, give me a moment, I just woke up, give me a few minutes and I'll call you back, OK?"

"OK hijo (which means son), I'll be here."

So I share, with my wife, this conversation walk to the bathroom, and I shower and shave. Immediately afterwords my wife does the same, and in 45 minutes we're done and on our way to my mothers house. Sorry, I guess (in my opinion) if you are talking about the loss of life, one should not do it over the phone

Well, APPARENTLY, we took way too long because when I got to mothers house, she was already gone.

We did some grocery shopping and dropped it off at home. Afterwards we went back to mothers house, still not there, so I left a note on her door.

My wife and I came home. We did what to people in love, have very little time, and who miss each other a lot, do. Afterwards we fell asleep.

The phone rang.

I ignored it. I was enjoying having my wife in my arms and holding her against me too much, to bother with a phone call.

An hour later the phone rings again, this time she wakes up and answers. It's mother.

We get dressed. We head over to her house, again.

Mother tells me again that my godfather has passed away.

I look at her...and I ask "I have a godfather?"

She says "I told you a long time ago, when you were living in Milwaukee. I told you that your godfathers son was killed, and that you should go see them."

So I racked my waste of grey matter trying to revisit said conversation. I than looked at her and said, "No you didn't, the only person you told me that was killed, was my cousin's son."

Mother said "That's your godfather. But I know you were to busy to see them." In a very sarcastic voice.

Now I know that I have been a jerk many times in my life. I know that I have ignored many people in my family, but had I been told that my godfather (who I didn't know I had) lost his youngest son (in a murder nonetheless) I WOULD have taken the time.

"I know I told you he was your godfather!"

"Umm, sorry mother but you didn't."

Because by that point in my life, I would have loved the idea that someone out there, would actually have cared about me and wanted to know me. I was at such a low point, I started boozing up...BADLY. You know, feeling numb is better than feeling anything at all. That is where I was and that is where I stayed for many many years...before Season.

"Well he died and I think his service will be on Monday. But I will call and tell you when it is tomorrow."

END OF PART 1

Currently listening : No Respect By Vain Release date: 20 December, 2004

BELLADONNA AS THE DANCING BEAR

A BETTER MOOD

Current mood: calm

QUOTE OF THE DAY:"You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough." Adam Marshall

Well roughly 12 hours later. A few beers later. Not so irritated at people. I can be back here again. Of course I used the Internet for what it was meant for. I watched the Simpson's movie at youtube. It was pretty good, but I don't know if I would have enjoyed spending the money to see it. Just a personal comment.

Well as far as updates go, I've added a whole slew of pics to

flickr

So that's been updated a bit. I've started adding something daily to the

archive

you know kind of like special features on a DVD. Just an occasional video, that represents something geeky, cool, memorable, meaningful, fun, intriguing or just plain stupid. Yeah I know I could do that here, but in some cases, there might be pre- and post- dating of said vids. And it's easiest to do there.

Well this is going to be another in house weekend. Well except for visiting half of my genetic make up contributor, it's going to be a VERY quiet weekend. No loud, busy, noisy bars. No room full of people I don't know. No room full of people I DO know. Just Season, myself and the 3 hellions. You have no clue how much I am looking forward to this. Just some pizza, soda, the Battlestar Galactica mini-series, the first disc of the first season of Queer as Folk, and disc 2 of Saiyuki. This is almost paradise. All we need now, is to add some nookie and it will be.

Just thought I'd share...talk to you soon.

Currently listening : The Sign By Ace of Base Release date: 23 November, 1993

20 YEARS LATER

Current mood: annoyed
My sweet leaping Jesus on a cross beam. I am finally sick of people. Who'd ever thunk that there would be a time when I would hate, despise, loathe and GRANNY GET MAH SHOTGUN when it came to people. And sadly this truth started 20 years or so ago.

I was in the homie town of my wonderful wife formerly known as bride, for her trip through memory lane aka 20Th High School reunion. I thought this would be kind of fun. And it was, for a little while. But to be honest 12 hours with people who are drinking, snobbish, and elitist, is way too much for this waste of air known as me.

Don't get me wrong some of the people I met were very nice people. But even after a while they get tiring. So in as few sentences as I am willing to shed on this subject let me take you through last weekend. In no particular order.

I don't care if your home state is called OR-again or OR-a-Gun you're being a snob when you tel your friends, that if they don't pronounce it right they "sound stupid." That's just freakin' rude as hell.

Yes I understand "said person" was an evil and heartless bitch, but how much better are you all, if all your propensities, are of the person you knew 20 years ago. Are you the same person you were 20 years ago? HELL, are you the same person you were 10 years ago? In the end are you no better than "said person" because you judged, juried, and executioned according to the past. Isn't that pretty much what she did? Judged, juried, and executioned you according to her own personal beliefs, which may or may not have changed, but you will never know.

I understand leaving. I accept that as a vital growing process if you think it is needed in your head and soul. But the minute you start dropping dookie in the land of your growing process, remember most importantly, that some people never have to leave to find out who they are. Some people are not only content but very happy, where they are, where they started, and where they live. Even if it is the place where they were born and grew up. Like I said, you don't have to leave to know you are happy. You either are or you aren't.

There's a big difference between being being drunk and loving life and being an obnoxious, evil and annoying drunk. You were the first. If I have to answer this question again, I'm lying and telling you that you showed your naughty pillows to any person that asked.

OK, if you live in a "big city" and your "home town" doesn't have your favorite drink of choice...which oddly (as my wife said to me) is mainly popular in GAY bars...DO NOT start telling me how much small towns suck. Because all I'm going to think is that you're being a snob. AGAIN. Also, sorry, but no, if you think a drink tastes bad, and the 3 other people who tried it said it was good (even though they used a generic brand of booze) I will NOT agree with you. It may not be perfect but for happy Jesus on a hairy pogo stick, it was a decent drink.


NO IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL WATCHING OVER YOU WHILE YOU LET LOOSE WITH THE BOOGIE HIPS. STOP ASKING.

OK...on to other things other than a HS reunion...

On Wednesday, I had a terrible morning. I got a freakin' flat tire because some dumb bastard left a refrigerator hinge in our drive way. The same drive way I have driven on for over a year. So because of this I had gotten almost no sleep because I had to get it fixed. Fuckin' inconsiderate pus filled anal cum drinking shit bags. There is no need for you to be such douche bags.

OK...that's all for this moment. I'll be back in a few, and in a better mood.

Currently listening : The Best of Glass Tiger: Air Time By Glass Tiger Release date: 22 February, 1994

LIVING WITHOUT YOU - TIGERTAILZ

OH SWEET GLAM GODZ!!!! One of my personal favorite songs by TIGERTAILZ!!!!!!!!

I HATE CARS

Current mood: angry

Flat tires SUCK!!!! Nothing else need be said.

LIVIN' WITHOUT YOU - SHOTGUN MESSIAH

OMG...one of the greatest break up songs ever...by one of the coolest bands ever. I present Shotgun Messiah with "Livin Without You"

BREAKIN' DOWN - SKID ROW

Just another of my fave songs by one of another great band

I WILL BE IN "RIVENDALE’S" COUSIN MINOCQUA-DALE

Current mood: restless

Hola my comrades and cohorts---I will be in the land of my wife's growing up, for her 20 year class reunion. And I will for sure be at the watering hole called "Thirsty Whale" later tonight. If any of you aint busy come on down, what else you doing? So I won't be around for the next couple of days...but I am taking my camera and I'll be shooting as much footage as I can.

So for your entertainment---you can find some extra's along with everything else I have posted since Sept 15, 2003 through the current day. OK, I have also pre-posted a couple of things, but I am allowed, it is my waste of space you know. There's a lot of crap, but some insightful stuff too. So stop by

COACE ARCHIVES umm this is here...OK?

you can check out some music here, and you can see what kind of music I dig, and there's even a bit of what my wife likes too.

COACE AUDIO

some pics here even though I haven't taken any new things to share I hope to rectify that this weekend.

COACE VISUAL

and if you like you can see what I'm doing here. This is basically a "project." I don't know how long I'll keep it, but for now, it let's me play around with some ideas, that have been burrowing through my gray matter.

COACE FACE 2 FACE

Well I'll talk to you all soon.

Currently watching : Black Snake Moan Release date: 26 June, 2007

DARKWING DUCK THEME

Just one of those things that as a youngster I remember. Well actually my friend Mike and I were in high school, and when we got out of school, survived the bus ride home, we'd chill out at my house eating whatever was in the fridge, and rocking out to Chip n Dale, and Darkwing Duck.

Afterwards, we'd go to his house and watch M-TV and smoke cigarettes and drink Mt. Dew.

Enjoy these Jose flashbacks.

CHIP AND DALES RESCUE RANGERS THEME

Just one of those things that as a youngster I remember. Well actually my friend Mike and I were in high school, and when we got out of school, survived the bus ride home, we'd chill out at my house eating whatever was in the fridge, and rocking out to Chip n Dale, and Darkwing Duck.

Afterwards, we'd go to his house and watch M-TV and smoke cigarettes and drink Mt. Dew.

Enjoy these Jose flashbacks.

A TALE OF TWO

Current mood: cheerful

Hola my friends and cohorts, today I will share two little tales with you all. One happened damn near a decade or so ago...the other about 5-6 years. They aren't anything more me being a witness to events. Neither affected me, or changed my beliefs, I just happened to think about them while at work today.

Tale 1. The Petty Girl

I had been hanging out with a couple of friends at a gaming store a former friend used to own. A couple had broken up and the girl was trying to make the boy jealous and sorry for breaking up with her. So she started dating this new kid. He was a pretty OK guy. Not the coolest kid on the block, but he was at least someone you could converse with. They seemed to have a connection, which is all one can really hope for. Well their relationship started near the summer. As he was a college boy, and summer was fast approaching, they knew that they would be apart for a little while. Neither seemed to keen on this idea, but they were taking it in stride. Now myself being of the out of sight out mind person back then, I had not forgot about the new beau, he just wasn't first on my things to remember. So the summer, does as all things are oft to do, it passes. The new college season is right around the corner, and new boy is seen walking down the sidewalk to the gaming store (yes at the time I hung out there a bit). Now at this time his "girlfriend" says these words "OH MY GOD! Who's that geek? I hope he's not coming here." To which we, The Crowd called Dumbfounded, all reply with "Uhh that's your boyfriend." To which her response was "oh." She than walked to meet him and broke up with him. Later that night as we we're hanging out still at the gaming store, we "inner circles" discussed this event. And all I could think was, "Wow, you are one petty girl."

Tale 2. Lords, Devils and Sluts

Harry Potter-mania was in full swing at Toys-r-Us, as was Britney Spears-a-palooza. I was doing a spot of X-mas shopping. I can't remember if it was for me or for someone else, but that is not the point of this little tale. Instead it's about other shoppers, and their gross ignorance. Like I said I was shopping (OK to be honest I don't shop at Toy-r-Us, I kind of play and hope I don't get kicked out...again) and I came across the Harry Potter section of the store. All your Potter-treasure ready for purchasing. From toys to school supplies to clothing and books. It truly was your one stop shop. As I was standing in awe of the WALL 'O POTTER, I heard the tell tale sound of any toy store. A little girl was asking if she could get the HARRY POTTER PENCIL BAG AND SOME HARRY POTTER FOLDERS. Her mother in absolute horror said
"NO, didn't I tell you they worship the devil in those books!"

I am stunned. I saw the movie...Nope no active satanism that I saw. I was about to say something.

Out of nowhere her son shows up, carrying Lord of the Rings stuff. The same as the little girl wanted, a pencil bag and some folders, which their mother promptly placed in the shopping cart.

I am even more stunned at this moment. I have actually forgotten the English language. I stand there mouth agape. Finally some cognitive abilities are regained, than I get the biggest surprise yet.

The mother grabbed some Britney Spears school supplies and said "OK now we got something you can use in school."

This waste of breath and flesh couldn't take it anymore. "OH for the love of god! You tell your daughter that she can't have Harry Potter stuff because they worship the devil? They don't, they use magic, like The Star Wars people use the force. By the way in Lord of the Rings they use magic too. No reference to god, just a lot of killing and dying. Now I can understand about your religious beliefs when it comes to that, but by all that's holy...have you listened to the words in her songs? Have you seen the way she dresses? Your worried about some FICTION affecting or influencing your children, but hey It's totally OK if it's a real person who's acting, dressing and singing about being a slut! Give me a break."

She of course told me to mind my own business, put the Britney stuff down, grabbed the Potter stuff and walked away. Her daughter as she was being pulled away, mouthed 'Thank you.'

Currently reading : Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Book 3) By J.K. Rowling Release date: 01 February, 2000

A WANDERING MIND

Current mood: determined

Do you remember that last summer you had as a "kid"? You know, that after it passed, you knew everything would be different. That you could never go back to the way things used to be. I do. I've been thinking about things like this today. I guess that happens when you start seeing the world all different. Things like that happen when you get news about those closest to you, and all you can do is sit there. When families grow apart. When families start anew. When beginnings are right there for others, but they can't do anything until they get the closure that is so desperately needed. When you hold the people who make up your universe, to console one, to lend strength to another, to make sense about the ironies of "fairness" with another and to wonder what now with yet another. All those things that happen in the span of 2 days, just to prove that you're not really in control of anything. All the things that happen that test us. And me? I stand here trying not to breakdown. So far I'm doing pretty good, but we'll see what the next few minutes bring.

Currently watching : Driving Lessons Release date: 03 July, 2007

IT’S MORE ABOUT ME

Current mood: awake AND LAZY

1. Does anyone know your password to your MySpace besides yourself?:
yesiree.

2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?:
In order it was 2 double cheesburgers and the cheaper largest soda.

3. Are you an emotional person?:
yes I am.

4. Do you like your middle name?:
Yes I do.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?:
Yes and no, for example I fell in love with my wife over the I-net, but was smitten when I saw her.

6. Does the person you like know that you like them?:
Well all the people I like know I like them...isn't this kind of a "Well DUH!!!" kind of question?

7. What was the last thing you did?:
Answered the previous question.

8. Ever been in love?:
Yes sir I am.

9. Who was the last person you ate with?:
My life long breakfast, dinner, lunch, and sometimes early or late snack partner who I have vowed to be with for better or worse.

10. What song are you listening to right now?:
Not Ready to Make Nice by the Dixie Chicks

11. How's the weather right now?:
Coolish and Muggy

12. Last person who called you?
Jeff

14. Last song you sang?:
Sweet Child o Mine by Guns-n-Roses

15. Do you love anyone?:
Sure who doesn't?

16. Lost a friendship over something stupid?:
By who's definition? Mine or theirs? So sure, why not.

17. Last thing you drank?:
Diet Coke.

18. Last thing you ate?:
The last slice of a Rocky Rococo Sausage and pepperoni pizza.

19. Where do you wish you were?
Umm...right here's a pretty good place to be, So I guess that's a pretty good answer.

20. Faked being sick to miss school?:
Nope, I did it while completely healthy, I just used the front doors.

21. What time did you wake up today?:
Well technically I woke up yesterday at 2:30 P.M. because I haven't gone to sleep yet.

22. Last person you talked to?:
My wife.

23. Last person that made you laugh?:
My wife.

25. What are you wearing right now?
The pajama's god gave me on the first day of life.

26. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?:
That they are the oppisite sex.

27. Where are you right now?
In the library at home sitting in front of a monitor, cpu and keyboard. Also there are some speakers, an ash tray a camera, and a couple empty bottles/cans of soda. My wife just said don't forget the modem or the clock.

28. What day and date is it?:
Saturday the 11th (again this information was relayed to over my right shoulder, by my mostly nekkid wife)

29. Did you go anywhere today?:
Today...nope not yet.

30. What did you do there?:
Umm...I guess nothing would be the correct answer, both physically, spiritually and mentally. OK yes I said both, because since I haven't gone anywhere yet, this answer doesn't mean squat.

31. Where else are you going today?
Well b-fast, laundry, blockbuster and unless my bladder completely fails me, the bathroom.

32. Are you watching TV?:
Umm how can you be watching TV and answering a survey that is most likely on your monitor right now, because even if you don't need your eyes on the keyboard you need to be looking at the questions.

33. Are you mature or immature?:
I-m-mature...yeah, if you can't figure that one out...you got it right.

34. Are you closer to your mom or dad?:
Physically my mom...she's only 2.5 miles away.

36. What school do you go to?:
Whichever the girls look the oldest at...OWWWWWW!!!! OWWWWWWW!! Season did not find that answer OWWWWWWWW!! as funny as I did.

37. What's the most annoying thing people say to you?:
"Hey do you know spanish swear words?" My usual reply is yeah...FUCK YOU...It's universal...BITCH!!!!

38. Do you like music?:
Sure as friends, but I'm in a relationship, so I don't want to mislead.

39. Do you want to get married?:
Again??? OH HELL NO!!!! My wife already said no to that one...so I guess no Mormonisms for me.

41. Where did you go on vacation last summer?:
To Rivendale's cousin Hazeldale

42. Would you bungee jump?:
UMMMM why????

43. Do you like rollercoasters?
Sure as friends...oh crap I said that one already...umm...OK, how about sure but just as friends with benefits.

44. Is there anything you wish for every summer?:
Yes...for it to be warm without being hot and muggy...that and I keep hoping they change the women not being allowed to be topless laws.

45. Do you use chopsticks?:
NOPE...I'm chopstick impaired

46. What's your favorite meal of the day?:
The Next one.

47. Thinking of someone right now?:
No...answering questions...DUH!

48. Concerned about life right now?:
No...I'm still answering questions.

49. Have you ever tripped going up the stairs?:
Nope I never did acid.

50. What are you looking forward to this spring?:
UMM...anniversary nookie, welll that's what my wife said. I was still trying to get my mind around the fact that I had to think past summer, fall and winter. OK...I'm not a big picture person, so I guess I can agree with my wife on this one.

Currently listening : Taking The Long Way By Dixie Chicks Release date: 23 May, 2006

IT’S ALL ABOUT ME

Current mood: awake AND LAZY

1. What is the meaning behind your Myspace name?

Well it's usually just various incarnations of my name, but currently, it's just the way I feel. That no matter what I am still me.

2. Explain your default picture:

Currently and at this exact moment, I just wanted a pic with me and my wife.

3. Do you drink alcohol?

Yes...but a lot less than I used too.

4. What mood are you in?

I'm awake and breathing. I'm waitning for my wife to get home. So I guess my mood is pretty simple today. I'm happy.

5. Be specific; What are you wearing right now?

The pajama's God gave me.

6. Name a problem you have right now.

My hair is irritating me. It's not a big problem but I guess it will do.

7. What is one thing you love the most?

My life, my air, my soul mate, my best friend and my wife. Thankfully they are al the same person.

8. Are you a smoker?

For now and for 21 more days yes.

9. Do you play any instruments?

I'm learning some guitar basics right now, but it's more play than "play"

10. If you could change one thing in the past, what would you change?

Not a goldarn thing. I like where I am, so to change anything might jeapordize that.

11. What animal would you be for one day if you had to be?

That's easy, a griffon

12. Have you ever had a near death experience?

No not really.

13. Do you think you have been in love before?

Before Season, NO, because if I had been, than I would still be there.

14. What song is stuck in your head right now?

Atomic by Blondie

15. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? If so, who?

Yes. The daughter of my old babysitter, who if I remember right is 2 years younger than me.

16. Have you vandalized before?

Yes.

17. Have you sang in front of a lot of people?

Yup.

18. What do you notice first about the opposite gender?

Well honestly, that they are the oppisite gender, would be the very first thing.

19. Have you ever been told that you look like a celebrity?

LOL, when I was a lot yonger (around 18-19) because of my hair I was told I look like John Stamos. But thankfully, not since then.

Currently listening :
The Divine Comedy
By Milla Jovovich
Release date: 05 April, 1994

DISNEY'S ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS THEME

The cartoon was kind of dumb, BUT I LOVED THE INTRO
what a sad little man I am

RUBIK THE AMAZING CUBE THEME

Just one of those things that as a youngster I remember and sadly where he introduces himself is my favorite part

C’MON, BY NOW IT SHOULDN’T BE THAT HARD

Current mood: awake

Hola my friends and cohorts, what I am about to share is annoying to me. By now those of you who read this know my name is one of the simplest Mexican names in the world. Jose. That's me. It's a pretty common name by now. Thanks to the likes Jose Canseco, Jose Cuervo, San Jose Sharks, Jose Feliciano, Jose Castillo and Jose's Blue Sombrero. Like I said it's not an uncommon name. So here's my question. How frikken hard is it to spell Jose? I mean c'mon already. It's not like my name has never ever been mentioned before. As one comedian said (acting like he was part of the border police) "Jose...were here, is time to get out, (looking at audience) because you all know that's there at least one f***er named Jose in there."

So we go to Rocky Rococo's order our pizza and bread sticks, pay the bill, AND then he asks what name. I say Jose (well because that's my name, and that's what most people call me-except family that is). He than proceeds to write out HoseA. Just like that. I kid you not. HoseA. Because apparently my name is Hose, with A as my last initial. I could have accepted Hosea, because that's a pretty common mistake, which I than usually correct them. But I saw HoseA, and I was dumbstruck. I actually had nothing to say about that. Well not at that precise moment at least.

After we order, we go to Blockbuster to get a couple of movies. Hot Fuzz which by the way is very very funny, and Harry Potter 1. Yes I've seen it. I've seen it many times, but because I said something 2 1/2 years ago, I am reading the whole series now. Well I finished the first book, and now I have to compare the movie with the book. I know. ANAL RETENTIVE. Sue me.

So after we get our movies, we go back to Rocky's and we go in to pick up our pizza. The girls at the counter ask if they can help us, and I said "We're here to pick up our order, it's for Jose, but it's written as HoseA." The girl looked at me funny, walked back, grabbed our pizza, looked at the name, and just shook her head. She came back with all our food, and gave me that "I'm so sorry" look. I than gave her my best "Yeah I know, it's pissing me off a lot, but since I'm here with my wife, she wouldn't appreciate me tearing into your co-worker for being an idiot, thus ruining any chance of nookie tonight, so I'll just kind of smile and shake my head" look. Well as I was cleaning I was thinking about it, so I'd thought I'd blog it.

OK, so now that the whole immigration thing isn't on the news all the time, it seems that the blogging communities have also moved on to darker pastures, looking for more groups of people to criticize, admonish and persecute. And again I find myself thinking how stupid they are. One blog I read stated "that all fat people should lose weight so America wouldn't be called the fattest nation." I find this very tiring. According to the BMI (Body Mass Index) I'm extremely obese. Now to get to my "safe" weight I would have to weigh what I did when I was middle school. You know back when I wasn't done growing yet. Now sadly I just want to lose 30 lbs. That's a lot but it puts me at what is a comfortable weight for someone of my build, but according to the BMI, I'd still be obese. The last time I went to see my doc, he told me I had to lose weight. SO I said "OK, how much, because if I am going by the BMI (I told him what my weight should be) that would be pretty unhealthy for wouldn't it?" He looked at me with complete shock on his face. I also proceeded to tell him "By the way didn't you just tell me, that blood sugar is very good, my cholesterol is very good, my pulse rate was good, and my blood pressure was great for a guy who didn't exercise?" He said "Well I guess I did, but do you think you should lose some weight?" I said sure, and I told him what I wanted to lose, and that according to the BMI I would still be obese, so I asked him again how much weight I should lose? He than said that would be a good amount, and to quit smoking. And to think I paid for that bit of advise.

Sorry got a bit off track...so in this blog this kid stated that all fat people were ugly and a terrible burden on the insurance and health plans. But of course he's doing this with nothing but spelling and grammar errors. I mean it took me 3 reads to finally piece together what he was saying. Now most of you have read my blogs and know for a fact that my spelling is atrocious at best, and that my grammar could be a lot better, but like I said in a previous blog, I usually don't care about it too much unless it's something truly important.

Well I was thinking, "Man, you MAY have some valid points, but you're blog is making you say sound like an absolute moron, you and all your friends are saying it's because you're typing to fast...idiots." So I have come to this conclusion. I don't care what anybody looks like. I never have. It's how you present yourself. If you're a slob it doesn't matter how much you weigh, you're still a friiken slob. If you're educated, it doesn't matter what you look like, because you're probably smarter than me. Than I started thinking, "OK, so what you are saying, is that it's OK to be perceived as an uneducated person, as long as your thin? I'm sorry I'd rather live in a country where we are all "fat" and educated, than live in a country where were all stupid and very hungry for a sammich...frikken idiot."

So yes, I'm a "fluffy" individual, and I like to think that I have some intelligence. I will always be a "fluffy" person because well to quote Jack Black (from School of Rock after he is asked why he doesn't go on a diet) "Because I like to eat!" That and I'm kind of lazy.

By the way let me know what you all think. Am I wrong? Do you agree? Or do you just not give a damn?

Currently listening : The Eminem Show By Eminem Release date: 26 May, 2002

OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN SO HOT...

Current mood: exhausted

OK I am usually one to complain...a lot. Plus I also happen to be pretty good at coming up with excuses...a lot. Well, my tried and true friends, and some who just think I'm an asshole, the "Library" which also houses the pornloader, happens to be the hottest room in the house. So I have been doing my damndest to not be in what I have recently started calling "Seasons easy bake oven." I have done the email checking, and that's about it. I have stayed out of this room because it is to damn hot. So I don't know when the weather will cooperate with meo I can be back on here in a more timely basis.

You know what else sucks? When you're sitting here typing and a river of sweat starts rolling down your spine, finds that one part that seems to not ever want to touch your skin, and the river of sweat sees this breach in your defenses, than proceeds to go right down your butt crack.
Kay, I'm done...going to the cool living room.

Laters

SPELLING DOES NOT COUNT...well sometimes it does

Current mood: cheerful

Hello my fellow humans. We here at casa de Jose have a little story to tell. My wifey-poo happens to wake up yesterday...do her morning routines...than comes to the porn loader as she usually does. So she reads my blog (ok that's one person, I just wish I knew who the other 20 or so were, especially the first few because simply, no one I know is awake right now) and the first thing she says is "you have a few spelling errors." I look at her and I ask..."Besides the spelling was it funny?" My sweet honey muffin looks at me with a straight face and says "Sure it was funny, but it would have been funnier if there were no spelling errors."

Well I'm not going to make excuses. I absolutely suck at typing. But I'm a pretty bad speller too. I'm also too lazy most of the times to go back and double check the grammer, speling and punk-U-ation. Of course if it's something that I consider truly important, where I am trying to make a point, sure I take a lot more time, bt for my usual petty nonsense...well

QUACK QUACK QUACK...

Just wanted to share...

Currently listening : Pablo Honey By Radiohead Release date: 20 April, 1993

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF...CO-WORKERS

Current mood: awake

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." Lane Kirkland

OK...just some random things said at work that need repeating...

Sure I could do that...I could also stick my pecker in a toaster and get the same result.

I see you eye fucking my sandwich.

Hard work won't kill you, but if you don't get back to work my deer rifle will.

The sex was consensual, but the dick was too big, so now she calls it rape.

Dude...we gotta get out of here, I just shit in the sink.

(in reference to a college course) So are there all adults in your class or there any kids?

Quack quack goes the duck, quack quack I don't give a fuck.

It's as slick as cat shit on linoleum.

It didn't rain here?
Nope Hammer just stood outside with his schlong in his hand and the storm went around us.

It not the size of the dog in the fight, it's whether or not you can outrace a bullet.

You're bleeding? Well just slap some grease on it, if that don't stop the bleeding...well you're fucked.

Man you are a lazy...uhh fucking...umm...lazy.
A lazy fucking lazy?
You heard me bitch.

So I went turkey hunting this year.
OHH really...hunting turkey's, instead of just bossing them around.

It's not that he's dumb, he's just so fucking stupid.

Thas all folks

Currently listening : Some Gave All By Billy Ray Cyrus Release date: 19 May, 1992