hello hello hello, my cats and kittens. How the hell are y'all?? Sorry it's been a lil while since I've been on here, but I've been going through some emotional saga's. You see, I'm the happiest I've ever been. Period. I'm in love for the first time. Period. And, because of everything I've gone through, I'm have this nasty habit of pushing people away. You all know know the mantra..."They'll probably leave so why not make them leave" or however you wanna put it, but you all know what I'm saying. Well she aint leaving. I've never had anyone fight so hard to get through the defense mechanisms before. She fights, she waits, she forgives, she understands and she still loves me, even after all that. No matter what she still stands there by my side. Even if I withdraw into myself, she's standing there, to take me into her arms, look into my eyes and she says nothing. But the weight, passion, love and strength of her silence speak in ways that no words could ever elucidate. It's an amazing gift she has. To say nothing at all, yet convey all her feelings in just a look. I'm truly blessed. I'm truly a luck man. I'm a better man, now...
named
Jose
7/11/2005
7/05/2005
Confessional
I GOT A LOT TO SAY TODAY or GOING MULTIPLE UPDATE CRAZY pt2
SAD AND ROMANTIC
I know this couple, that are so perfect for each other, that when you mention one you also mention the other. It's like "Jack and Dianne", like "John and Yoko", like "Adam and Eve", like "Superman & Lois Lane" and like "Robin Hood & Maid Marion". Well when I first moved to Rivendale, he was working 2nd shift and she was working 1st shift. She was miserable. She was alone. And I didn't get it. I mean space "makes the heart grow fonder" right?
No it doesn't.
I was always jealous of the love and bond that they shared. If you ever met them, you would understand. They are the embodiment of true love and happiness. They are the exemplification of a great marriage. Plus, they are both the quintessence of two people in love.
Shortly after moving here, he went back to 1st shift and the apotheosis of happiness and joy was together again. And we all rejoiced because she was able to be blissful again. Well at work a lot of things have happened, and he's back to 2nd shift again. And she's back to that "F&S widow" status again. Her heartache is is apparent. Her smile doesn't carry the same luster it used to.
And I finally get it.
I finally understand how much it hurts to be apart from your heart. I finally understand the weight that seems to grow daily when your partner isn't there. I truly understand what it feels like to be incomplete. I know she reads this this lil waste of space on occasion, and I guess this is my way of telling her I understand what it is she is going through. Because I finally know what it is to truly be in love with someone. And I know what it means to be sperated from them, even though it's only for a little while, and how empty that feels.
Jose
SAD AND ROMANTIC
I know this couple, that are so perfect for each other, that when you mention one you also mention the other. It's like "Jack and Dianne", like "John and Yoko", like "Adam and Eve", like "Superman & Lois Lane" and like "Robin Hood & Maid Marion". Well when I first moved to Rivendale, he was working 2nd shift and she was working 1st shift. She was miserable. She was alone. And I didn't get it. I mean space "makes the heart grow fonder" right?
No it doesn't.
I was always jealous of the love and bond that they shared. If you ever met them, you would understand. They are the embodiment of true love and happiness. They are the exemplification of a great marriage. Plus, they are both the quintessence of two people in love.
Shortly after moving here, he went back to 1st shift and the apotheosis of happiness and joy was together again. And we all rejoiced because she was able to be blissful again. Well at work a lot of things have happened, and he's back to 2nd shift again. And she's back to that "F&S widow" status again. Her heartache is is apparent. Her smile doesn't carry the same luster it used to.
And I finally get it.
I finally understand how much it hurts to be apart from your heart. I finally understand the weight that seems to grow daily when your partner isn't there. I truly understand what it feels like to be incomplete. I know she reads this this lil waste of space on occasion, and I guess this is my way of telling her I understand what it is she is going through. Because I finally know what it is to truly be in love with someone. And I know what it means to be sperated from them, even though it's only for a little while, and how empty that feels.
Jose
I GOT A LOT TO SAY TODAY or GOING MULTIPLE UPDATE CRAZY pt1
THE SILLY
First things first...I made it through another 4th of July, with all appendages in tact. That my friends is a very good thing.
So I gotta tell you all about the cats and their momenst that lead to the loss of dignity, and for a feline that's almost worse than death. On Saturday as Season and I are laying in bed I happen to look over and wacth as 'lil Girl' saunters over to her favorite "going to jump to the window, and just soak in the night air" spot. Well since that particular eve, the weather had decided to become like the heart of Alexis Carrington and drop to almost subarctic degrees (ok it was in the 40's but when you sleep in the pajamas that God gave you, it's pretty frikken cold) Season decided to close the window just a little while before. So as 'lil Girl' is about to commit herself I watch and think to myself "Ok I know cats can see better in the dark and I KNOW she can see the window is closed" at that moment the super-feline-abilities (that only super feilnes have, of course) jumped into action...
she leaped...
she hit the window with a thunderous "WHACKKK!!!!"...
the window held...
hit the floor with a titanic "THUDD!!!"...
walked around with the "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!" dazed look...
Season asked "what the hell was that?" and I answered inbetween laughs "'lil Girl' just whacked into the window!!"...
Season looked over at the dazed and confused feline and ERUPTED into hysterical laughter...
kitty pride-0
kitty humiliation-1
so in the morning as we lay in bed and recount the poor 'lil Girl's' moment of shame, 'lil Girl' decides to jump on the bed...
walks along the edge of the mattress...
slides off the mattress...
laughter ensuess...
same "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED???" look in her eyes...
kitty pride-0
kitty humiliation-2
Sunday afternoon s we are getting dressed up (to get some burgers) for no reason at all, 'lil Girl' decides to follow us and goes to stand in the dirty laundry basket...
there is an empty card board box right there...
she goes to jump into said box..
.
from the edge of the basket...
said basket moves as she pushes off...
sending said kitty into a mad "FLOPPPPP!!!"...
right onto the floor...
laughter ensues...
kitty pride-0
kitty humiliation-3
yuppers, that was the weekend when kitty pride...lost all of the pride...
LMAO
Jose
First things first...I made it through another 4th of July, with all appendages in tact. That my friends is a very good thing.
So I gotta tell you all about the cats and their momenst that lead to the loss of dignity, and for a feline that's almost worse than death. On Saturday as Season and I are laying in bed I happen to look over and wacth as 'lil Girl' saunters over to her favorite "going to jump to the window, and just soak in the night air" spot. Well since that particular eve, the weather had decided to become like the heart of Alexis Carrington and drop to almost subarctic degrees (ok it was in the 40's but when you sleep in the pajamas that God gave you, it's pretty frikken cold) Season decided to close the window just a little while before. So as 'lil Girl' is about to commit herself I watch and think to myself "Ok I know cats can see better in the dark and I KNOW she can see the window is closed" at that moment the super-feline-abilities (that only super feilnes have, of course) jumped into action...
she leaped...
she hit the window with a thunderous "WHACKKK!!!!"...
the window held...
hit the floor with a titanic "THUDD!!!"...
walked around with the "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!" dazed look...
Season asked "what the hell was that?" and I answered inbetween laughs "'lil Girl' just whacked into the window!!"...
Season looked over at the dazed and confused feline and ERUPTED into hysterical laughter...
kitty pride-0
kitty humiliation-1
so in the morning as we lay in bed and recount the poor 'lil Girl's' moment of shame, 'lil Girl' decides to jump on the bed...
walks along the edge of the mattress...
slides off the mattress...
laughter ensuess...
same "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED???" look in her eyes...
kitty pride-0
kitty humiliation-2
Sunday afternoon s we are getting dressed up (to get some burgers) for no reason at all, 'lil Girl' decides to follow us and goes to stand in the dirty laundry basket...
there is an empty card board box right there...
she goes to jump into said box..
.
from the edge of the basket...
said basket moves as she pushes off...
sending said kitty into a mad "FLOPPPPP!!!"...
right onto the floor...
laughter ensues...
kitty pride-0
kitty humiliation-3
yuppers, that was the weekend when kitty pride...lost all of the pride...
LMAO
Jose
6/30/2005
YEAH I KNOW...JUST KEEP READING CUZ IT'S STILL THAT DAMN GOOD
http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040924.html
I don't know how she does it...but is she tapping my brain????????
Jose
I don't know how she does it...but is she tapping my brain????????
Jose
AND THE READING OF
http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/
http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040918.html
you and me both....hubba hubba hubba hubba
Jose
http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040918.html
you and me both....hubba hubba hubba hubba
Jose
6/29/2005
HOW TO MAKE A PENIS LAUGH
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had touse past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.
6/28/2005
THE TRUEST BANE OF ANY COUPLE WHO SLEEP TOGETHER (YES I MEAN SLEEP) YOU TWISTED SON OF A
http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040508.html
OH merciful Minerva, that is one way you SO DO NOT want to be awakened or moved....
Jose
OH merciful Minerva, that is one way you SO DO NOT want to be awakened or moved....
Jose
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040430.html
ok ok ok...you may think this is wrong and twisted...but on my eternal soul and my http://www.transmetropolitan.com/ collection of comics....the last time I was at a porn shop...there was a couple in there, and gawd bless their black hearts, they were at least in their 60's-70's and they were looking at the Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon video http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158062/ (yeah I was surprised to see it on Internet Movie Database (IMDB for short) )...sorry I had to share that..
JOSE
ok ok ok...you may think this is wrong and twisted...but on my eternal soul and my http://www.transmetropolitan.com/ collection of comics....the last time I was at a porn shop...there was a couple in there, and gawd bless their black hearts, they were at least in their 60's-70's and they were looking at the Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon video http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158062/ (yeah I was surprised to see it on Internet Movie Database (IMDB for short) )...sorry I had to share that..
JOSE
DAMNIT...I WISH THIS WASN'T TRUE
http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040427.html
yeah...that's us men...in all our glory......
the human race is doomed
Jose
yeah...that's us men...in all our glory......
the human race is doomed
Jose
HEY SEASON AKA MAMEY THIS REMIND YOU OF LAST NIGHT
http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040419.html
when I made you watch
http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm
than
http://www.spoil-sports.com/WonderWoman.htm
than
http://www.spoil-sports.com/Batman.htm
uh huh and than
http://www.spoil-sports.com/GreenLantern.htm
than we finished up with
http://www.spoil-sports.com/SuperFriends.htm
LMAO...well at least they were funny....sorry I fell asleep...again
Jose
when I made you watch
http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm
than
http://www.spoil-sports.com/WonderWoman.htm
than
http://www.spoil-sports.com/Batman.htm
uh huh and than
http://www.spoil-sports.com/GreenLantern.htm
than we finished up with
http://www.spoil-sports.com/SuperFriends.htm
LMAO...well at least they were funny....sorry I fell asleep...again
Jose
6/27/2005
LMAO....YEAH THIS WOULD BE ANOTHER REAL LIFE MOMENT...IF I WASN'T TAPPED OUT
http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20040407.html
yes that wold be your local blogger with the coolest refridgerator accessory...and that would be Mamey aka Season saying "Uhhh NO!!"
Jose
yes that wold be your local blogger with the coolest refridgerator accessory...and that would be Mamey aka Season saying "Uhhh NO!!"
Jose
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