I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I've had some things to deal with and my poor little blog has gone malnourished, under used, neglected and even a few abandonment issues. Oh, and by the way. Just a random thought that for some reason looks nice right there, even though it doesn't make any sense. I have had one thrilling week plus folks and folkettes. I was going to call you my children but "MOM" is watching. Oh, and for those who worry when I don't post, I'm ok. I do this for therapy and fun. I do this because I'm a bit vain to believe that someone out there thinks I'm interesting enough to read about. It’s self-esteem, male ego, foolish pride and a hope for acceptance into this virtual realm. Well to recap this past week, I met maWG, paWG, and WGG last Friday and I think it went well. I was even called Hoser (a past nickname) by WGG, but sadly he was quickly reprimanded for that. I forget that it's actually a negative term and not just a silly nickname. We had dinner on Friday, lunch and cribbage on Saturday and I had a whole lot of fun. The only time it got weird was during the Q & A session (third degree??) With maWG and paWG. Good times were had. Than there were some personal issues along with the past catching up with me where I turned to my "Jiminy Cricket aka JC" to help me deal with them. In turn that helped create a stronger bond between JC and me, which in turn really strengthened the bond with WG and I. So yes I am officially a better, stronger and self-aware J2 than ever before. So anyways, I went to Mt. Horeb to pick up my RM and hung out there for an eve. You what’s really weird, when you meet chat people, how hard it is to use their real names. So we drank talked and pretty much did the same thing you do in a chat room, only without the typing. A really cool comment said to me, was I'm exactly the same in the real world as I am in a chat room. LOL, there is no separation of real world and virtual world for this psychopath. But as I type that, that kind of makes me sound like a mental patient, doesn't it? Well RM stayed up there and will be brought down on Sunday I think. Well once I got home I got a chance to "talk" with MOM. I think we are twins separated at birth. Or I'm her clone, because we went from actors to movies to star trek and comedians. Way too much in common there. I think MOM spent way too much time in front of a TV. LOL. Oh yeah according to the "are you a psychopath" test, I'm a psychopath. Yes that was a MOM test given to me. LMAO we even talked about Days of our Lives. I know "I'm a sad and strange little man". Well today I get to see WG, and spend some time with her. It won't be too much because she's got to work Monday A.M. (and before any of you panic I'll make sure she goes to bed at a decent time, considering I have to work at 4 P.M. on Monday afternoon, I'll be needing some sleepy time too. Considering I got to drive back here on Monday A.M. Now this isn't your typical A.M., were talking the birds are singing, the sun is shining and the "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY" statements when the alarm goes off). That and the fact that I woke up at 10 A.M. on Saturday, and I haven't slept yet. Now all of you who are thinking about yelling at me...can it wait till tomorrow. Please. OMG, it finally happened!!! It's true, it finally happened. We went an entire day without talking to each other. Yes Saturday July 24, 2004 we went an entire day without giving each other giggle attacks, perma-grins and red faces. I didn't hear the "shuuuuut uup", "what ever", "back off little man" and the "blah blah blah blah". WG, went without hearing me using her lines and purposely using them wrongly, improperly and not even worded correctly. She didn't hear me mocking her "catch phrases" (stand down little girl). Well my precious little gems, its time for me to get some work done, so just remember always tell the you love them, because some day it'll be x-mas and they'll remember. LOL....
and with that I remain,
Jose aka J2
7/25/2004
7/15/2004
WOO HOO!!! YAY US!!! WE ROCK!!!
we hit 700. this site has been peeked at 700 times....700 times people have read something on here, 700 times someone has clicked, 700 times soemthing i've written has been read, 700 hey wait a second...this website has been opened 700 times and I only got 26 comments???? ok who hasn't been commenting?? check yourselves people I mean I understand we all have busy lifestyles, but you could say hi a little more frequently, I mean Princess only one comment so far?? I know some of you have posted more times, and when next I see thee, a drink from me shall be for free, for duties that seem so small, please know that those actions make me feel 10 feet tall, so to thee I give a gracious bow, a peck on the cheek and I exit now. But do not fret my friends, Those that didn't post will get a boot in the end....hehehehehehehehehe sorry I thought it was funny, and
with that i remain 700 hits happier and forever and always
Jose aka J2
with that i remain 700 hits happier and forever and always
Jose aka J2
AND THE VERDICT IS
喂和您好到讀這的全部, and a good day to all. WG and I had a serious conversation today. It was the "where are we and where are we going" talk. Well ladies and gentleman, I now officially have a girlfriend. It's true; I'm off the market. Not for sale or lease. Unavailable for comment. It was a hard conversation to have, especially over the phone. But we had it. Huh?? Oh!! Why was it a hard conversation?? Well just ask, sheesh! Don't beat around the bush, other people’s kids!! You see, if you read the 100 list of mine there were something’s on there, that WG had said weren't options. WG called them defense mechanisms I called it a lie. If you're keeping track that makes us even. Remember way back when I went to meet WG for the first time, I had said that I was just leaving a friend in Marshfield, and since I was just a little ways away...well yeah that was an untruth. Which I believe all agreed was actually good idea on my part, otherwise I wouldn't know any of you and I wouldn't know WG, and The last what 20+ posts wouldn't exist. Well getting back to the conversation, so that was what was keeping me from having this conversation with WG earlier. Well some things happened, some people were met, promises made, and a little girls comment made me think long and hard about the both near and far future of my existence called life. So today after I whooped WG at cribbage (3 matches to 1 in 2 days I might add, and that one was just because spiced rum and diet coke kicked my ass first), I decided this was the best time for that talk. You know for the record, what’s the difference between "going out", "going steady", "dating", "dating exclusively", "seeing" and being "boyfriend and girlfriend"? Maybe it's just because I'm a guy, maybe it's the fears of meeting maWG, paWG and WGG. I mean if you know WG you know that WG is very close to her family, and thats very cool. But what if they didn't and don't like me? Already been in that relationship, and it sucks. What if WGG hates me, I mean I've been there too. So yeah I needed to know what and where, and the who's and why's. But I didn't know what we were. Were we a couple, were we seeing each other, were we dating and to make this even more confusing WG wouldn't tell me what she thought we were. Claiming I had to make my own decision on that. Now boys and girls (and I have to use those words, I mean we do have young "22" here and we don't want to corrupt her pure and innocent soul, and of course Suze aka MOM, is watching too so behave I must) when wanting an opinion on particular subject, when asked if you yourself have an opinion, and you say no still confused, this action should not lead to the reaction of I won't tell unless you have an opinion yourself. Sometimes it just means if you're brave enough to tell me yours than sharing mine will be ok too. So yup Jose aka J2 (lol now you all know where and why the "aka's" came from LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO) and WG are an item, a couple, duo, pair, set, team, twosome, (OMF'n GAWD you all know that I do use dictionary.com's thesaurus feature so when Typed in couple this particular entry got me rolling on the f'n floor
Entry:
Copulate
Function:
Verb
Definition:
Have sex
Synonyms:
bang, bed, boff, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, dork, fool around, fornicate, have coition, have relations, have sex, hump, lay, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, screw, sleep together, sleep with, unite
LOL LMAO LOL LOL LOL) combination, combo, deuce, doublet, match and mates. Ok some of them might be a little strong and some might not make any sense, but its cool. Why is it cool, because it feels cool.
Now more verdicts, so far its 3 -1 that I was being funny. When last I reported on this little blog I asked for a response to a question and since I said it was funny that counts as a vote. Wow I see a pattern forming hehehehehehehehehe. If you didn't know I'm making reference to the cribbage stats....hehehehehehehe. RM update, day 15, actually for someone I have almost nothing in common with, we are getting along very well. He's a good roommate, "I think I'll keep him and name him George and if the cats get to him, I'll squash them George I'll squash them all" lmao hehehehehehehe I know of mice and men is not supposed to be funny but when using the lines out of context...now its f'n hysterical. Oh if you haven't noticed, I started censoring myself. We're going to try to keep the curses to an extreme minimum. I mean what if maWG, paWG or even the lil angel 22 reads a naughty word on here, or even the "good one" LL. I have the innocent and impressionable minds to worry about now. I am trying to be socially aware. I am taking a degree of responsibility knowing that my words may have reactions and consequences, so I shall try my darndest and it does say d-a-r-n to live up to that moral code. So now armed with that
I remain a steadfast moral code of honor and
Jose aka J2
Entry:
Copulate
Function:
Verb
Definition:
Have sex
Synonyms:
bang, bed, boff, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, dork, fool around, fornicate, have coition, have relations, have sex, hump, lay, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, screw, sleep together, sleep with, unite
LOL LMAO LOL LOL LOL) combination, combo, deuce, doublet, match and mates. Ok some of them might be a little strong and some might not make any sense, but its cool. Why is it cool, because it feels cool.
Now more verdicts, so far its 3 -1 that I was being funny. When last I reported on this little blog I asked for a response to a question and since I said it was funny that counts as a vote. Wow I see a pattern forming hehehehehehehehehe. If you didn't know I'm making reference to the cribbage stats....hehehehehehehe. RM update, day 15, actually for someone I have almost nothing in common with, we are getting along very well. He's a good roommate, "I think I'll keep him and name him George and if the cats get to him, I'll squash them George I'll squash them all" lmao hehehehehehehe I know of mice and men is not supposed to be funny but when using the lines out of context...now its f'n hysterical. Oh if you haven't noticed, I started censoring myself. We're going to try to keep the curses to an extreme minimum. I mean what if maWG, paWG or even the lil angel 22 reads a naughty word on here, or even the "good one" LL. I have the innocent and impressionable minds to worry about now. I am trying to be socially aware. I am taking a degree of responsibility knowing that my words may have reactions and consequences, so I shall try my darndest and it does say d-a-r-n to live up to that moral code. So now armed with that
I remain a steadfast moral code of honor and
Jose aka J2
7/13/2004
AND WHEN IS HE WRITING AGAIN
Greetings and Sanitations, to all who read this, how was your weekend? MIne was actually hectic. You know for someone who has no life, I sure don't get much rest. Oh well thats life in the big city. Where compettions tough baby thats a pity, where every guys an actor and everygirl looks pretty. I'm hearing stories and I don't think thats cool. So who's this don Juan...OMG....HELP ME....i just had a Rick Springfeild moment. Now thats scary. But I did at least go to Chuck E Cheese's even tho I couldn't play any games...stupid being broke...and went to this little beach in Brookfield, which was very cool. They didn't seem to mind that I happened to be in the water in a button down shirt. Sorry Ladies, My Chest only Gets exposed for WG...LOL. No the real reason is when I lose enough weight I'll start exposing the soft white underbelly so that it finally matches my arms. I do this to protect the sight of all the innocents and even a few sinners around me, I never take off my shirt in public. Thats a sight that has scared charging rhino's and rabid wombats. This one time a badger was crawling out of his little hole saw me and screamed like a little girl (this statement is meant in respect, so please no offense to little girls anywhere and everywhere) and hid. Who knew that badgers could scream. Well back to my little story, well since this was an unplanned trip to the beach well I was improperly dressed for the beach, that of course did not stop my friend or her daughter from displaying their marksmanship with projectiles of sand and water. AND my obvious discomfort did not stop either of them from laughing. Well what can I say I'm a funny guy...not.
Well WG is back from fest...allthough a little more crispy, and somehow we have maintained the talking everyday record we're going for. Yay us! Oh yeah I made a statement last night that made WG a little peeved at me...so I'm gonna share it, and I want the feedback on whether or not this was funny. Whether it was appropriate or not well I guess thats a judgement call, but at this time I'm just looking for the comedic factor. If you leave a comment or whatever make sure that "funny" or "not" is a comment all by itself. Well we were talking about next time I come up that WG's Goober aka WGG would be staying with ma WG and pa WG. I think I'm having too much fun with the nicnames and their respective abrviations...and why is abrveaitions such a long word anyway? And why can't I spell it...damn it!! So I said "Don't do that, don't put anyone out like that, I can always ask one of your single friends if I can stay with them?" WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA thats funny, I don't care who you are thats dern funnnneeee. well what do you think, funny or not? I was cracking up. WG nope, she didn't find it that funny. Me still chuckling. Well anyways folks and folkettes, Its getting to be that time where I have to actually do what they pay me to do. LOL. LMAO. and with that....
I remain too lazy to use the spell checker and
Jose aka J2
Well WG is back from fest...allthough a little more crispy, and somehow we have maintained the talking everyday record we're going for. Yay us! Oh yeah I made a statement last night that made WG a little peeved at me...so I'm gonna share it, and I want the feedback on whether or not this was funny. Whether it was appropriate or not well I guess thats a judgement call, but at this time I'm just looking for the comedic factor. If you leave a comment or whatever make sure that "funny" or "not" is a comment all by itself. Well we were talking about next time I come up that WG's Goober aka WGG would be staying with ma WG and pa WG. I think I'm having too much fun with the nicnames and their respective abrviations...and why is abrveaitions such a long word anyway? And why can't I spell it...damn it!! So I said "Don't do that, don't put anyone out like that, I can always ask one of your single friends if I can stay with them?" WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA thats funny, I don't care who you are thats dern funnnneeee. well what do you think, funny or not? I was cracking up. WG nope, she didn't find it that funny. Me still chuckling. Well anyways folks and folkettes, Its getting to be that time where I have to actually do what they pay me to do. LOL. LMAO. and with that....
I remain too lazy to use the spell checker and
Jose aka J2
7/09/2004
SORRY...I'M A COMPLETE BOOB
I'm sorry FN, you're a beautiful man, to whom I bow down to your greatness. I can't belive I forgot to mention you...I'm getting a flogging now. My repenting has started. :D Well for the story so far I'm thinking kind of a one man show. Stuck in his apartment. Wakes up to the sound of a train blaring its horn, an explosion and the sweet pungent smell of flesh burning. its a 4 family unit, next door to him a couple fairly attractive, below him is vacant and the owner landlord is in the unit below the couple, wakes up like i said, looks out the widnow sees all his neighbors walking around and they're zombies. The story will be told in journal format and in the end it will be video trascriptions, and police reports depending on the ending. I just don't know what will happen should he live? or die? get recsued? happy ending? tragic ending? Before I can start I need to know what happens to him to set the mood of the story.
7/08/2004
NOW THE WAITING BEGINS
Hello and good day to all who read this, feeling a little down now. Just got off the phone with WG, and I realize it will be a few days before I talk to her again. Wow, it's so weird knowing that I won't be talking to her. I mean we haven't missed a day in what almost a month? Yeah, I'm thinking this is going to be a long weekend. Thankfully I'll be working a lot so free time is out the window. On the plus side, I got beer and spiced rum for today. Yay me!!! On the negative side, I have to work Friday afternoon...yeah can't get to wasted. LOL!! Before I forget I want to welcome both PW and SB to the site. I guess WG's got the promotion machine going again. YAY her!!
Here's a weird little story for you. My friend Extreme Fighter aka XF has a thing for zombies. No NOT THAT KIND OF THING!!!!! Perv's!! So he asked me to write a zombie story. Well I actually started it and well, I went back and read it out loud, and it didn't sound right to me. It didn't click. It didn't gel. It sounded forced, so I dumped it. Than I started thinking about all of the different things that I've read, and what I find totally and completely astounding is writers who cross genres, and how they do that. Michael Crichton is the perfect example. He's written a books about topics such as cloning dinosaurs, nanotechnology, murder involving doctors, airplanes, rewrote Beowulf, sexual harassment, man eating gorilla's and he also created ER the TV show to name a few of his works. Now most authors’ kind of stay in their own genre, Stephen King writes horror, but his best work in my opinion, are his non-horror writings. The Body which became Stand By Me, The Green Mile which was also a movie by the same name and Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, which I'm pretty sure you can figure out what movie that came from. I also really love the Gunslinger books. These are not horror stories in any way. They do have some suspense, but that comes from the wanting to know what is going to happen to the characters. Sorry, I know this is turning into more of a lecture, and I do apologize, but I'm getting to my point. I have never conceived of writing a horror story. I am planning on writing a book, and I do write poems. I even have plots for comic books. Of course I also write here, but the subject matter here is what goes on in my life, in head and in my heart and I kind of think that I know that better than anyone else. Well except for maybe god, Santa and the Government. Wow train of thought just took a shortcut north. You know until just now I didn't realize the story of Santa is kind of freaky. Let me explain; first you got an old dude who's married and only works one day a year. Second he surrounds himself with persons of a diminished height (no not you LL). Third he builds toys for boys and girls but isn't it strange that he never builds toys for adults? Fourth he watches you when you sleep?!?!?!?!? Fifth He watches when you’re awake?!?!?!?!?! 6th He knows if you've been bad?!?!?!?!?! 7th He knows when your good?!?!?!?!?! Now that’s scary. --Ok back to rant-- Now I do read horror, and I find that more scary than seeing horror movies, especially now when its mostly gore and slasher films. I mean does any new supposedly horror movie scare you the way the Omen or the Exorcist did? Some of you will remember Jack Nicholson going "Heeeres Joohny." So to my point, I don't know how know how to end this Zombie story for XF. That’s the big thing for me, I may not know how to start a story, but I always have an ending in my head. So I guess my question for all of you what would be a good way to end this story, you see the real dilemma is that I promised to write it. PROMISED!!! Can you believe that? I do my absolute damndest not to break any promise I make, and how could I promise to write something that I never even planned on doing. When I start putting my book together (I’ve been planning this for years so don't get too excited yet) I plan on using the excerpts I call Confessions etc etc. BTW I already have a title for it "the unbelievable extraordinary adventures of someone who could have, should have and still just might" kind of catchy huh? So yeah I need help. Give me an ending please, oh and to all you smart asses, I will not except "the end", "fin" or "fini".
Wow, that was sure one dull read, daaaaamn!! I went back and reread that and I almost put myself to sleep. Oh and for pet owners (sorry "put to sleep" made me think of aminals and vets, and that made me think of the word "fix") you do not "fix" critters, you actually break them. You see there was nothing wrong to "fix". Nothing was broken, until you had it "fix"ed, and now it is broken, sorry I had to say that.
Oh I have another question; boy I am sure asking a lot from all of you aren't I?? Sorry this will probably not be the last time just so you're pre-warned. If (or more appropriately when) I do write this story, should I put it here?? And if I do, will you promise to tell me that it sucks, if it does suck I mean.
Oh yeah I also got to say that the reason the last post was so short is because that kind of happens when the spiced rum and diet coke with lime, come over and say "DRINK US NOW!!!" I'm so weak willed LOL. So if it didn't make much sense that’s why. So on that note, oh wait a second….ahem “I aaaaammmmmm soooooooooooooo druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk” tee hee tee hee tee hee
And with that I remain
Jose aka J2
Here's a weird little story for you. My friend Extreme Fighter aka XF has a thing for zombies. No NOT THAT KIND OF THING!!!!! Perv's!! So he asked me to write a zombie story. Well I actually started it and well, I went back and read it out loud, and it didn't sound right to me. It didn't click. It didn't gel. It sounded forced, so I dumped it. Than I started thinking about all of the different things that I've read, and what I find totally and completely astounding is writers who cross genres, and how they do that. Michael Crichton is the perfect example. He's written a books about topics such as cloning dinosaurs, nanotechnology, murder involving doctors, airplanes, rewrote Beowulf, sexual harassment, man eating gorilla's and he also created ER the TV show to name a few of his works. Now most authors’ kind of stay in their own genre, Stephen King writes horror, but his best work in my opinion, are his non-horror writings. The Body which became Stand By Me, The Green Mile which was also a movie by the same name and Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, which I'm pretty sure you can figure out what movie that came from. I also really love the Gunslinger books. These are not horror stories in any way. They do have some suspense, but that comes from the wanting to know what is going to happen to the characters. Sorry, I know this is turning into more of a lecture, and I do apologize, but I'm getting to my point. I have never conceived of writing a horror story. I am planning on writing a book, and I do write poems. I even have plots for comic books. Of course I also write here, but the subject matter here is what goes on in my life, in head and in my heart and I kind of think that I know that better than anyone else. Well except for maybe god, Santa and the Government. Wow train of thought just took a shortcut north. You know until just now I didn't realize the story of Santa is kind of freaky. Let me explain; first you got an old dude who's married and only works one day a year. Second he surrounds himself with persons of a diminished height (no not you LL). Third he builds toys for boys and girls but isn't it strange that he never builds toys for adults? Fourth he watches you when you sleep?!?!?!?!? Fifth He watches when you’re awake?!?!?!?!?! 6th He knows if you've been bad?!?!?!?!?! 7th He knows when your good?!?!?!?!?! Now that’s scary. --Ok back to rant-- Now I do read horror, and I find that more scary than seeing horror movies, especially now when its mostly gore and slasher films. I mean does any new supposedly horror movie scare you the way the Omen or the Exorcist did? Some of you will remember Jack Nicholson going "Heeeres Joohny." So to my point, I don't know how know how to end this Zombie story for XF. That’s the big thing for me, I may not know how to start a story, but I always have an ending in my head. So I guess my question for all of you what would be a good way to end this story, you see the real dilemma is that I promised to write it. PROMISED!!! Can you believe that? I do my absolute damndest not to break any promise I make, and how could I promise to write something that I never even planned on doing. When I start putting my book together (I’ve been planning this for years so don't get too excited yet) I plan on using the excerpts I call Confessions etc etc. BTW I already have a title for it "the unbelievable extraordinary adventures of someone who could have, should have and still just might" kind of catchy huh? So yeah I need help. Give me an ending please, oh and to all you smart asses, I will not except "the end", "fin" or "fini".
Wow, that was sure one dull read, daaaaamn!! I went back and reread that and I almost put myself to sleep. Oh and for pet owners (sorry "put to sleep" made me think of aminals and vets, and that made me think of the word "fix") you do not "fix" critters, you actually break them. You see there was nothing wrong to "fix". Nothing was broken, until you had it "fix"ed, and now it is broken, sorry I had to say that.
Oh I have another question; boy I am sure asking a lot from all of you aren't I?? Sorry this will probably not be the last time just so you're pre-warned. If (or more appropriately when) I do write this story, should I put it here?? And if I do, will you promise to tell me that it sucks, if it does suck I mean.
Oh yeah I also got to say that the reason the last post was so short is because that kind of happens when the spiced rum and diet coke with lime, come over and say "DRINK US NOW!!!" I'm so weak willed LOL. So if it didn't make much sense that’s why. So on that note, oh wait a second….ahem “I aaaaammmmmm soooooooooooooo druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk” tee hee tee hee tee hee
And with that I remain
Jose aka J2
7/07/2004
GREAT, NOW I HAVE MORE GUILT
Suse aka "mom", I'm sorry, it is my fault, but on the plus side this morning WG sounded a whole lot better. I'm smiling really big and fluttering my eye lids, now I'm giving my best "Bambi" eyes. ::dropping to my knees:: )OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Please forgive me all powerful and merciful mom. I beseech thee to find it in thine heart to exonerate me. Please oh gentle and gracious divine one, please oh pleeeeeeeeease absolve me from any wrong doings. Aaaaaand the worst thing ... I neeeeeever leaaaaaaaaaarned to reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok so that last bit might be a little bit over the top. But I hope not. I did learn to read. LOL. Well at least I did learn to use spell checker, thats why the last post is so hard for me to read. I didn't use a spellchecker, and it bugs the absolute piss out of me. LOL RM is playing the PS2 right now and he's like totally laffin right now, so I guess he's adapting pretty well. LOL. He's watched a few of my anime (thats japanese cartoons to all not in the know) yes I know that anime 1 and 2 (you know who you are) know what I mean. LOL, so i guess there are 2 more nick names lol
A1 (yess i know the uv and lemonade is a promise I made) and A2 (a1 's gal friend) well i guess for now i will be crashin.....see you all layta
I remain
Jose aka J2
A1 (yess i know the uv and lemonade is a promise I made) and A2 (a1 's gal friend) well i guess for now i will be crashin.....see you all layta
I remain
Jose aka J2
7/06/2004
Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!
Wow another Independence day has come and gone, I still have all my fingers because the urge to blow shit up is not a major concern for me, but thats a story for another day. Well to give you all a quick update WG and I are still talking too much and complaining about not being able to see each other more. Atleast I'm not alone in this endaevour. On the plus side, I have been invited to partake a Saturday of celebration. On this particular day we will be rejoicing the anniversary of four, yes my friends i did say four people's entry into this wonderful moment known as life. I can't remember who's days of birth this is and for that i do apologize. I think too much yahoo cribbage is starting tpo melt the brain. Just so you all know I've asked for that weekend in August off, now we'll just wait and see if I get them.
On a slightly more serious note, will one of you who know WG make sure she gets to see a doctor of somekind, someone and I'm not mentioning names is feeling under the weather so just make sure she doesn't put it off too much. Thanks I really appreciate it. Now for something completely different...
Well hello, hi, howdy and good day to you all. Since I was last here and responded to LL's comment (I hope she doesn't hate me) a whole lotta stuff has happened, most of it boring, but I'm sharing anyway. First of all, I now have a roomate aka RM. Well RM has been pretty cool so far, but having to actually be clothed to walk around the house is getting a little bit tiring. So is closing the bathroom door, OMG I'm starting to whine already, damn it! I guess I'll have to work on that Oh yeah and for future notice if I ever mention driving 12 hours round trip after working 16 hours and getting 3-4 hours of sleep, and making this all sound like its a good thing...slap me, HARD!!! Not one of my brightest moves in a long list of not bright moves. Oh yeah don't tell WG i said that ::looking around:: You see she told me not to do that but unfortuneatly male ego/pride/BS (no thats not somebody that means what it usually means) took over and said "Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt, ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" Well mighty hunter is a dumb ass. Well that was wednesday/ thursday. So after doing that self destructive drive, I get a few hours of sleep than run a bunch of errands on friday, only to go out and get plastered on friday night. Yup second not so bright thing to do in 2 (and a half) days. So I ened up waking early on Saturday morning to go home to nap so I can go to summerfest. Now usually this wouldn't be a big deal, but after summerfest I'm working another 6 hours. Yup, "Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt, ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" was my battle cry. Now I'm going to summerfest. SUMMERFEST, and because I have to work, I canot, and I mean I CANNOT partake in the time honored tradition of getting absolutely stupid on overpriced beer. So now I got to behave too. GRR. So I leave the house at 1130 as planned, downing my 3 redbulls (hey they were on sale 3 for $5 bucks at pick n save) to get me going. We finally get to summerfest, around 1. The weather is cooperating yay!! Well that was hort lived, soon it rained and being sopping wet when the lake shore breeze kicks on, so not fun, but damnit I will stay. "Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" I came to summerfest and nature will not scare me away. So now the tempature drops and we're all wet and cold, and I'm laughin athe high father himself, "HAHAHAHA YOU CANNOT MAKE ME LEAVE HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" Than the 2 people I'm with tell me they're cold and want to go. I look towards the heavens and whine "thats cheating!!!!!!" LOL. Now don't get me wrong we all did have fun and my boy J had a great time and it will forever be remembered by me. But I've never left a summerfest because of weather. So yeah we went home. I went to work. Than went home. Than slept. I woke up one time actually, to eat, use potty and talk to WG. Than I woke up for my normal workshift. So that brings me here. Well I know this one isn't as fun as usual, but I'm kinda pressed for time, you see the cribbage comment was real. I kind of played one too many matches and now I'm trying to finish this before i have to get all my other stuff done at work. So since today I'll be sleepin again....damn 16 hours shifts, "Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" ....OH SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and with that I remain for now and forever (a daaaamned stupid man named)
Jose aka J2
On a slightly more serious note, will one of you who know WG make sure she gets to see a doctor of somekind, someone and I'm not mentioning names is feeling under the weather so just make sure she doesn't put it off too much. Thanks I really appreciate it. Now for something completely different...
Well hello, hi, howdy and good day to you all. Since I was last here and responded to LL's comment (I hope she doesn't hate me) a whole lotta stuff has happened, most of it boring, but I'm sharing anyway. First of all, I now have a roomate aka RM. Well RM has been pretty cool so far, but having to actually be clothed to walk around the house is getting a little bit tiring. So is closing the bathroom door, OMG I'm starting to whine already, damn it! I guess I'll have to work on that Oh yeah and for future notice if I ever mention driving 12 hours round trip after working 16 hours and getting 3-4 hours of sleep, and making this all sound like its a good thing...slap me, HARD!!! Not one of my brightest moves in a long list of not bright moves. Oh yeah don't tell WG i said that ::looking around:: You see she told me not to do that but unfortuneatly male ego/pride/BS (no thats not somebody that means what it usually means) took over and said "Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt, ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" Well mighty hunter is a dumb ass. Well that was wednesday/ thursday. So after doing that self destructive drive, I get a few hours of sleep than run a bunch of errands on friday, only to go out and get plastered on friday night. Yup second not so bright thing to do in 2 (and a half) days. So I ened up waking early on Saturday morning to go home to nap so I can go to summerfest. Now usually this wouldn't be a big deal, but after summerfest I'm working another 6 hours. Yup, "Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt, ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" was my battle cry. Now I'm going to summerfest. SUMMERFEST, and because I have to work, I canot, and I mean I CANNOT partake in the time honored tradition of getting absolutely stupid on overpriced beer. So now I got to behave too. GRR. So I leave the house at 1130 as planned, downing my 3 redbulls (hey they were on sale 3 for $5 bucks at pick n save) to get me going. We finally get to summerfest, around 1. The weather is cooperating yay!! Well that was hort lived, soon it rained and being sopping wet when the lake shore breeze kicks on, so not fun, but damnit I will stay. "Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" I came to summerfest and nature will not scare me away. So now the tempature drops and we're all wet and cold, and I'm laughin athe high father himself, "HAHAHAHA YOU CANNOT MAKE ME LEAVE HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" Than the 2 people I'm with tell me they're cold and want to go. I look towards the heavens and whine "thats cheating!!!!!!" LOL. Now don't get me wrong we all did have fun and my boy J had a great time and it will forever be remembered by me. But I've never left a summerfest because of weather. So yeah we went home. I went to work. Than went home. Than slept. I woke up one time actually, to eat, use potty and talk to WG. Than I woke up for my normal workshift. So that brings me here. Well I know this one isn't as fun as usual, but I'm kinda pressed for time, you see the cribbage comment was real. I kind of played one too many matches and now I'm trying to finish this before i have to get all my other stuff done at work. So since today I'll be sleepin again....damn 16 hours shifts, "Grunt Me MAn, ME CAn Do THAt ME MIghTY HUntER, GRUNT GRUNT!!" ....OH SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and with that I remain for now and forever (a daaaamned stupid man named)
Jose aka J2
7/02/2004
AND THAN WHAT HAPPENED WHEN ALL SHE SAID WAS HI NICE TO MEET YOU
Dia bom a tudo que leu este, Hello my friends it’s always a pleasure to see you all again, I have to apologize to you all for being late with update. This one is special; this is for LeapinLizard aka LL. This is where my bratty side comes out. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEH
Oh my.. "WG" is not the good one.. I am :)hahaha!!!
OH MY, MY, MY, good at what?? Hehehe!!!!!!!!
So sorry I didn't not come to spend "Quality" time with the man of my "hookerish" friend :D at the bar..
That’s ok ::sigh:: ::waaaaaaaaaaa Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickyyyyyy why can’t I be in the shooooooow???? That’s ok I had “Songbird” aka SB, her hubby “Fellow Newbie” aka FN, “still 22” aka 22, her husband “with 22” aka w/22. Than later that evening hung out with “Dartmaster” aka DM, “Princess with the wand” aka PW and “Run by Smoocher” aka RS. But no LL ::tears rolling down the cheek:: I waaaaaaaaaas sooooooooooooo aloooooooone.
I am bashful.. Yes WG I am shy! Don't listen to anything she tells you about me.. I am sweet honest and the most caring person you'll ever meet... oh man I felt a sharp pain in my heart!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I never knew any of that, because you didn’t talk to me :( :( :(. You don’t like me. Nobody loves me. LL haaaates me ::sniffle sniffle::
So anyways.. I just wanted to say you're cool
I’m cool? ::sniffle:: really?? ::wiping away tear:: You really think I’m cool??
and I am glad you are making her sooo happy.. It means alot to me..
Actually we make each other happy, and all joking aside I really do have you thank for that, ok back to the joking….
she isn't so mouthy at work anymore.. Keeps me out of trouble that way..
Oh reallllyyyyy? Well than I better tell WG she’s slacking and that she better start bringing in her A-game. Can’t let people getting complacent…LOL
I just don't want to have to keep yelling at her for not getting any sleep and how she was sick today!!! Which is from lack of sleep..
Hey this is one thing we both agree on. I keep telling her to sleep too. LOL, I can make her blush and I can make her laugh but I can’t make her listen to me when it comes to sleep. I tried.
She babbled for two days about how she felt like an ass for falling asleep on the phone and then not hearing the phone ring... Humm.. I told her not to worry about it.. you probably thought it was sweet she fell asleep hearing your voice or however you phrased it cause she said you said the same thing I did..
Let me share something with you and everyone out there
blondie12675 (5:22:05 AM): I am so sorry I fell asleep on you last night!!!!!!! hope you aren't too mad at me
phulespride (9:01:51 AM): baby its ok...I'm not mad...its a non issue...
blondie12675 (9:08:22 PM): I am glad you aren't mad guess I am mad at myself...it always makes me so much more happy when i get to talk to you and knowing i fell asleep just made me mad....i miss ya tons.
phulespride (8:44:11 AM): silly girlie, i really treasure all the time we get, so if spme days you're sleeping or even fall asleep, its not gonna bug me at all, I understand...life is good, i still miss you, but right now knowing that i can and will be talking to you again, well it makes those few times when we can't talk tolerable...ok
blondie12675 (7:03:14 PM): awwwwwww
Does this explain things?
I don't mind cause she is happy and thats what I have ALWAYS wanted.. well at least for the last 8 months or so..
Again I’m blushing, you better stop that…or I’ll tell WG that you’re making me blush, HEHEHE
She has never met anyone quick witted like.. well for wee people that is.. I am under 5'.. so watch out I can beat you up!! Like I tell WG.. Lets take it outside.. I am bigger than she is ;) haha..
LMAO OMG TOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
SO I am imagining WG on the floor dying right now.. I am sure her ribs are going to hurt tomorrow!
LMAO ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee I wonder if tonight is a good night for me to write.. I wait for the right moments.. that is when I don't shut up and I am not so bashful :)
Well it’s about time. LOL! I mean its only been a week, since I met you, and almost a month since I started talking to WG and all I’ve gotten from the girl who made it all happen, is “Hi Nice to meet you.”
Anyways.. I have jumped from one subject to another and cofused everyone with my babble.. so I shall go for the night.. until next time.. I am the GOOD one! Later
Well no confusion here and it better not be another month before you say “hi Nice to meet you” again.
Well I hope I haven’t embareassed you too much, LOL, because it was completely unintentional LMAO
And once again I remain
Jose
Oh my.. "WG" is not the good one.. I am :)hahaha!!!
OH MY, MY, MY, good at what?? Hehehe!!!!!!!!
So sorry I didn't not come to spend "Quality" time with the man of my "hookerish" friend :D at the bar..
That’s ok ::sigh:: ::waaaaaaaaaaa Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickyyyyyy why can’t I be in the shooooooow???? That’s ok I had “Songbird” aka SB, her hubby “Fellow Newbie” aka FN, “still 22” aka 22, her husband “with 22” aka w/22. Than later that evening hung out with “Dartmaster” aka DM, “Princess with the wand” aka PW and “Run by Smoocher” aka RS. But no LL ::tears rolling down the cheek:: I waaaaaaaaaas sooooooooooooo aloooooooone.
I am bashful.. Yes WG I am shy! Don't listen to anything she tells you about me.. I am sweet honest and the most caring person you'll ever meet... oh man I felt a sharp pain in my heart!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I never knew any of that, because you didn’t talk to me :( :( :(. You don’t like me. Nobody loves me. LL haaaates me ::sniffle sniffle::
So anyways.. I just wanted to say you're cool
I’m cool? ::sniffle:: really?? ::wiping away tear:: You really think I’m cool??
and I am glad you are making her sooo happy.. It means alot to me..
Actually we make each other happy, and all joking aside I really do have you thank for that, ok back to the joking….
she isn't so mouthy at work anymore.. Keeps me out of trouble that way..
Oh reallllyyyyy? Well than I better tell WG she’s slacking and that she better start bringing in her A-game. Can’t let people getting complacent…LOL
I just don't want to have to keep yelling at her for not getting any sleep and how she was sick today!!! Which is from lack of sleep..
Hey this is one thing we both agree on. I keep telling her to sleep too. LOL, I can make her blush and I can make her laugh but I can’t make her listen to me when it comes to sleep. I tried.
She babbled for two days about how she felt like an ass for falling asleep on the phone and then not hearing the phone ring... Humm.. I told her not to worry about it.. you probably thought it was sweet she fell asleep hearing your voice or however you phrased it cause she said you said the same thing I did..
Let me share something with you and everyone out there
blondie12675 (5:22:05 AM): I am so sorry I fell asleep on you last night!!!!!!! hope you aren't too mad at me
phulespride (9:01:51 AM): baby its ok...I'm not mad...its a non issue...
blondie12675 (9:08:22 PM): I am glad you aren't mad guess I am mad at myself...it always makes me so much more happy when i get to talk to you and knowing i fell asleep just made me mad....i miss ya tons.
phulespride (8:44:11 AM): silly girlie, i really treasure all the time we get, so if spme days you're sleeping or even fall asleep, its not gonna bug me at all, I understand...life is good, i still miss you, but right now knowing that i can and will be talking to you again, well it makes those few times when we can't talk tolerable...ok
blondie12675 (7:03:14 PM): awwwwwww
Does this explain things?
I don't mind cause she is happy and thats what I have ALWAYS wanted.. well at least for the last 8 months or so..
Again I’m blushing, you better stop that…or I’ll tell WG that you’re making me blush, HEHEHE
She has never met anyone quick witted like.. well for wee people that is.. I am under 5'.. so watch out I can beat you up!! Like I tell WG.. Lets take it outside.. I am bigger than she is ;) haha..
LMAO OMG TOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
SO I am imagining WG on the floor dying right now.. I am sure her ribs are going to hurt tomorrow!
LMAO ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee I wonder if tonight is a good night for me to write.. I wait for the right moments.. that is when I don't shut up and I am not so bashful :)
Well it’s about time. LOL! I mean its only been a week, since I met you, and almost a month since I started talking to WG and all I’ve gotten from the girl who made it all happen, is “Hi Nice to meet you.”
Anyways.. I have jumped from one subject to another and cofused everyone with my babble.. so I shall go for the night.. until next time.. I am the GOOD one! Later
Well no confusion here and it better not be another month before you say “hi Nice to meet you” again.
Well I hope I haven’t embareassed you too much, LOL, because it was completely unintentional LMAO
And once again I remain
Jose
7/01/2004
TO THINK I MAY BE CERTIFIABLE
Goede dag aan iedereen die dit las, and hello one and all, I had so much fun with the last 100 list so I decided to add a total of 2 more "100" list. I don't actually know when I'm going to write them, but keep an eye out for them. SPIDERMAN 2 IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got goose bumps. I almost cried. I laughed. I cheered. At some points I was even holding my breath wondering what was going to happen. What I found more refreshing is that they relied on story and character development and growth for this movie and not just special effects. What more praise can you give a movie based on a comic book, than to say how real the characters seemed. From the doubts and tribulations faced by Peter Parker and the hope and love, both lost and found that is endured by Mary Jane. The sadness that Aunt May faces in a life without Ben. Harry Osborne’s obsession with Spiderman, and the ultimate crossroad he must come to. Even the comic relief by the man you want to hate, but for some reason, you feel compassion for named J. Jonah Jameson. Yes my friends, Spiderman 2 is, well for lack of a better word, an amazing movie.
Welcome again to today’s installment of WG and Me. We talked again twice today, and it couldn't have been at better times. I hate asking for help with anything, but today I had to ask my mom for help in a financial factor. It sucks. I mean it truly sucks. So I know on Friday I'll be going to the CD Exchange, and I will be saying good-bye to many of my DVD's. I will not and cannot have this over my head. Like I said, it sucks. Well needless to say I was in a pretty pissed and defeated mood, than my phone rings. WG is calling me, and we start talking. Than one of the most amazing things happen. She's talking to me and playing with her son, which brings a smile to my face. Than she makes him laugh, and I mean laugh hard, which in turn makes her laugh and than I started to laugh. Anger goes out the window. Defeated spirit starts to stand again albeit on shaky legs, but stand up it does. The crushing weight of, at that moment, a truly crappy existence disappears, leaving me wondering, "What happened?" The perception and awareness that is my inner being, feels the illuminating of the dark world I had started recreating. You know where my anger pools, settles and festers. Well the actions, probably unbeknownst to WG, had a ray of pure light infiltrate. I felt myself starting to have faith...to have hope that everything will be all right. It was simply an incredible feeling. I'm still not happy that I had to borrow money from Mom, but I know it’s a temporary thing. I'm still getting rid of DVD's but that’s ok, it's not the end of the world. Wow don't I sound like some truly pathetic being?? Oh God I hope not.
So later that evening I call WG, and we talk and I couldn't help but be smiling like some dope fiend just lit up. I'm talking the perm a grin, the warm fuzzy feeling and an overall sense of tranquility, well except for when WG was using her powers for evil (she was talking naughty LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. She's going to kill me for that one, rotflmao!!!! Oh by the way, if I get a Friday off in the next couple of weeks, would the entourage of WG allow a lowly Waukeshite like me, to hang with you's? WG's month of July is pretty booked and I was just wondering. You all know that WG's really going to kill me for this one. Well since my health and well being now lay in the hands of WG, well for at least now
I remain forever and always (no matter how long or short that is)
Jose AKA J2
Welcome again to today’s installment of WG and Me. We talked again twice today, and it couldn't have been at better times. I hate asking for help with anything, but today I had to ask my mom for help in a financial factor. It sucks. I mean it truly sucks. So I know on Friday I'll be going to the CD Exchange, and I will be saying good-bye to many of my DVD's. I will not and cannot have this over my head. Like I said, it sucks. Well needless to say I was in a pretty pissed and defeated mood, than my phone rings. WG is calling me, and we start talking. Than one of the most amazing things happen. She's talking to me and playing with her son, which brings a smile to my face. Than she makes him laugh, and I mean laugh hard, which in turn makes her laugh and than I started to laugh. Anger goes out the window. Defeated spirit starts to stand again albeit on shaky legs, but stand up it does. The crushing weight of, at that moment, a truly crappy existence disappears, leaving me wondering, "What happened?" The perception and awareness that is my inner being, feels the illuminating of the dark world I had started recreating. You know where my anger pools, settles and festers. Well the actions, probably unbeknownst to WG, had a ray of pure light infiltrate. I felt myself starting to have faith...to have hope that everything will be all right. It was simply an incredible feeling. I'm still not happy that I had to borrow money from Mom, but I know it’s a temporary thing. I'm still getting rid of DVD's but that’s ok, it's not the end of the world. Wow don't I sound like some truly pathetic being?? Oh God I hope not.
So later that evening I call WG, and we talk and I couldn't help but be smiling like some dope fiend just lit up. I'm talking the perm a grin, the warm fuzzy feeling and an overall sense of tranquility, well except for when WG was using her powers for evil (she was talking naughty LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. She's going to kill me for that one, rotflmao!!!! Oh by the way, if I get a Friday off in the next couple of weeks, would the entourage of WG allow a lowly Waukeshite like me, to hang with you's? WG's month of July is pretty booked and I was just wondering. You all know that WG's really going to kill me for this one. Well since my health and well being now lay in the hands of WG, well for at least now
I remain forever and always (no matter how long or short that is)
Jose AKA J2
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